Any experts on 'squirting' food?

[Devinter]

I am working on a scene. Two women. Lesbians. The night prior, the dominant one made the submissive one squirt for the first time in her life. Now they're sitting in a café/restaurant/public place where you can order food, and the dominant one is teasing her lover about the squirting - not in a malicious way, just saying how cute she found it, but speaking much too loud for the public setting. After a bit of teasing, the submissive lady - rather frustrated - finally gets the other to stop talking about it, and a moment of silence follows. That is, until one of them bites into their food and it basically 'squirts' out something unexpectedly, all over the table, making them both laugh at the timing of it all.

The question is; which types of food can rather unexpectedly squirt out some type of liquid when you bite into it, that you may realistically find on your plate in a public space? Sometimes when I bite into a cherry tomato, it can shoot liquid half-way across the room, but I can't see many places serving uncut cherry tomatoes with their meal. I was also thinking of something like an éclair pastry, but I am not familiar with them enough to know if that would be realistic - especially when done unintentionally. Any ideas and suggestions? Thank you in advance.

Too long, didn't read: What food can 'squirt' as you bite into it?

 

[Gamblnluck]

Uncut cherry tomato would have been my first choice. They are often served in salads. Possibly a sausage eaten in bun.

 

[StillStunned]

Clams?

(If you know what I mean...)

More seriously: some overripe fruit will squirt - anything from grapes to mangos to pears. Some types of legume will fill up with water during cooking. An especially juicy burger. A tube of mayonnaise or ketchup. A fancy restaurant might have a DIY espuma on the table that could give a nice explosive squirt.

 

[Bazzle]

Ketchup/mustard, soft egg, donut jam/cream/custard.
Definitely cherry tomatoes in a sandwich.
Anything you want from a burger - see ketchup etc

 

[AwkwardMD]

It should obviously be a peach.

 

[lovecraft68]

My wife will often take the lemon or lime from her water glass and squeeze it into the glass, and more than once I've ended up with some of it on me.

 

[alohadave]

Jelly donut.
Xiao Long Bao. (Chinese dumplings)
Corn on the cob.

 

[Mastered_again]

Grapefruit

 

[AwkwardMD]

Given the context, you probably shouldn't pick anything phallic OR anything that squirts red.

 

[Bamagan]

I'll second grapefruit, or pretty much any citrus fruit. Any kind of meat served with a glaze or similar coating could have excess moisture trapped inside. I'm doubtful any pastry options would truly squirt so much as burst open and dribble, but it's not impossible.

 

[StillStunned]

Chocolates filled with booze...

 

[SimonDoom]

Do you want sweet or savory?

For sweet, I agree with AwkwardMD that a peach is a great choice. Plums are good too, as are grapes. Peaches and plums are delightfully messy.

Another possibility would be a candy-- a chocolate with a liquid center.

For savory, it's hard to go wrong with a tomato. Jalapeno peppers or pepperoncini peppers, the kind you get in a jar, can also squirt when you bite into them.

Do your ladies like it sweet or spicy?

 

[TheLobster]

Sriracha sauce, and other hot sauces, is often sold in these weird bottles where the narrow (and usually green) spout needs to be twisted off slightly before you can squirt it out.

After a while, some of the sauce will inevitably clog the spout and, if it's not cleaned up, may compel the user to squeeze the bottle much harder than usual. When the dried scab falls off under this increased pressure then, well...

This could work in a restaurant where a hot sauce would be served as a condiment on the table.

 

[Devinter]

Some truly excellent suggestions here. Thank you, everyone.

Given the context, you probably shouldn't pick anything phallic OR anything that squirts red.

Agreed. I think a clear and somewhat watery liquid honestly gives the best visual, but plenty of the suggestions provided should work.

This thread is so full of good ideas, though, that I'm now considering adding one or two other "sharing a meal" or food related scenes which could in some ways be sexually suggestive. It could be a fun theme, without actually bringing any of the food into the bedroom.

 

[SimonDoom]

This thread is so full of good ideas, though, that I'm now considering adding one or two other "sharing a meal" or food related scenes which could in some ways be sexually suggestive. It could be a fun theme, without actually bringing any of the food into the bedroom.

My god, a thread where the responses were responsive and useful. Ring the bells.

 

[Bamagan]

Bells ringing, per request.

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[Bazzle]

Some truly excellent suggestions here. Thank you, everyone.



Agreed. I think a clear and somewhat watery liquid honestly gives the best visual, but plenty of the suggestions provided should work.

This thread is so full of good ideas, though, that I'm now considering adding one or two other "sharing a meal" or food related scenes which could in some ways be sexually suggestive. It could be a fun theme, without actually bringing any of the food into the bedroom.

I'm just now seeing the scene of 9 1\2 weeks and the scene spin off in Hot Shots.
(I personally prefer the ice cube along the panty elastic scene)
but either way there is something sensual about food and sex!

 

[TarnishedPenny]

Tomatoes - I’ve been served them several times this week.

Citrus of any sort, although individual segments on a snack tray or in a salad seem optimal.

Some hot dogs or smokies (generally high-grade ones with a solid skin) right off the BBQ.

 

[mildlyaroused]

A dumpling of some description. Something similar to what you're describing has happened to me with a dumpling, and a friend.

 

[Demiurging]

Like everyone's saying, most fruits with juicy flesh (if a banana squirted on me, I'd have serious questions for my hypnotherapist). Grapefruits are well known for squirting into people's eyes when spooned to painful results.

Honestly, my first thought was soup dumplings, but that's a more specific scene.

 

[StillStunned]

I'm not Hungarian...

I have to ask, @Devinter: what level of expertise are you asking for? I mean, I consider myself something of an expert on eating food - I've been doing it for most of my life, after all - and some of that food squirted. But I'm not from a culture known for its squirty foods, nor do I have any training aimed specifically at foods that squirt.

Is there anyone here who does have this specific expertise?

 

[StillStunned]

By the way, who here remembers The Perishers?

 

[ElectricBlue]

A dumpling of some description. Something similar to what you're describing has happened to me with a dumpling, and a friend.

"and a friend..." Yeah, right!

mildlyarousedPortnoy, huh?

 

[TheLobster]

The few times I had these things, I remember they could squirt quite a bit when you stabbed them with a fork. The combination of watery cabbage and juices trapped in the meat while cooking can make them quite, ahem, loaded.

 

[MrPixel]

Just experienced a "squirter" this morning. Or rather, my wife did: packaged fruit cups with the peel off lid. Just the slightest amount of pressure on the sides while peeling off the top will result in a fruit juice shower. "Across the goddamn kitchen!" she protested.