Anybody Hungry?

stratocaster said:
You're fat and gross and smelly and will never know what it's like to make love to a beautiful women that doesn't charge by the hour. Unless it's a sympathy fuck.
Your stupid, inbred and your genetics don't quite add up to a gene pool.. more like moist pavement.
 
stratocaster said:
You're fat. I'm not
You're displeasing to the eye. I am not
You're insecure. I am not
You are book smart but street stupid. I know the books and the streets.
You are an asshole. I can be, but not on a regular basis.

You are a fat fuck with major issues who often seems to be on the verge of killing himself. But, I think it's an act to gain sympathy, because thats the only way you can gain anyones attention. And, you probably smell really bad. Other than that, I bet you're a great guy.

Do as the Russians do dickhead.

Heya Strutoflacid! You think Aquila is fat and smelly check me out. You and I, I think, would be a good match. I would hug you close and let you bury yourself in my armpits. You will find the smell of my musty phermones will drive you mad. If you are hungry, try a snack you may find in one of my many folds. The sweat pickles the food. And finally, like my tongue, my penis is also forked. I will be able to give you the double penetration you have always dreamed about. You will have to get on top though as I get winded easily.
 
SilvaTungDevil said:
Heya Strutoflacid! You think Aquila is fat and smelly check me out. You and I, I think, would be a good match. I would hug you close and let you bury yourself in my armpits. You will find the smell of my musty phermones will drive you mad. If you are hungry, try a snack you may find in one of my many folds. The sweat pickles the food. And finally, like my tongue, my penis is also forked. I will be able to give you the double penetration you have always dreamed about. You will have to get on top though as I get winded easily.

Did I mention your name in my posts asshole? No, I didn't. Do yourself a favor and back out. Why? cause I've been on this site a LOT longer than you think and I know who you are and where you live. Simmer down sissy.
 
stratocaster said:
Did I mention your name in my posts asshole? No, I didn't. Do yourself a favor and back out. Why? cause I've been on this site a LOT longer than you think and I know who you are and where you live. Simmer down sissy.

OOOOOOOOOOOoo he knows where you are and where you live. He's a fiesty little cum bitch isn't he. Thats just cute. So fuck hole you done or is the chiuauaua with its dick up your ass still giving you energy?
 
stratocaster said:
I know who you are and where you live. Simmer down sissy.


Ok. In that case you will have no trouble finding my home. Look, the truth is, I find myself in a position where I need a manservant. Call yourself a cabana boy. I take care of your needs. You give me spongebaths. The fringe benefits are excellent. Did I mention how warm and cuddly I am?
 
Aquila said:
OOOOOOOOOOOoo he knows where you are and where you live. He's a fiesty little cum bitch isn't he. Thats just cute. So fuck hole you done or is the chiuauaua with its dick up your ass still giving you energy?

Tell ya what fat boy Lets meet in person. Bring your girlfriends too. I haven't broken a bone on someones face in years. I'll pm you my address as long as you agree to pm me yours back and not post it. deal?
 
stratocaster said:
Tell ya what fat boy Lets meet in person. Bring your girlfriends too. I haven't broken a bone on someones face in years. I'll pm you my address as long as you agree to pm me yours back and not post it. deal?

Hey, that works for me....I'm certainly not one to back down from a real fight.
 
stratocaster said:
Tell ya what fat boy Lets meet in person. Bring your girlfriends too. I haven't had someones bone in my face in years. I'll pm you my address as long as you agree to pm me yours back and not post it. deal?

I just knew you wanted me
 
stratocaster said:
Tell ya what fat boy Lets meet in person. Bring your girlfriends too. I haven't broken a bone on someones face in years. I'll pm you my address as long as you agree to pm me yours back and not post it. deal?

Fuck brother man

Here you go.

[Removed do to board rules, PM me if you want my physical address for some odd reason, like sending me cookies or pipe bombs]

Im two courts down from the volleyball/football field.

My truck is a black dodge dakota, if its not in the parking lot I'm not home. but wait a while I generally come home around 18:30
 
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I just need a little blood. Especially from beautiful girls like devilspawn and siren and each and every lady in Lit.
 
SilvaTungDevil said:
Ok. In that case you will have no trouble finding my home. Look, the truth is, I find myself in a position where I need a manservant. Call yourself a cabana boy. I take care of your needs. You give me spongebaths. The fringe benefits are excellent. Did I mention how warm and cuddly I am?

well we know urine is warm, but how does that make you cuddly?"
 
Aquila said:
Fuck brother man

Here you go.

3666 E. Sandpiper Dr. Apt #4
Boynton Beach Fl. 33436
Im on the second floor. the apartment to the right.
You take 95 south until you reach exit 42 (which is gateway blvd)
or it might be mile marker 42.. in any event its gateway blvd.. just go south until you hit it.

The complex is named Sandpiper cove and it will be 1.2 miles west of 95 and on your left.

Im two courts down from the volleyball/football field.

My truck is a black dodge dakota, if its not in the parking lot I'm not home. but wait a while I generally come home around 18:30

That was a REALLY stupid thing to do. Then again, you're stupid.
 
stratocaster said:
That was a REALLY stupid thing to do. Then again, you're stupid.

No dip shit. if your as "Street smart" as you claim to be, you wouldn't pick a man to man fight with a person who has repeatedly stated he goes everywhere armed.
 
stratocaster said:
That was a REALLY stupid thing to do. Then again, you're stupid.

OK. In two years you have a couple of posts. Its a shame you havent made more friends here. But I open my arms, and loins, to you (if the smell gets to be too much, feel free to retch, its a normal reaction).
 
Aquila said:
No dip shit. if your as "Street smart" as you claim to be, you wouldn't pick a man to man fight with a person who has repeatedly stated he goes everywhere armed.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

armed? ok. strap a fucking howitzer to your fat fucking gut. lmaoooooooooooooo
 
stratocaster said:
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

armed? ok. strap a fucking howitzer to your fat fucking gut. lmaoooooooooooooo

what the fuck are you a cow?
 
SilvaTungDevil said:
OK. In two years you have a couple of posts. Its a shame you havent made more friends here. But I open my arms, and loins, to you (if the smell gets to be too much, feel free to retch, its a normal reaction).

Funny you should say that. We have mutual friends. Guess who win out?
 
stratocaster said:
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

armed? ok. strap a fucking howitzer to your fat fucking gut. lmaoooooooooooooo

I doubt that Aquila would have to break a sweat to put a hurt on you. He's been after some blood lately anyways.
 
stratocaster said:
Funny you should say that. We have mutual friends. Guess who win out?

You're beginning to sound a lot like Hanns...don't tell us, you're a sniper right?
 
stratocaster said:
Funny you should say that. We have mutual friends. Guess who win out?
Are you gonna keep dropping hints that your some sort of "I know everyone billy bad ass guru" all night or are you going to just come out with it like a real person?
 
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