Anyone from the UK?

[jonnoback]

Morning how many slices of bacon is to many in a sandwich.6 ?

That sounds great! Can I have one please?

 

[jonnoback]

Is infinity an even number?

It’s neither. As you can always add one more.

 

[jonnoback]

Morning all. Sun is kinda out so that means gardening…. Sigh…

 

[LucieLou007]

Morning all. Sun is kinda out so that means gardening…. Sigh…

dont forget your gardening gloves

 

[metrifonate]

Is infinity an even number?

Neither odd nor even. Its not an integer

 

[Spanky1372]

Morning how many slices of bacon is to many in a sandwich.6 ?

How big is the bread?
There's a European Directive that puts a minimum, which is 6 rashers, on industrially manufactured bread.
Rustic bread made into a bacon sandwich has to have a depth that is capable of giving a python lockjaw.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Good morning everyone. Wishing you all a good day and weekend in the sunshine

 

[Foxed]

It’s neither. As you can always add one more.

Neither? Or both?

 

[jonnoback]

dont forget your gardening gloves

OK. Am I allowed to wear anything else?

 

[jonnoback]

Neither? Or both?

At the atomic level neither… but at the quantum level it’s both.

 

[Saltfountain]

Neither? Or both?

Schrödinger's number

 

[metrifonate]

Neither? Or both?

Neither. Odd and even are properties of integers and infinity is not an integer

 

[LucieLou007]

OK. Am I allowed to wear anything else?

Ok a dare is a dare yes do it just wearing gloves, don't blame me when the police knock on your door

 

[Saltfountain]

don't blame me when the police knock on your door

Is that a euphemism?

 

[jonnoback]

Ok a dare is a dare yes do it just wearing gloves, don't blame me when the police knock on your door

Well that’s called my bluff… now I’m gonna have to

 

[Foxed]

How big is the bread?
There's a European Directive that puts a minimum, which is 6 rashers, on industrially manufactured bread.
Rustic bread made into a bacon sandwich has to have a depth that is capable of giving a python lockjaw.

I have two holiday treats when we are at our place in Turkey. One involves those small nobbly cucumbers. The other is a fresh Turkish baguette cut lengthwise and filled with crispy streaky bacon (not easy to find in Turkey), tomatoes (best in the world), and goats cheese , I literally cannot wear my skimpy bikini bottoms after one

 

[LucieLou007]

Well that’s called my bluff… now I’m gonna have to

haha no dont, but then you could just blame the warm weather

 

[Foxed]

At the atomic level neither… but at the quantum level it’s both.

But if you can add one more, that makes it odd. That’s odd

 

[Briefsencounter]

Morning all

 

[jonnoback]

haha no dont, but then you could just blame the warm weather

Well I was just gonna tell them Lucie told me to but the hot sun is probably a better answer!

 

[jonnoback]

I have two holiday treats when we are at our place in Turkey. One involves those small nobbly cucumbers. The other is a fresh Turkish baguette cut lengthwise and filled with crispy streaky bacon (not easy to find in Turkey), tomatoes (best in the world), and goats cheese , I literally cannot wear my skimpy bikini bottoms after one

The food sounds great. Not sure the bikini bottoms would be good on my bum though…

 

[Spanky1372]

Is infinity an even number?

Odd question..

 

[Ironfan]

Ok a dare is a dare yes do it just wearing gloves, don't blame me when the police knock on your door

Would love to see this defence tested in court

 

[Foxed]

Odd question..

Odd, but even so.

 

[Ironfan]

I have two holiday treats when we are at our place in Turkey. One involves those small nobbly cucumbers. The other is a fresh Turkish baguette cut lengthwise and filled with crispy streaky bacon (not easy to find in Turkey), tomatoes (best in the world), and goats cheese , I literally cannot wear my skimpy bikini bottoms after one

The baguette sounds tasty, now wondering what the knobbly cucumbers are for