Any women in Florida who like being stretched

[Goodguy19064]

Any women near Miami the love there pussy stretched?

 

[neakman]

Any women near Miami the love there pussy stretched?

you mean like with a speculum at the gynecologist ??

 

[done_got_old]

Any women near Miami the love there pussy stretched?

Here a pussy, there a pussy!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Let’s highjack this guys thread.

 

[neakman]

I think it has already happened

 

[mnbreastluver]

Lets see what he has to drink in his bar.

 

[done_got_old]

2 GYNs meet up

The first one says "I had a patient today...her clitoris was like a grape."

The second one smiles and shakes his head. "Well, I had a patient today and her clitoris was like an orange."

The first one is shocked. "THAT BIG?"

"No," says the second, "it was the taste."

 

[mnbreastluver]

2 GYNs meet up

The first one says "I had a patient today...her clitoris was like a grape."

The second one smiles and shakes his head. "Well, I had a patient today and her clitoris was like an orange."

The first one is shocked. "THAT BIG?"

"No," says the second, "it was the taste."

Lol

Using his air popper to make some popcorn.

A woman goes to her Gynecologist. "What seems to be the problem?" asked the doctor.
Woman: "Something is terribly wrong. I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my Vagina." The Doctor had a look, chuckled and said, "Those Aren't postage stamps my dear, they're the stickers off the bananas."

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Any women near Miami the love there pussy stretched?

Who would even want that? Wouldn't a tight vagina be more preferable & pleasurable?

 

[Leigh81]

I hear there are quite a few sinkholes in Florida

L

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

I hear there are quite a few sinkholes in Florida

L

There sure are but with all the red flags they got, if you fall into one....you're on your own.

 

[Leigh81]

There sure are but with all the red flags they got, if you fall into one....you're on your own.

Bet there's a good echo down there??

L

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Bet there's a good echo down there??

L

I wouldn't know.

 

[Leigh81]

I wouldn't know.

You're a Floridian so you know to tie a board to your ass

L

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

You're a Floridian so you know to tie a board to your ass

L

It's also important to carry a tape measure with you at all times.

 

[Taegul]

Any women near Miami the love there pussy stretched?

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Don't forget the pussy massage after the stretch.

 

[bigmahi]

Once had a patient complain her husband was too small..

She said "He cain't touch bottom but he plays hell with the sides". (Southern accent).

 

[Richard_C]

So, maybe he’s a PTA? On Lit? Seems totally legit.

 

[Cymru6969]

Bet there's a good echo down there??

L

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

https://media.giphy.com/media/UPh9hpvpm8PVC/giphy.gif

Don't forget the pussy massage after the stretch.

I know my cat raises hell if you pull his tail, so, I imagine he'd be very pissed if you stretched him.

Besides, you'd have Peta and the SPCA on your ass.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

My guess?

He's a Chiropractor...

http://www.functionfitrehab.com/wp-content/uploads/chiro-stretching.jpg

 

[ydahecnot]

The OP really meant to name the thread “Hey, My Dong Is Huge, Y’all”

 

[Lord Pmann]

I know lots of women in Florida who like their pussies stretched. Not in the Miami area specifically, but in Naples, there is a big pussy yoga scene. Those wizard sleeves are like contortionists. Ever seen a labia do down dog? Or child’s pose? Well then you are not into pussy yoga. Not as cool as pussy Pilates. But still good for stretching.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

I hear in California they hang weight plates to stretch those things out.

 

[Jada59]

I hear in California they hang weight plates to stretch those things out.

It's true. I used to live there!