Anyone from the UK?

[TheWorldBuilder]

....and there's Miss Innocent again.

 

[nakedginger]

Really I am

 

[tugger1987]

There's an entire thread for them over there ------>

great thread haha

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Really I am

Unfortunately, with your colouring, it would probably not be best to use the phrase 'as pure as the driven snow'.

 

[Darty20]

Oh no! What for?

Short u put Shot

 

[nakedginger]

Short u put Shot

?

 

[jonnoback]

Really I am

Well you are such a good girl

 

[Darty20]

Not teasing. Just a shot of a cable

This comment , it was spelt wrong ??

 

[tugger1987]

did you hear about the explosion in the french cheese factory last week? there was de-brie everywhere

 

[nakedginger]

did you hear about the explosion in the french cheese factory last week? there was de-brie everywhere

Oh no

 

[jonnoback]

Ugh... Dad joke... I camembert it any longer

 

[tugger1987]

plenty more where that came from

 

[tugger1987]

I gave my handyman a list of jobs, he only did 1, 3, and 5......tuns out he only does odd jobs

 

[nakedginger]

Ugh... Dad joke... I camembert it any longer

Brie-have

 

[tugger1987]

What do you call a French man wearing sandals? Phillipe fallop

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Ugh... Dad joke... I camembert it any longer

Online cheese puns drive me emmental

 

[hugh_jarce69]

What do you call a French man wearing sandals? Phillips fallop

Psst. Quick change it to Felipe. Works better that way

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Why does a Frenchman only have one egg for breakfast?

Cos in France one egg is un oeuf

 

[tugger1987]

Psst. Quick change it to Felipe. Works better that way

its just my fat fingers typing meant to be phillipe

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Just found out my friend is a ghost.

Must say, I’ve had my suspicions ever since he walked through the door

 

[hugh_jarce69]

its just my fat fingers typing meant to be phillipe

And I spelt Philippe wrong. We’re both having fingering issues this afternoon #ohhmatron

 

[tugger1987]

And I spelt Philippe wrong. We’re both having fingering issues this afternoon #ohhmatron

cant say its ever been a complaitn ive had

 

[tugger1987]

cant say its ever been a complaitn ive had

fuck sake ive edited twice and still fucked complaint, it can stay like it now

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Would you like a proofreader? Payment taken in kind (think naked female, slim and late 20s).

Oh, hang on, I know where to find one of those. As you were.

 

[tugger1987]

Would you like a proofreader? Payment taken in kind (think naked female, slim and late 20s).

Oh, hang on, I know where to find one of those. As you were.

Looks like I could do with one of them.