Anyone else old enough to remember Rube Goldberg?

Certainly ....

Rube Goldberg has been the very essence of my life for many decades now.

Rube and I lived by the same simple theorem.

KEEP IT SIMPLE ... STUPID.
 
Rube Goldberg has been replaced by female impersonators providing make-up guidance for teen guys. Its in the paper today. A local Gay guy helps boys get their Revlon right.

No doubt Cosmetics will replace woodshop in all the schools.
 
I grew up with Erector Sets and Sterno Steam-engines, and home-brewed much of the crap that used to fascinate boys. I do the same today. Kids of the 50s were compelled to innovate. Rube Goldberg was part of it.

When I worked as a civil engineer I was forever confronted with crises requiring creative solutions. Like, how do you get a heavy machine to the bottom of a deep pit without a crane?

Fill the pit with sand, move the machine atop the sand, and remove the sand.

The most challenging work I ever did was mark the location of bulkhead cuts on ships in drydock. There are no level planes to work with, ventilation pipe doesnt flex at all (its steel plate), and Coast Guard inspectors cut no slack with allowable tolerances.

Kids today play games and rarely make anythng but babies.
 
My son and I are in a constant search for new Rube Goldberg ideas. Any given day I can walk into his room and trip over whatever new contraption he worked up. The clips are awesome, but I have to copy and paste to show him.

12 is a bit too young to see dad's Lit account. :rolleyes:
 
Why James

Rube Goldberg has been replaced by female impersonators providing make-up guidance for teen guys. Its in the paper today. A local Gay guy helps boys get their Revlon right.

No doubt Cosmetics will replace woodshop in all the schools.

Smearing your lipstick is so gauche ... puhlease. So there.
 
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Shoot, I remember Rube Goldberg. If I had a dollar for every time i referred to a "Rube Goldberg contraption" I wouldn't have to worry about money.
 
One of my favorite Goldberg contraptions is the way Dick Van Dyke makes breakfast in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, down to a chicken laying an egg that gets broken onto a plate - then cooked on that same plate after going down a roller-coasterish track.
 
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