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[Kelly_Liscious]

I always seem to get pms that start off really nice, by this I mean the guy will ask about my interests and ask the typical questions.

I do not mind that at all, in fact its nice people pm me even though I don't post that much due to my busy schedule. I will respond to their pms and ask them questions, then after maybe 3 pms I suddenly get :

" I am horny right now , how about you ? "
" My dick is rock hard , I want to _________"



What happen to that nice interesting guy who send me the pms in the first place ? I know I am on a SEX board, but some men have no tact at all.

Just wanted to get that off my mind.


Thanks

 

[Nora]

Uhh...

Not me.

*checks breath*

 

[Sillyman]

I try to have tact. That's one of the drawbacks to being a woman on the board though is having to deal with an endless rain of creeps.

 

[Kitte]

My favorites are the ones that are from total newbies with like 2 posts that say..

Hey, I read your profile want to suck my fat hog?

I wont say who that was from but you know who you are and the answer is NO!

 

[rick_j21]

Some fellows seem to think that because your a female and you frequent an adult site or an adult chat that means that your interested in some cyber sex. Well fortunately there are some good guys out there who don't do this and then there are some guys who just like in real life want in your panties. I am just saying don't assume all guys will be like that. Wish I could give you a fool proof plan on detecting them from the beginning. I especially love these guys who pm other guys thinking they are pming females.

 

[Kelly_Liscious]

Re: Uhh...

Not me.

*checks breath*

You are lucky.

 

[Nora]

Re: Re: Uhh...

You are lucky.

Sure, send 'em my way. I never turn down a good laugh.

 

[Silverluna]

maybe its just poor manners?

or maybe they are sooo desperate and shy they dont know what to do? I've even had one guy respond to my post with some "heavy petting"....but mostly...instead of Pming me ...they will IM me and expect me to "deliver"....what am i some kinda bank?!

 

[Dillinger]

That's funny - because I'm pretty horny right now AND my dick is rock hard.

Amazing coincidence or just one of those universal unsolvable mysteries?

 

[Silverluna]

maybe

but you have style to it...these creeps just whip it out and say :"suck me beautiful" ...only without the beautiful.....like they expect all females to swoon at the notion of sexal activities....

 

[rick_j21]

I think some fellows allow their penises to type. I mean how else can they come up with some of this stuff.

 

[Nora]

That's funny - because I'm pretty horny right now AND my dick is rock hard.

Careful, you might poke an eye out with that thing.

 

[Dillinger]

Re: maybe

but you have style to it...these creeps just whip it out and say :"suck me beautiful" ...only without the beautiful.....like they expect all females to swoon at the notion of sexal activities....

You mean they don't?

 

[Dillinger]

Careful, you might poke an eye out with that thing.

Don't worry - I have very good aim.

 

[His_kitty]

I've only had 3 pm's in the two months that I've been here. Excluding the two friends that started with me that is ....

One said I had nice wings ( I was using an angel av at the time), one from a fella who took a sarcastic comment I'd made as an offer to become his sex slave, and the other expressed his desire to have me force him sex up another man.

I simply sent the first a thank-you , ignored the second and said excuse me to the third. Never heard from any of them again. *lol*

 

[Sillyman]

I wanna sex you Nora.

 

[Nora]

Be still my heart!!!

I wanna sex you Nora.

My VERY first indecent proposal on here!! TY TY TY, Sillyman! I feel so luvvvved now!

Of course, you were also my very first PM, too... Hmmm. I sense a trend.

 

[Kelly_Liscious]

I know its not all men on Literotica, only those few like some of you said that let their " penis" do the typing.

I find it rather funny how even though I do not reply to their first pm , they will send me another pm with the same thing. Maybe they are just sending them out in random and they forget they already send me one.


And, Dillinger I vote for an unsolvable mystery.

 

[Private Vasquez]

that's funny...

 

[rick_j21]

I think some guys just think that when they get horny some woman out there will just fall to their annoying pm's because women might be horny. It doesn't make since unless you have a hard cock and well hun I don't think you have a hard cock.

 

[april-wine]

My favorites are the ones that are from total newbies with like 2 posts that say..



I wont say who that was from but you know who you are and the answer is NO!

Hmmmm sorry Kitte.......

 

[Dillinger]

Did you say... "no"???