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Getting hitched? Locking on the old ball and chain? It's a slow night and I have a couple minutes to burn.
Anybody feel like tying the knot?
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not-just-yet 
You'd have more fun getting tied to the headboard. Especially if you only have a few minutes.
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Spreadeagled? Do you know any good sex knots?
Spreadeagled works fine. I can do a bowline knot but that's not good for tying things or people down. The only other one I know is a granny knot but unfortunately I can never get them undone. Well, I guess that's really more of a problem for you.
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Do you tie up a lot of granny's?
Nah, mostly they just lay there anyways. Not worth the effort to tie them up. It's the young ones that need to be tied down...and some rolled up socks stuffed in their mouth.
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Don Knotts was fairly square. Picture him spreadeagled.
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If you're going to be doing some BDSM, would having to sit down on the edge of the bed to recite a story about a bunny running around a tree de-legitimize your Dom status?
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I hate to think what you would do with a sheepshank.
Sheep shank?? I'd use a shorter rope.
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Are you saying you only want to get half hitched?
No, I'm saying that most magistrates do not accept one dollar bills.
Has your fiance offered them a lap dance? And if she can get them to buy her a drink, it will practically pay for your wedding.
I tried that, but they were out of the proper forms.
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You know I'm not gay and I am already married but what the heck, I'll give it a whirl.
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
i have a phobia. a few times i have agreed to marry someone but i've always gotten cold feet soon after. why not just spend time together when you want to be together and do things separately when you want time to yourself? why do weddings and mortgages and shit like that?
i have a phobia. a few times i have agreed to marry someone but i've always gotten cold feet soon after. why not just spend time together when you want to be together and do things separately when you want time to yourself? why do weddings and mortgages and shit like that?
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you can have both, you know.
with a good partner, you can have your alone time, your space, your individuality, and not lose your identity by being merged into a weird banal "couple".
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Fishing line always gets tangled right when you get a bite. It's easier to cut the line than trying to untie the mess. Fish are all slimy anyway. (as are a lot of menfolk)
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I was thinking about a bath but if you could tie quickly...
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You won't get loose in time.
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