Any serial killers out there??? (A PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE)

[FlamingoBlue]

Take the test, now. As a child, did you:

1. Hurt or kill animals? and,
2. Suffer from enuerisis? and,
3. Like to start fires?

Also, do you now own a van?

If you answered yes to the first 3, and have not killed yet, get help, now. If you have, Email me and we'll collaborate on a book.

If you are an adult and answered yes to the first 3 and own a VW bus, please don't travel to Michigan.

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[Alyrahh]

*strategically placing Rice Crispies all over my body (using marshmallow creme to get 'em to stick)I've always been a lover, not a fighter... so just call me the cereal lover*

Serial? oops

 

[Stormystarr]

yes
yes
yes

no

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

1.no.
2.don't know.
3.yes.
van? no

Alyrahh,I am ROTF with that comment!

 

[FlamingoBlue]

So,Stormy, do we write a book, or not?

Have you done "it" yet??

 

[Stormystarr]

Yes, many times, I lost count after I hit around 20, but maybe you could add them all up for me.

Now, if I could only remember where I put those last three bodies.

 

[R Nitelight]

1) No.
2) No.
3) Who doesnt!
4) No.

 

[Jeeves]

Have you checked the "rose garden "for your lost items Miss?

 

[GUH!!!!]

1) Yes
2) No
3) Yes
4) Yes
5) It's ok I work for the government. They pay me to do it.
I can't help you to commit suicide, if you write the book I will have to kill you.

6) I live just down the street, and around a corner or two.

 

[Stormystarr]

there is a strange smell coming from the attic, maybe I should check it out. Thats where I kept them until I could dispose of them properly, maybe I just forgot them.

God I hope they're not still attached to the chains hanging from the ceiling, that gets very messy when they're already rotting.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

The sound of silence.........

of the lambs. Beautiful! And mutton and vava beans - ummmm good. Can you help me move this lazy boy chair?

To answer your question - potentially - but in serious control.

At least that's what Hannibal "directed" me to say.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

And DAMN!!!!

Where are my Ohio Bluetips?????

 

[Alyrahh]

Sparky, I am from Ohio, but my tips aren't blue... they're kinda dusty rose!

LOL

 

[FlamingoBlue]

I knew he would respond!

Yea, Sparky!!

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[FlamingoBlue]

Hey, GUH....

Stop by my house on Halloween. I'll have a special treat for you.
(Imagine, having a serial killer right in the neighborhood. Wow)

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[Stormystarr]

Blue, there are more of us than you think! And we're, er' I mean they're everywhere.

 

[Roll-One]

yes
yes
yes
at one time , yes


Halloween is coming, and i love them Rice Crispies thingy's

 

[KillerMuffin]

yes
yes
yes

no, it's easier to cart the bodies off for burial in harder to reach places, not to mention towing the chipper shredder, in a 4x4 truck with a tonneau.

I'm coming to Michigan sometime in March.

What is your point anyway Blue? Just read a book on serial killers?

 

[Stormystarr]

I'm about to become a definate serial killer right now!

My neighbors again! So I just put my whole stereo system by the wall and put Marilyn Manson's Antichrist superstar in. My walls are shaking as we speak. It's so loud I had to come in here and shut the door.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Just watched Silence of the Lambs ....

for the 5th time. Ole Dr.Lector. What a guy.


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