Any final words.....

If you meet anyone named Hanns Schmidt, kick him in the nuts. :D
 
That which does not kill us makes us stronger. (or something like that)
 
C. The answer's always C. Unless it's not multiple choice, in which case use the age old "If you can't blind them with brilliance, baffel them with bullshit".
 
Hanns_Schmidt said:
Watch your mouth bitch

know your limits

Freya's another woman you're not allowed to insult.

Here, take this pacifier. It should help satisfy you for a while and keep your mouth closed at the same time.
 
Take something fun to class with you. Magic markers and paper, or your knitting, perhaps. Drive your professor crazy by not paying attention and then acing your exams. Fun stuff.
 
Whistle in graveyards. Walk under ladders. Spill salt. Say "MacBeth" backstage. And eat your fortune cookie without reading the fortune.
 
No matter how you go through life
Whatever be your goal
Keep your eye upon the tootsie
Cause that's what's in the hole.
 
learning is optional

dealing with stupidity is mandatory (kinda like dealing with Hanns)

keep your ear to the ground just in case those wacky scientists clone a dinosaur and release it in your city without telling you and never drink OJ right after brushing your teeth
 
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