anybody want to stuff my stocking for me?

[unclej]

anybody?

well, it's worth a shot isn't it? you never know until you ask

 

[JazzManJim]

You're just not going to want me to volunteer, are you?

Merry Christmas Honky Tonk Man!

 

[bknight2602]

No thanks but have some good holiday fun!

 

[PepperminTrish]

I'm feeling helpful tonight unclej!
What would you like in your stocking??

 

[unclej]

well jimmie, i love ya like a brother brother...you know, in a manly sotra way but no, you're really not what i had in mind. hope you have a great christmas by the way.

 

[unclej]

hi there miss trish...i've had visions of the old sugar plums fighting with visions of nekid women cavorting in hot tubs and drinking egg nog and then playin' a little squeeze and giggle. got any idea how i could get that into a stocking?

 

[unclej]

hey bk, back at you. hope you have a good one.

 

[PepperminTrish]

hi there miss trish...i've had visions of the old sugar plums fighting with visions of nekid women cavorting in hot tubs and drinking egg nog and then playin' a little squeeze and giggle. got any idea how i could get that into a stocking?

Well, well, well ......... that's some order to fill. It's a good thing that I've got 'connections'. Of course I'll have to call in a few favors, but I'll see what I can do. Now you be extra good between now and tomorrow night and maybe, just maybe, you'll have what you want come Christmas morning.

Merry Christmas!

 

[LukkyKnight]

got any idea how i could get that into a stocking?

Either you need an enormous damned stocking or the smallest women in creation.

 

[unclej]

hmmm...i am kinda partial to little women.

 

[LukkyKnight]

There's a book about that.