Anyone from the UK?

[nakedginger]

Cruising around as you do, I chanced upon this lady's post, which you might try next time (although knowing you, you already have.)

but with a high pressure patio cleaner. The high pressure hose on such a device vibrates incredibly intensely if you pull it fairly taut. You can then coil it and hold it against your bits in a totally natural-looking way with one hand, while you shoot the water trigger...

Something to try if I do it again!

 

[nakedginger]

Hi new comers.I am in Stoke on Trent looking for some fun with people who love sensual massage.Men who like to watch their wives being massaged or wives who like to see their husbands being massaged too.

Are biscuits involved?

 

[nakedginger]

A quick re-read revealed that you did not say “potato”.

But it sounds like it’s warmer down your way, than here!!

This was in the summer on a hot day so very pleasant

 

[Noor]

Are biscuits involved?

Or chocolate?

 

[tugger1987]

Are biscuits involved?

Biscuits and massage just screams crumbs where you don’t want them

 

[Noor]

Biscuits and massage just screams crumbs where you don’t want them

Almost like sand

 

[nakedginger]

Biscuits and massage just screams crumbs where you don’t want them

Biscuits that don't leave crumbs?

 

[tugger1987]

Biscuits that don't leave crumbs?

Jaffa cakes

 

[nakedginger]

Jaffa cakes

That'll cause trouble now you have said that!

 

[tugger1987]

That'll cause trouble now you have said that!

For all their flaws which there are many, their structural integrity cannot be questioned

 

[tugger1987]

Pink wafer could be a decent option

 

[Sixfoot4again]

Biscuits that don't leave crumbs?

Or employ the 'no crumbs, suck as you eat' technique, as utilised elsewhere....

 

[jonnoback]

For all their flaws which there are many, their structural integrity cannot be questioned

Especially if you let them go stale. Then you're dealing with rocks not cakes.

 

[jonnoback]

Right. I'm outta here until at least late Tuesday. Have a great weekend.

 

[tugger1987]

Or employ the 'no crumbs, suck as you eat' technique, as utilised elsewhere....

Not completely reliable.

 

[tugger1987]

Right. I'm outta here until at least late Tuesday. Have a great weekend.

Have a great weekend mate

 

[SirSparky]

Jaffa cakes

Not biscuits

 

[tugger1987]

Not biscuits

I totally agree and despicably evil.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Right. I'm outta here until at least late Tuesday. Have a great weekend.

Must be somewhere very remote with no data signal. Have a good one, Jonno.

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Pink wafer could be a decent option

Something with cream in the middle ?

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Pink wafer could be a decent option

Or just a nice finger?

 

[tugger1987]

Something with cream in the middle ?

pink wafer fits the bill

 

[hugh_jarce69]

pink wafer fits the bill

Think I caught sight of your pink wafer yesterday

 

[tugger1987]

was i dunking it anywhere?

 

[hugh_jarce69]

was i dunking it anywhere?

No, but I think you were hoping for a nibble