69Massagingman
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- May 16, 2019
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So let's make it a lawn boy , pool boy , what have you thread. Wanna here all that shit. I guess you can be on either end too.
What got me thinking on this one was..... I went over to a lady friends the other night. It had been a while since I saw her. When I pulled up the same big ass pile of mulch was still in the driveway. I asked her what up wit daht mulch?
She told me Xavier never showed up. I laughed and said he must have gotten round up in an immigration raid. So I asked what he was gonna charge. She told me $250
Well shit dudes , I'm what ya call Hillbilly retired. So $250 sounded good and besides the money, I need to get my punk ass outta the house and do something.
So I went over this morning and got it done. She wasn't there until right when I finished. She had left the back door open but I never went in. It is a hot a humid day. She asked me if I wanted to come in and get a cold glass of water. I asked her if Howdy doody had wooden balls.
I'm standing by the sink drinking that like I just walked through Death Valley. It was like that little special vile Bobby Bouchey had in the water boy.
Next thing I know she behind me and slides the cash into my pocket. Well of course my dick gets hard. so she gets down on her knees and unzips my fly and cups my sweaty balls in one hand while she holding my cock in the other. She smiles up at me and says this is your tip. Of course I can't keep my mouth shut and tell her she should take the whole thing.
Anyway, I'm not exactly a lawn boy being damn near 50 an all. I don't really have that six pack thing going either, although the girls don't seem to mind my little belly.
I remember back in the day when fucking my woman and telling her that the mower dude was taking his time when he went by the window. would give her a whole long story while I fucked her. She always loved that .
Anyway , who's got a story or a fantasy?
What got me thinking on this one was..... I went over to a lady friends the other night. It had been a while since I saw her. When I pulled up the same big ass pile of mulch was still in the driveway. I asked her what up wit daht mulch?
She told me Xavier never showed up. I laughed and said he must have gotten round up in an immigration raid. So I asked what he was gonna charge. She told me $250
Well shit dudes , I'm what ya call Hillbilly retired. So $250 sounded good and besides the money, I need to get my punk ass outta the house and do something.
So I went over this morning and got it done. She wasn't there until right when I finished. She had left the back door open but I never went in. It is a hot a humid day. She asked me if I wanted to come in and get a cold glass of water. I asked her if Howdy doody had wooden balls.
I'm standing by the sink drinking that like I just walked through Death Valley. It was like that little special vile Bobby Bouchey had in the water boy.
Next thing I know she behind me and slides the cash into my pocket. Well of course my dick gets hard. so she gets down on her knees and unzips my fly and cups my sweaty balls in one hand while she holding my cock in the other. She smiles up at me and says this is your tip. Of course I can't keep my mouth shut and tell her she should take the whole thing.
Anyway, I'm not exactly a lawn boy being damn near 50 an all. I don't really have that six pack thing going either, although the girls don't seem to mind my little belly.
I remember back in the day when fucking my woman and telling her that the mower dude was taking his time when he went by the window. would give her a whole long story while I fucked her. She always loved that .
Anyway , who's got a story or a fantasy?
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