Any of you ladies...

[MaddyBaby]

Ever been in a major dry spell or slump where you just couldn't get into the mood... AND have tried everything you could think of? If you have... perhaps I could use some remedies or tips? I would genuinely appreciate it. I am desprate. -_-


Mads

 

[april-wine]

Ever been in a major dry spell or slump where you just couldn't get into the mood... AND have tried everything you could think of? If you have... perhaps I could use some remedies or tips? I would genuinely appreciate it. I am desprate. -_-


Mads

You need, a hot bath, bubbles......Hmmmmm oil, a soft massage, ummmmmmm soft kisses and tender touches........






Need any help .................

 

[MaddyBaby]

Honey... if I had someone around to do that... I think I'd be in good shape. Good advice, though. *sigh*

 

[april-wine]

Honey... if I had someone around to do that... I think I'd be in good shape. Good advice, though. *sigh*

Then go for the hot bath, bubbles.......Hmmm get a sappy movie, have a good cry, then come back here and I'll squeeze the stuffin outta ya...............

 

[CoolCucumber]

Maddy...I don't know ya...but I'll give you a massage.
-CoolCucumber

 

[SweetBrat73]

Then go for the hot bath, bubbles.......Hmmm get a sappy movie, have a good cry, then come back here and I'll squeeze the stuffin outta ya...............

Well damn!!! I'd go for that if I were you Mads


Brat

P.S.
I thought you had a gf hon??? Was I wrong or did ya'll split???

 

[Guest]

I empathize, Maddy.
I'm on the longest dry spout of my 28 years. It's been 2 weeks since I've had an orgasm. I'm talking Sahara desert, here. It sucks and I'm getting pissy.

 

[MaddyBaby]

It's called 846 miles of distance. *sigh*

 

[MaddyBaby]

Dude. Two weeks for me also. I can't take it. I'm pissy too. I need some serious help. I can't deal. LOL HELP.

 

[CarolineOh]

Ever been in a major dry spell or slump where you just couldn't get into the mood... AND have tried everything you could think of? If you have... perhaps I could use some remedies or tips? I would genuinely appreciate it. I am desprate. -_-


Mads

For me relief was spelled D-I-V-O-R-C-E

 

[Guest]

Woe is me.
And Maddy, too.

What shall we do?

 

[Annabelle Lee]

Well I suggest you explore Literotica's story archives. They always get me going. You can even find some that have plots. It's great.

 

[MaddyBaby]

I have no idea what to do... hence the reason of this thread. I was hoping some of the great ladies of the board could give me some advice or remedies. I know I'm not the only girl having a high and dry time.

 

[Guest]

Damn.
I hope paranoia doesn't set in.


We're going to explode, Maddy!

 

[MaddyBaby]

Ah... I wish I could explode... and explode good. So much for wishful thinking hm?


ARGH. LOL

 

[Guest]

Well, I've heard of people that spontaneously combust. Wonder if clits do?

 

[MaddyBaby]

One could only dream. I just want one measily orgasm... is that too much to fucking ask?! Damnit. I AM getting pissy. *cries*



Damn, I am laughing my ass off.

 

[Guest]

*LOL*

We are pitiful.

 

[MaddyBaby]

Yes. Yes we are. But... orgasms are nice. And I'd like one. *sigh* I think we are just normal, Rainy.

 

[Guest]

Yes. Normal.
But damnit, that's boring.
Gimme some cunt cream!

 

[MaddyBaby]

Hahahahahaha! Good God rainy! *falls over* Must...have...arousal of...somekind....

 

[Guest]

Well, I don't know about you but I've tried the following:
Porn
clitoral stimulation
fucking
dryhumping a pillow
more porn
hot bath with a "shower massager"
erotica
spanking my clit
And finally, praying to the sex gods for clit combustion.

 

[MaddyBaby]

*checks off the activities on the list* I believe you got it covered, Rainy, dear. We are in some dire straits here.

 

[Guest]

Damn.
Just damn,
I guess I should just go to bed.
And mark off one more day of dried up cunt nonactivity.
I'm being punished. Hell, I'm masochistic but this is ridiculous!

 

[april-wine]

Well damn!!! I'd go for that if I were you Mads


Brat

P.S.
I thought you had a gf hon??? Was I wrong or did ya'll split???

I just said i would squeeze her thats all lol