Foxed
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That may have been difficultLess clothed?
Anyone from the UK?
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Yes so I've noticedI’m easily lead astray
Foxed
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Were you up?
Yeah I was in a wheelchair for my dinner and got took me down and outside for some fresh air
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Excellent
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Wow!!
Fufumberuk
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I have indeed
raveydave58
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Follow me........I’m easily lead astray
jonnoback
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Take a sou’wester as the rain will be sideways. In August.
Oxfordshire here
barefootgirl69
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Oxfordshire here
He hasn't been around in five years, but welcome - again. Did you move from the Midlands? Is Oxfordshire a part of the Midlands? Trying to get my geography straight, so when I visit England one day, I won't be lost.
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stickygirl
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Geographically, Oxford is in the Midlands but they'd claim they were too posh for that, even though Oxford used to be the car manufacturing centre of the UK. You drive through the Midlands to go anywhere nice, unless you're already somewhere nice. Think of the Midlands as the tummy-button of the UK.
Oxford is better than Cambridge, because where the fuck is Cambridge? Does it keep moving? Somewhere to the right of Oxford and up a bit?
English_guy_bkk
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Really in the Midlands? Oxford? I used to carry a foldable map of the UK..not an A to Z of street names mind you and I'm sure Oxford was South.
Morse will know where it is.
OneEyedSteve
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Anywhere north of the most northerly point on the M25 is the north, the Midlands is a myth created by south northerners to try and appear posh. 
English_guy_bkk
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Exactly! (The M25 is the big road around London right?)Anywhere north of the most northerly point on the M25 is the north, the Midlands is a myth created by south northerners to try and appear posh.
UKSilverFox
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Generally draw a line along the southern boundaries of Herefordshire in the West, head East though Worcestershire, Warwickshire and then Northamptonshire and continue up the eastern border of that county. This puts Oxfordshire and Cambridgeshire firmly in the south, where they belong, they get very upset being called 'Midlanders' Just check the housing price bands either side of that boundary if you don't believe me.
OneEyedSteve
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That it is
English_guy_bkk
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So the belly button theory of Oxford being in the Midlands is false
Saltfountain
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But the theory of Clacton being the arsehole of England is correct...
English_guy_bkk
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But Clacton is upon sea? So posh?
OneEyedSteve
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It doesn't work like that in England. Some of the biggest shit holes around are by the seaside. Forgotten, Victorian era holiday resorts with no industry.
English_guy_bkk
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I agree, I went to Blackpool once.
