Any Italians here today?

[p_p_man]

If there are, good luck against the French in the opening game of the Six Nations Championship this afternoon...

And if you're French? I'm not talking to you.

Not until you move that refugee centre further away from the Channel Tunnel entrance...

 

[Guest]

Did someone say Italians?


WE SURRENDER!!!!!

 

[p_p_man]

Did someone say Italians?


WE SURRENDER!!!!!

Veree Funee!

 

[April]

Unfortunately, I have to agree with you about the refugee center. That whole situation sucks.

 

[android1966]

True, but i can understand why people would risk
almost anything to escape from France.

 

[April]

Yes, but they went to France in the first place.

 

[Maree]

think the refugee situation is bad there! Should try Australia

 

[p_p_man]

Meanwhile back to the Six Nations...

Hard luck Italy, you played a reasonable game...

But the French, well what can I say, they're still fighting the Napoleonic Wars.

They were just too good...



AND:

(cue music)

Absolutely fanfuckingtastic England. Gave the Scots the drumming they deserved despite that partisan commentator who's forever living optimistically...

 

[Myrrdin]

....move that refugee centre further away from the Channel Tunnel entrance...

Good idea. The further away the European Parliament is, the better.

 

[mig]

Good idea. The further away the European Parliament is, the better.

Cue standing ovation.

 

[April]

LOL

It's too close to me as it is! Don't move it any further this way