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This is all I do all day at work to prevent madness kicking in.I'm so glad it's not just me that waves and chats to the creatures I meet on my travels
have you BEEN to Dartford?Dartford?
Is it best to drive under it?have you BEEN to Dartford?
But I can get away with it now.Oh, and I don't take kindly to newbies flirting with the ladies in here. I'm a very jealous person!
Life lessonBut I can get away with it now.
Don't copy me
I said I was from the best bit.....I know dartford. That's why I thought that's where you were from?
Are you on a bear hunt?Is it best to drive under it?
Rules out the south east bit really! Sydenham then?I said I was from the best bit.....
Sort of rules Dartford out....
Is that Dartford-on-Sea? always think of the seaside when i think of KentI said I was from the best bit.....
Sort of rules Dartford out....
Like Canterbury or ashford?Is that Dartford-on-Sea? always think of the seaside when i think of Kent![]()
Nope, I flew around my garden pretending to be a penguin!I bet all you South Londoners spent your childhood summers picking hops and riding on old tractors, ahh, the good old days
It's what happens when you're 15 and drop pills you found on the pavement!Nope, I flew around my garden pretending to be a penguin!
just how old do you think we are?!!!I bet all you South Londoners spent your childhood summers picking hops and riding on old tractors, ahh, the good old days
Bet you still talk about 'old money' and how you could have a night out and fish and chips at the end for a 'a couple of shillings'just how old do you think we are?!!!
You really DO like being bent over, hey?Bet you still talk about 'old money' and how you could have a night out and fish and chips at the end for a 'a couple of shillings'
Is nobody safe from your lust for a pussy?Thanks, it's not going to be, I just want the process to move along. I don't think post mortem are often good new.
Coroner: just done your mums post mortem. Some good news for you.
Me: oh great. That's nice to hear. Finally some good news. By the way, your lingerie under your gown, it...
Coroner: I knew your were cumming, so I dressed up for you.
Me: oh?
Coroner: (takes off gown) this is the good news.
Me: oh, look at those tits. Ooh this metal beds a bit cold.
Coroner: (passion overtaking her clears the mortician table eagerly pushing a body onto the floor)
.... this went in a funny direction.
I totally read that as "My grandad tasted cardboardy"Not for me.
Glad it's Wednesday though.
My granola tasted cardboardy. My coffee is strong and syrupy though.
Other than her parading around naked, trimming her pubes or climbing into bed with you, is there a good reason NC? BTW, hope your trip went as well as could be expected under the circumstances (apart from having your sister's bedroom antics to contend with!)Morning all. Somebody remind me never to share a twin room with my sister again.
You're always hungry! Haven't you heard of Just Eat or Deliveroo?Nope - I'm hungry though?
Ah yes, Wand3r's massive baps (.)(.) (*)(*) (.)(.) (*)(*)Or my massive baps....
Yep, she doesn't bother with supermarkets or such - they're beneath her because she's from that "posh" Sarf Lahndan ain't she?Is it only me and NC that ever feeds @Wand3rlust ?
I do hope this was intended in a jocular fashion ... the only thing that would have made it worse was thinking penguins live at the North Pole!I think when I die, I'd like to come back as a bird. I love penguins. Imagine flying around the south pole!