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Did anyone get their omlette? As drunk as they were, I can't imagine it tasted very good. Was it vomit filled?
No, no omelet. No ironing. No sex on cam. No nekkid pix. My house still needs a paint job and Cowslinger needs a blow job. FFS.
U just can't get free stuff online anymore can ya?![]()
No, no omelet. No ironing. No sex on cam. No nekkid pix. My house still needs a paint job and Cowslinger needs a blow job. FFS.

Even when people offer. Jeebus. What is this world coming to?
I laid here naked for 6 hours waiting for those bitches!!!!
I'm still hard too!!!!!!!!!!! damn them all to helllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*spew*
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Ima cry.
you may require counselling dude
its WAY too late for that...
I may have embellished both of those points, juuuuuuust a touch.
its WAY too late for that...
I may have embellished both of those points, juuuuuuust a touch.

you may require counselling dude![]()

Or a surgical reduction of a priapism...
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You embellish?
Say it isn't so ...
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Or a surgical reduction of a priapism...
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I had to look that up too! I'm impressed with your knowledge of wangs, Janey!!
Yeah, I kept calling my doctor cause it lasted more than 4 hours...but the fucker never called me back!!
I'm a nurse darling, I've seen more wangs than you've had hot dinners...and that's just recreationally...
especially according to Ravi/In oral office...![]()
thats a LOT of wangs...what percent would you say, you'd wanna sample after work? Is it a low percentage?
low to zero...sorry to kill the stereotype but never met a patient I ever wanted to see outside of work-and that's in 25 years whether I'd seen their wang or not...
Actually, I figured it to be very low... only in my mind and in porn do hot patients and hot nurses actually fuck and suck.
And I don't wear uniform either...well not for work...
One of the few times I've ever been able to sack someone was for an inappropriate relationship with a patient
Well...you're just fuckin up my fantasies all over the place, dammit!!
what was inappropriate about it? was she ugly?
I didn't say I didn't have one...
Well apart from that and her raging personality disorder, it was a teensy bit unethical...although to be honest, it was hard to work out who was exploiting who...![]()
I'm a nurse darling, I've seen more wangs than you've had hot dinners...and that's just recreationally...![]()