Any Day that You Break Your Leg Before 7:30 AM is Going to Suck

SlickTony

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So I was crossing McCormick Rd to get to the stop where I catch the bus every day. JTA recently made some changes in their route, and this stop is not nearly as good as the one I used to take: it's farther away, and instead of getting to walk on all pavement, one has to drag one's feet through a grassy esplanade.

This morning I stepped off the esplanade onto the pavement, and somehow, my right foot twisted under me and I went down in a heap. My ankle hurt like hell and I could not get up; my leg would not support my weight and there was a weird mushy yielding sensation in it that frightened me.

I tried to get hold of my son, who was sleeping at home. No dice. I called my husband, but he'd gotten to work already, he was alone in the office, and couldn't get away until he'd OK'd it with his shift supervisor. In the mean time there I was sitting on the curb with my ass in the grass and my feet in the gutter, and people were just ZOOMING by.

I mean, I wasn't looking like some derelict; I was wearing a nice looking 2-piece dress and heeled sandals (which the doctor later blamed for my fall). And people just sped on by as if office-dressed women sat in the middle of the street all the time.

At last a cop came up, helped me into his car, and drove me home. He offered to help me into the house but I knew I'd just have to come out again so I decided to sit sideways in the front seat of my husband's car (it had a flat, so he'd taken mine). He thought my son ought to at least come out to be with me until my husband arrived, so he rapped on his bedroom window until he woke, looked out the window, saw the cop, threw on some clothes and came out. Maybe he thought I'd gotten busted :rolleyes:

Eventually my husband came and we went to the local clinic. They took some x-rays and determined that I had a spiral fracture of the tibia, and referred me to an orthopedist. The orthopedist, whose name was familiar to me because he'd treated my son's broken hand last year and had had an addition put onto his house for which I saw the NOC in public records in the course of my job, had me fixed up with this nifty pneumatic boot. I'm not supposed to put any weight on my foot, and I'm not supposed to drive, for 6 weeks. Weekend after this one I was supposed to carry a fellow soprano in the choir to the yearly retreat in St. Simon's Island (she does not drive; I've been doing this for her for years). Tomorrow I was supposed to have been the testing coordinator for my TKD class, and the following day I was supposed to have had a tennis lesson.

Oh, well...

Fortunately we have a set of crutches from when my son sprained his ankle, and I'm getting accustomed to them, and my workplace has assured me that I can use the elevator. It's a spooky, rattling, noisy, scary-looking freight type elevator that's used to shift presses and those rolls of newsprint that are more than 4' high, but it's never crashed yet and it beats negotiating the double flight of stairs I should have to negotiate to get from the ground floor to where my office is.
 
Damn. :(

I did the same thing couple of years ago. Stupid me, I figured I'd go back to work the next day. Little did I know . . .

You need loving care and attention and a comfortable spot where you can put your foot up and relax. For a week.

Take care of you. :rose::rose::rose:
 
Bummer, sweetie. :( Here's hoping you heal quickly.

Have you had a bone density test recently? My SIL broke her ankle getting out of her car and in the process of repairing it, the ER doc's determined her bones were fragile from not enough calcium.

Just a thought. ;)
 
Damn that sucks.

BTDT though.

Had almost five hundred free fall jumps on my record with maybe a couple of bruises.

Had to cross the street at home and stepped off the curb. My foot came down on a rock that rolled. Snap Crackle Pop cuss cuss cuss.

Six weeks on crutches with a cast over my damned knee.

Kind of embarrasing for me really.

Also hurt like hell.

Cat
 
TE, my primary doctor has been hocking me to have a bone density test done for years, but she wasn't very urgent about it, because I don't fit the profile of women that need to have it done: thin and stooped and relatively sedentary. I go to a martial arts class every week. I work in a 3-story building which has an elevator but you're not allowed to go on it unless you're escorting a press. I eat milk and cheese and yogurt and ice cream, not to mention dark green leafy vegetables, every day. When I was at the chiropractor he praised the muscle tone of my legs.

It's not fair.
 
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TE, my primary doctor has been hocking me to have a bone density test done for years, but she wasn't very urgent about it, because I don't fit the profile of women that need to have it done: thin and stooped andn relatively sedentary. I go to a martial arts class every week. I work in a 3-story building which has an elevator but you're not allowed to go on it unless you're escorting a press. I eat milk and cheese and yogurt and ice cream, not to mention dark green leafy vegetables, every day. When I was at the chiropractor he praised the muscle tone of my legs.

It's not fair.

You're making all the right moves for sure, and your doctor's determination I'm sure was accurate. However, my SIL is a tall, slim woman who eats properly, is quite active and didn't have a clue about her condition. A bone density test is painless and fairly quick.
 
:rose: I broke my toe yesterday and it hurts like the devil, so I know a very small bit of how you must feel. Just take it easy and do what the dr orders.
 
You're making all the right moves for sure, and your doctor's determination I'm sure was accurate. However, my SIL is a tall, slim woman who eats properly, is quite active and didn't have a clue about her condition. A bone density test is painless and fairly quick.

Maybe I can schedule the bone density test to happen on the same day as one of my orthopedic appointments.

We get 2 hours of free "doctor time" a month, and subsequent doctor visits have to come out of your vacation unless you're looking at short-term disability.

Which is, of course, abbreviated as STD. I can't get used to it. I'd just gotten used to VD being renamed STD; and now it means short-term disability?

I'm sorry if you're feeling puny today, but we're short-handed. Just take your handful of horse pills already and come in to work!"
 
Yikes.

Heal well, and try to stay patient meanwhile. :rose:
 
Tony, IMHO, breaking your leg in the middle of traffice, at any time of the day, ain't real Slick, if you know what I mean. :)

Heal fast, hon, you hear me? :rose:

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
I'm so sorry that happened to you; that really sucks! It seems kinda unfair that a moment's misstep can keep you on crutches for six weeks.

I was going to suggest that you get a bone density test, but I see that that's already been suggested. Please do go, though.

A lot of people use crutches improperly and make things a lot harder for themselves than it needs to be; medical professionals often issue a patient a pair of crutches without telling them how they work. Dumb! Anyway, the top of the crutch should not touch your armpit; if you use the crutches by leaning your armpit on them, it will hurt. You use your hands to push up on the hand bar, and if the crutches are the right size for you, the top of the crutch won't touch your armpit. It's really your hands that are supposed to take your weight -- just think of all the muscles you'll build. :)

I was in a wheelchair for ten months after breaking my leg very, very thoroughly, so I feel for you!

Get lots of rest and keep your leg elevated whenever possible. My experience with broken bones is that they require a LOT of extra sleep to heal, so plan on adding two hours a night to your usual sleep schedule.
 
I'm sorry if you're feeling puny today, but we're short-handed. Just take your handful of horse pills already and come in to work!"

Sheesh! Nothing like compassion.

I thought Lincoln freed the slaves? ;)
 

Sorry to learn of your news, ST. Unfortunately, I don't have any particular words of wisdom but I have discovered over the years that it's sort of pointless not to pay attention to the docs.

One of the insidious aspects of aging is that its gradual and incremental nature makes it easy to ignore or pooh-pooh the signs that we're no longer twenty-five, indestructible and immortal. God knows, I'm certainly occasionally guilty of believing that I'm still capable of doing some of the things I used to be able to do easily when facts suggest otherwise.

If nothing else, enjoy the sympathy and concessions that come with crutches.


 
I'm so sorry that happened to you; that really sucks! It seems kinda unfair that a moment's misstep can keep you on crutches for six weeks.

I was going to suggest that you get a bone density test, but I see that that's already been suggested. Please do go, though.

A lot of people use crutches improperly and make things a lot harder for themselves than it needs to be; medical professionals often issue a patient a pair of crutches without telling them how they work. Dumb! Anyway, the top of the crutch should not touch your armpit; if you use the crutches by leaning your armpit on them, it will hurt. You use your hands to push up on the hand bar, and if the crutches are the right size for you, the top of the crutch won't touch your armpit. It's really your hands that are supposed to take your weight -- just think of all the muscles you'll build. :)

I was in a wheelchair for ten months after breaking my leg very, very thoroughly, so I feel for you!

Get lots of rest and keep your leg elevated whenever possible. My experience with broken bones is that they require a LOT of extra sleep to heal, so plan on adding two hours a night to your usual sleep schedule.

At least the bone is still relatively straight. When I broke my left femur in the Army, they had to K-nail it back together (probably because the patient wouldn't hold still but that's a different issue). I was up on crutches after a month or so and it didn't take long before I learned to run on crutches. But I was young, then . . .
 
So sorry to hear aboit this. I hope you manage to heal quickly with little hassle. Good luck!
 
Awww, bugger. *hugs* I have a habit of slipping and twisting my ankle, thats never pleasant, never pleasant at all. Much sympathy flying your way.
 
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