Any July Fourth is a Good Fourth, of Courth

SlickTony

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I always like to go out and do something--at the same time, I don't really like going to public fireworks displays because you spend half an hour watching the show and then better than an hour and a half in the traffic trying to get home.

Now last July 4th was an excellent one--this guy my husband works with has a boss who has a place out on the St. Johns River, and there's a big pier, and he has a powerboat. Plus if you don't mind getting in the river, it's kind of nice--the water isn't too cold--if you don't mind a muddy bottom. Our host took people for rides on this big float he towed behind the boat. If he saw someone getting cocky and trying to stand up or act as if they didn't have to be mindful of what they were doing he did his best to "fuck them up," as he put it--he'd put them through all kinds of sharp maneuvers until they fell off. He is also especially skilled in the cooking of ribs, which I love but the guys in my family consider to be a waste of time.

The nicest part though, was that there was this guitarist there, who just happened to have brought a guitar, and he started playing and I started singing and we ended up jamming half the night. He was working for the host, and he'd have probably been at the party I went to last night if he hadn't violated his probation and ended up back in stir (long story). I've kept in touch with him--he'd like us to see if we can scare up some gigs once he's gotten out and his life back on an even keel.

The guy my husband works with had his own party at his and his new wife's apartment complex in St. Augustine. We were asked to pick up margarita mix, chips and ice on the way there, and I had a pitcher of kickass sangria I'd put together the night before. As it turned out, our host didn't care for the sangria, though he claims to like sangria--he said it wasn't sweet enough and liked Olive Garden's better. Philistine! His wife LOVED it, and asked for the recipe, which I emailed her this morning.

When we got there we started in on the eating and drinking, and then some of the guys played beach volleyball. Two of the guys were neighbors to our host, and they just happened to be named Sean and Drew. One of them bore a resemblence to a character named Drew in the first story I ever submitted to Literotica, "Carnival," which would have been fairly spooky, except that he turned out to be Sean and the other guy was Drew. I recorded a fairly long video on the digital camera of the game, which unfortunately I couldn't upload to the computer later on. The process would keep aborting when the video was 3% in, and I finally ended up having to put the card back in the camera and kill the video before I could get the other 71 pictures on.

So after it got too dark to see the ball, we got out the fireworks--we'd been asked to bring some of them, too--and set them off in the parking lot. Just as well this couple is looking to move into a house as soon as they can find one going for the right price--one of the rockets zoomed horizontally into one of the passageways between two buildings, where some people were sitting on the stairs. That was scary, but they said they were OK. The young men, my son incuded, had a fun time JUMPING OVER THE FOUNTAINS. (Carry on, I said--removing your crotch hair is all the thing nowadays. But they were OK).

Then we went in for more pizza, margaritas and Wii games. I, a dedicated cat lover, somehow ended up being covered with dogs. There was a Min-Pin about the same size as my cat, who curled up in my lap like a cat. Then there was Spike, the lab/shepherd mix, about 50 pounds, the same age as a toddler, and behaving very similarly, bringing me one slobbery chewed toy after another for me to inspect. What was not like a toddler was when he was frenching my ear and licking my stomach. I'd had a homemade hamburger for lunch and I think I might have dribbled some of the juice onto the sarong I was wearing.

Sometime after midnight the neighbors faded out and so did we. Since we had a designated driver, our host gave us each a Corona with lime. Our abstemious 19YO son (whom the people at the Florida Lit-Together met) drove us home. I woke up this morning feeling better than I probably deserved.

I've found that if you've been partying, it helps the next morning if you take a couple of analgesics and an acid reducer before going to bed. All things considered, it was a good July 4th. They're all different.

Heh, heh, Sea Cat, my July 4th post is longer than yours.:nana:
 
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Around here, venturing outside on July 4th evening is best done wearing a hard hat. There are a lot of gun-owners in this town, and almost every year someone gets hit by a stray bullet falling out of the sky. (Need I mention the ignorance quotient around here is quite high?)

A couple of years ago, the city-sponsored fireworks event was capped off by the mountain catching on fire - ignited by a misfiring fireworks device. It was quite a spectacle.
 
The mountain??? Wow!

I thought about Palestine when I read that--about the gun owners and the stray bullets. Young Palestinian men are well known for using any occasion as an excuse to fire their guns into the air. It's surprising more people don't die from fallen bullets there. Somehow, people don't seem to recollect that what goes up must come down.
 
The mountain??? Wow!

More of a molehill than a mountain. It's called 'A Mountain' because the University of Arizona students made a giant A out of rocks and painted them white years ago. Of course, right after 9-11, the city decided to paint the A red, white and blue...(Did I mention the ignorance quotient is quite high around here? I believe I did, but it bears repeating.)

A Mountain is only about 80 acres (just a wild guess, judging from the 40 acres I used to own in another state), rising a couple hundred feet, covered in grass and scrub brush and cactus. Cactus doesn't burn very well, so the fire flitted harmlessly through the grass, firemen danced about in the dark, and the crowd cheered wildly while swilling warm beer and knocking over their lawn chairs for a better look. It was a very festive July 4th.
 
A manmade mountain! How cool is that?

They built such a mountain [OK, actually a hill] in a park in New Orleans. The land in New Orleans is flat as a floor and one of the Boy Scout leaders decided that the Boy Scouts of New Orleans needed some hands-on experience with a hill.
 
They built such a mountain [OK, actually a hill] in a park in New Orleans. The land in New Orleans is flat as a floor and one of the Boy Scout leaders decided that the Boy Scouts of New Orleans needed some hands-on experience with a hill.

Well I'll be! I didn't know about that, and I lived in Louisiana for 16 years.

They could've just come to north Louisiana, though. There are hills there.
 
Around here, venturing outside on July 4th evening is best done wearing a hard hat. There are a lot of gun-owners in this town, and almost every year someone gets hit by a stray bullet falling out of the sky. (Need I mention the ignorance quotient around here is quite high?)

A couple of years ago, the city-sponsored fireworks event was capped off by the mountain catching on fire - ignited by a misfiring fireworks device. It was quite a spectacle.

Are you sure you don't live in South Florida?

I think this is the first year in the past five I haven't heard about someone getting hit by a stray round.

Cat
 
Here's a 4th of July story about fireworks gone wrong.

When I was in my 20's living in South Florida, several towns down there had fireworks displays on the 4th. This one year a town near mine, which was famous for it's spectactular displays, decided rather than shoot fireworks from a rented barge in the ocean they would shoot them off from the municipal fishing pier. Said pier stretched about 300 ft. into the Atlantic and was made entirely of wood.

(Yes, I know. Bear with me.)

Anyway, me, my buds and our then girlfriends decided to see the display that night. We had chairs set up on the beach with a jillion other people awaiting developments. Time came to start the show and...nothing. Not a sparkler. The crowd, many of whom had brought and were drinkling beer (us included) was becoming restless. A few more squibby fireworks went off ... then nothing.

The crowd began to jeer, catcall and make smart remarks. Suddenly the sky was filled with a spectactular fireworks display like I have never seen before or since. It was both blinding and deafening, like I imagined an artillery barrage would be.
Then all was quiet. We were all stunned. Then the pier burst into flame and people began diving into the water. 2/3rds of it was destroyed and never rebuilt.

It seems that the city council decided as a cost cutting measure to not hire a barge and not hire professionals to put on the display. They assembled the fireworks and let the cops and firemen set it off. Delicious irony.

No one was injured severely and most suffered only wounded pride. Next year the barge and the pro's were back, much to everyones disappointment who liked to watch things go boom. Me included. :D
 
They must've done something wrong. At the party I was telling about last year we set fireworks off the pier and it didn't catch on fire. Could be, of course, that we'd had rain quite recently and the wood of the pier was wet to begin with.
 
They must've done something wrong. At the party I was telling about last year we set fireworks off the pier and it didn't catch on fire. Could be, of course, that we'd had rain quite recently and the wood of the pier was wet to begin with.

They did several things wrong including:

Wiring the detonators incorrectly, thereby igniting over half of the display at once which set off the rest of them.

Treating the pier with a flammable waterproofing material so it burned merrily.

Allowing amateurs skilled at writing tickets and extinguishing fires to set the fireworks off, and

Trying to save a penny and wind up spending a dollar out of sheer ignorance. :D
 
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