Any serial killers here?

[PinkInPink]

Anybody here with bodies in their closet, basement or backyard that would like to share a chat?

If you're not sure what I mean or am talking about, please do some homework first.

 

[Midwest50Guy]

what police department do you work for?

 

[where_is_RUTH]

My middle name is Fritz.

No bodies (that'll confess to right now)

But I'm a fairly regular on TV... Proper zlister

 

[Dribble]

Only amateurs will leave a body anywhere

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Anybody here with bodies in their closet, basement or backyard that would like to share a chat?

If you're not sure what I mean or am talking about, please do some homework first.

Bodies start to stink after a short time. Even wrapped in plastic the smell still escapes, so it wouldn't be too smart to leave any close by.

 

[Spiritedlady]

No bodies (that'll confess to right now)

But I'm a fairly regular on TV... Proper zlister

I have no idea what this thread is about.... but I don’t like homework! Way too obscure for me

 

[where_is_RUTH]

I have no idea what this thread is about.... but I don’t like homework! Way too obscure for me

I rarely know what threads are about... I assume it's something news worthy (ish) over the pond.

But I don't like sycophantic people... So no made on Chelsea/or other abbreviated shows.

Cunk on Britain is good though, and there we have it. Another thread suitably subverted

 

[Tim277]

Cereal killer

I used to tear up some Capt’n Crunch, if that is what’s meant by kill’n it.........

 

[Peach102]

I have to admit, snap, crackle and pop had me thinking about homicide...they were so annoying.

 

[OnnaDare]

Here's a joke for you:

Older Woman - "I've still got the body of an 18-year-old girl!"
Me - "Buried in your crawl space."

*rim shot*

 

[MysteryToAll]

Here's a joke for you:

Older Woman - "I've still got the body of an 18-year-old girl!"
Me - "Buried in your crawl space."

*rim shot*

LOL! Jeez.

 

[Amorticai]

Popping my first post Cherry....

 

[Spiritedlady]

Popping my first post Cherry....

You made your first comment on a serial killer thread? Although to be fair none of us knows what it’s about anyway so why not?

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Popping my first post Cherry....

I like your style... my first post was a crude tit flash... this is far classier and interesting,

 

[Jada59]

Does ant bait count?

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Here's a joke for you:

Older Woman - "I've still got the body of an 18-year-old girl!"
Me - "Buried in your crawl space."

*rim shot*

Wrong thread... You need to pop over to anal appreciation for rim shots

 

[ElliottEden]

Anybody here with bodies in their closet, basement or backyard that would like to share a chat?

If you're not sure what I mean or am talking about, please do some homework first.

Only the virtual ones. Pixelated dirt is so much easier to move donchaknow!!