Anybody want to be a King or a Queen?

cheerful_deviant

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So who here wouldn't want to be a King or a Queen? Here's your chance. A whole kingdom for sale and it could be yours!

For Sale

The part I find most ammusing is that when you click on the "Display Map" it shows you northern Kansas. Last time I checked there are not a lot of sovereign nations in Kansas.

You'd think for 60 mill they could at least put up some decent pictures of it. :rolleyes:
 
Maybe we should have a contest to see who can find the strangest thing for sale on the internet and on Ebay....LOL

could prove interesting.:cool:
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Maybe we should have a contest to see who can find the strangest thing for sale on the internet and on Ebay....LOL

could prove interesting.:cool:


I recall seeing an article just a few months ago where someone had put their soul up on Ebay. Apparently got quite a few offers for it before the PTB found out and made them withdraw it. <g>
 
I am a King.

The value of my country today would be rather more than the price asked. It has been fought over for thousands of years.

Og
 
I don't think I would pay $60 million. Hell, I don't think I would pay $60. Now, $0.60, quite possibly!
 
Back in the 1960s the then Communist Polish Government offered several castles for sale for the equivalent of about ten cents.

The purchaser had to repair and maintain the castle and live in it for at least a month a year (and pay local taxes).

A property company in the UK estimated that the cheapest would cost about twenty thousand pounds to restore and about a thousand pounds a year to run.

The price of an average UK house at that time was....



four thousand pounds.

Og

PS. The real downside was finding people to do the repairs. You would probably have had to bring them and the materials into Poland from the West (and pay import taxes).
 
We would like to be the picture-postcard king of a constitutional monarchy. We'd want to be insulated from official political power, and by extension the guillotine, by a Prime Minister and strong legislature. We'd want a more-than-handsome royal allowance, a few castles and not too much responsibility. We would, however, want the military and the secret police to be loyal to ourself to the degree that if our whorish twit of an ex-daughter-in-law got out of hand, they'd discreetly dispatch her (preferably whilst she was outside of the Kingdom) to the lowest plane of slut-hell, thereby protecting the honour of the royal family.
 
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The weirdest thing I've sold (god help me if I give away my Ebay name here LOL) was a pair of pewter sacrifice urns.

I picked them up at a flea market for $15 the pair after cutting them down. Had them valued at $100, sold for $115.

I was one very happy mouse :D

My most popular items were adult costumes. Especially nurses... go figure LOL

The French Maid ones were good sellers too, but the nurse pic I used probably sold more :)
 
Lord DragonsWing said:
Poses in his nurses outfit for doormouse. Should I shave the legs? :D

LMFAO!!!!

Now that's a scary thought hehehee

Mine were satin and lace... maybe you'd like to be the Doctor instead and stick that big thermometer in my mouth?? :D

(I could make your mercury boil) ;)
 
doormouse said:
LMFAO!!!!

Now that's a scary thought hehehee

Mine were satin and lace... maybe you'd like to be the Doctor instead and stick that big thermometer in my mouth?? :D

(I could make your mercury boil) ;)

A scary thought? I knew I should of shaved them. I look like Klinger on MASH. Maybe my garter is too high? Is my skirt too short? :p
 
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