Anyone from the UK?

[lingus60]

Good evening campers!

I hope today was a good/ better day for you all!

It's amazing how much pearl clutching occurs on Lit. An opinion on everything isn't necessary, it's perfectly fine to say "each to their own" and move on.

 

[HoneyMeadows]

Apologies. I guess I just objected to people being branded as mentally ill

As someone who struggles with mental wellbeing: thank you for objecting

 

[HoneyMeadows]

I think most pornstars who regularly take 12" long penises up their jacksy will end up with a wonky ass.

Define wonky. Also, speaking from experience?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Define wonky. Also, speaking from experience?

Wonky. There have been cases I've heard of where pornstars who did a lot of anal scenes have ended up sphincter trouble.

I think my arse is the only thing of mine that isn't wonky!

 

[SmoothTalker80]

It's amazing how much pearl clutching occurs on Lit. An opinion on everything isn't necessary, it's perfectly fine to say "each to their own" and move on.

I'm not clutching any pearls, and alas, no one is clutching mine

 

[Wand3rlust]

Can't leave you lot alone for 5 minutes.

 

[Wriggle]

Are they still talking about the toilet?

 

[Wand3rlust]

dunno. Anyway - have your balls dried now?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Mine haven't. I'm still in the bath.

Just y'know, in case anyone needed that mental image.

 

[Wriggle]

dunno. Anyway - have your balls dried now?

Yes and fully swinging, thanks

 

[Wriggle]

Which reminds me - apparently you can find porn of anything (rule34 or something) but I've never seen Newton's Cradle action using bollocks or, probably easier, boobs.

 

[Wand3rlust]

bollocks would be harder cos... actually not completely separate are they?

 

[Btq97]

Which reminds me - apparently you can find porn of anything (rule34 or something) but I've never seen Newton's Cradle action using bollocks or, probably easier, boobs.

The would have to be large boobs. The issue would be lack of hard surface to pass the force along.

 

[Wand3rlust]

erm

 

[Wriggle]

erm

I need at least 5 round objects for me to clarify it as a Newton's Cradle

 

[Wriggle]

The would have to be large boobs. The issue would be lack of hard surface to pass the force along.

1996 fake ones I reckon

 

[Wand3rlust]

I need at least 5 round objects for me to clarify it as a Newton's Cradle

2 and a half women?

 

[Wriggle]

At least

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Apologies. I guess I just objected to people being branded as mentally ill

I am very mentally ill. Thanks for not branding me

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Whoop whoop 1am and I can’t sleep

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Same here. Wind is keeping me awake (no, not farting, you lot!)

 

[Wand3rlust]

I know. Its so loud.

 

[Fufumberuk]

Watch your bass bins, I'm telling ya

 

[sexyhelene]

Hi, new couple just joined enjoying the lit. Looking to see if any other UK folks on here?

I used to live in the UK say hi

 

[Greylag]

Hi from Scotland