Any women in Florida who like being stretched

[TheOldProspector]

My pappy always used ta say acquiring Florida was one of the most damn fool things ever done by these here United States of America. He couldn't for the life of him understand what we wanted with a big swamp that was nothin' but a whole mess of alligators and Spanish whores. Well I reckon you shoulda seen his face when I told him they were both good for eatin'!