Anybody wanna fight?

[The Squid King]

There is nothing in this world like a good, old-fashioned, passionate ass whuppin'.

You haven't lived until that first punch connects with your jaw.
The sudden pain, your mouth filling with blood because you lost a tooth or your lip split.

or

The electric shock that shoots from your knuckles to your elbow, when that punch you threw connects with full force.

I could go on and on.....

There is something invigorating and primal about fighting.

So, anbody wanna fight? I'll even let you get the first hit in.

 

[Guest]

 

[Laurel]

Fuck you fuck you!


Neener neener!


*balls hands into fists and looks real mean*

 

[The Squid King]

YEEEEESSSSSS!

That's what I'm taking about.

<The Squid King cracks his knuckles then cracks his neck before balling his hands into fists.>

This is gonna be fun.

<TSK then reaches back and gob-smacks lavender>