Anyone from the UK?

[Foxed]

That's a lot of innuendo to unpack

Just your mind. I see no innuendo

 

[nakedginger]

Forgot to mention, that obviously, being a UK thread innuendo fills a lot of it...

I like things that are filled

 

[Foxed]

I like things that are filled

I bet you’d like my cream pies then

 

[nakedginger]

I bet you’d like my cream pies then

Fresh cream not from a can?

 

[jonnoback]

Fresh cream not from a can?

I thought squirty cream was invented by the porn industry?

 

[Foxed]

Fresh cream not from a can?

Fresh

 

[nakedginger]

Fresh

Perfect!

 

[Foxed]

I thought squirty cream was invented by the porn industry?

I was well known at college for making a double cream pie once

 

[nakedginger]

I thought squirty cream was invented by the porn industry?

 

[jonnoback]

Who hasn't put that nozzle into an orifice?

 

[nakedginger]

I was well known at college for making a double cream pie once

I once had a triple but was too stuffed to enjoy it.

 

[nakedginger]

Who hasn't put that nozzle into an orifice?

Is there anything else to do with it?

 

[nakedginger]

I bet you’d like my cream pies then

I would, I'm sure of it!

 

[Ironfan]

Evening all, much more agreeable day at work!!!

How's everyone doing?

 

[Fufumberuk]

I think clotted cream is probably the least sexual of all the creams.

 

[nakedginger]

I think clotted cream is probably the least sexual of all the creams.

Agreed

 

[orangecurious]

I think clotted cream is probably the least sexual of all the creams.

i dunno, haemorrhoid cream is not too alluring

 

[Foxed]

i dunno, haemorrhoid cream is not too alluring

The alternative is worse

 

[TornadoTys]

I am from Essex

 

[Spanky1372]

Goodnight you ruffians.

I'm turning and closing the page on a heck of a day.

Catch you all tomorrow

 

[Ironfan]

Goodnight you ruffians.

I'm turning and closing the page on a heck of a day.

Catch you all tomorrow

You can't leave us in suspense like that! Good, bad, bin related?

 

[Hodes101]

Who hasn't put that nozzle into an orifice?

Other than a mouth? I can put my hand up and admit I haven't. Not thought about it. That cream looks wrong when warmed up.

I think clotted cream is probably the least sexual of all the creams.

What is the most sexual cream?

 

[Ironfan]

Morning all, reached the middle of the working week

 

[Hodes101]

Middle of the week will be noon. We're still climbing up before the drop towards the glorious weekend.

 

[Foxed]

Woke early to finish a book. Now I’ll rock myself back to sleep