Any of you motherfuckers move

[AusTess]

And i'll be runnin out that door with my uh,tail between my legs.






This is all Nevers fault.
She made me do it.

 

[Guest]

I didn't see you here.

Moon

 

[AusTess]

Thank christ.

I was gettin frightened in here on my own.

 

[Never]

CHHAAAARRRRGGGEEE!

 

[DustyWolfe]

BOO

 

[AusTess]

*Hides behide the couch*


*Prays*

 

[Silverlily]

CHHAAAARRRRGGGEEE!

Shouldn't that be CHHAAAARRRRGGGEEE IIITTTT!?



(I thought we were shopping?)

 

[AusTess]

*Pokes head from behind couch*


Shoe shopping?

*Raises eyes to the sky*
Thank you god.

 

[Guest]

Thank christ.

I was gettin frightened in here on my own.

*puts arm around AusTess*

There there, it's all ok now. No need to hide behind the couch.

Moon

(PS What does christ have to do with this?)

 

[Never]

*Hides behide the couch*


*Prays*

~sigh~
We can invade like that. This wasn't how Normandy Beach was taken!

 

[Never]

Silverlily:
"Shouldn't that be CHHAAAARRRRGGGEEE IIITTTT!?



(I thought we were shopping?) "

lol
Domination of the board first, then shopping. I promise.

 

[Shadowsdream]

lol

How refreshing..and welcome..now if I can stop laughing I will get back to reading!

 

[Silverlily]

(you know, if this thread doesn't get deleted, cym's gonna kill us)


Alright, nobody move, I've got a flogger in one hand and a violet wand in the other. Move and I won't use them!

 

[Never]

*confused*
Wait, if they do move you won't hurt them?
I feel as though I'm in Austrailia.

Don't worry. cym can't kill me. I'm the Duchess of the BDSM board.
What title would you like?

 

[AusTess]

I wanna be ShoeDuchess.




Now shhhhhhh.


I'm shopping.

 

[Silverlily]

The key to a successful takeover is to understand the culture. Inappropriate behavior can cause undesirable results. (Flogging is desired, remember?)

I would like to be the Marchoness of Masochism, thank you.

 

[AusTess]

lol

How refreshing..and welcome..now if I can stop laughing I will get back to reading!

Welcome?

Sheeit.
We are doin a war thingie here.
Somewhere.
In the middle of all the shoe shopping.
You aint meant to welcome us.

You SHOULD be cowering in fear.

 

[Guest]

*confused*
Wait, if they do move you won't hurt them?
I feel as though I'm in Austrailia.

Don't worry. cym can't kill me. I'm the Duchess of the BDSM board.
What title would you like?

I already have my title. I'm Da Moon!

 

[AusTess]

~sigh~
We can invade like that. This wasn't how Normandy Beach was taken!

Well,i prayed on Manly beach once.

Okay,it was our honeymoon,he fancied a blowjob on the beach.
When that old lady came across us?

Her vision wasn't what it coulda been,I'll admit,but it DID freak me out when she knelt beside me an began the lords prayer.

 

[Never]

Okay, as my first official act as the Duchess of the BDSM Board
I declare Silverlily the Marchoness of Masochism and my head Cultural Advisor.
I declare AusTess the ShoeDuchess
I declare Wolf Moon, Da Moon.

I also declare Shadowsdream a friend of the realm for her good-natured response to our invasion.

 

[Guest]

Okay, as my first official act as the Duchess of the BDSM Board
I declare Silverlily the Marchoness of Masochism and my head Cultural Advisor.
I declare AusTess the ShoeDuchess
I declare Wolf Moon, Da Moon.

I also declare Shadowsdream a friend of the realm for her good-natured response to our invasion.

Thank You

*bowing to the masses*

Da Moon must rest. I am now setting. Have a dark night.

 

[MechaBlade]

I don't know you sadomasochists and you don't know me. But I will follow my fellow general boarders into the pits of hell.

So who wants to get a spanking?

I knew the masochists would raise their hands first.

 

[RisiaSkye]

Don't worry. cym can't kill me. I'm the Duchess of the BDSM board.
What title would you like?

And when did this happen, dearest?

But there's no reason to worry about this little insurrection, for I am the Queen.

 

[Never]

It happened while the world watched. I mean, didn't you notice that huge army I mustered and how your population was helpless before our might?

Your board was undefended and we GBers have claimed it.

...
... I get to keep my title, don’t I?

 

[RisiaSkye]

You can keep your title if you stop leaving messes for me to clean up when you decide to play with your toys (the GB people). Otherwise, no deal.

And, I'll strip you of your princess points and you'll never become a full fledged queen. Oh, wait. That wasn't you. That was John Leguizamo.