Anti-Troll

[Hot Sweet Tea]

That's me. Bring it on.

 

[TheEarl]

Does that mean you live on top of bridges?

Sorry

The Earl

 

[Hot Sweet Tea]

Yes and I bite their heads off if they dare poke them up out of the darkness below.

 

[TheEarl]

Good stuff. I like you already. Welcome to the AH.

The Earl

 

[Hot Sweet Tea]

Thank you. I think I like you too. Not sure if I'll stick around, I might.

 

[logophile]

Thank you. I think I like you too. Not sure if I'll stick around, I might.

What can I do to help persuade you to stay?

 

[Hot Sweet Tea]

Keep showing sexy avatars?

 

[logophile]

Keep showing sexy avatars?

Oh, all right! If I must... I'll go change right now...

 

[Hot Sweet Tea]

Crikey, that was easy. I'm sticking around for now.

 

[logophile]

Crikey, that was easy. I'm sticking around for now.

It's true. I live to please.

 

[Hot Sweet Tea]

Sexy lady! That's what I call a warm welcome.

 

[logophile]

Sexy lady! That's what I call a warm welcome.

So, what brings you to the AH?

 

[Hot Sweet Tea]

Trolls. Stories. Sex. Not necessarily in that order.

 

[TheEarl]

<Disorderly stampede as everyone realises blackmail works on L>

Right! Put up a naked avatar or I'm leaving the AH too!

The Earl

 

[English Lady]

<Disorderly stampede as everyone realises blackmail works on L>

Right! Put up a naked avatar or I'm leaving the AH too!

The Earl

oooh bad Earl, naughty!

 

[logophile]

<Disorderly stampede as everyone realises blackmail works on L>

Right! Put up a naked avatar or I'm leaving the AH too!

The Earl

No need for blackmail, Earl. As I said earlier, I live to please. Do you like this one?

 

[TheEarl]

No need for blackmail, Earl. As I said earlier, I live to please. Do you like this one?

Hooray!

<Now, what to ask for next...>

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Hooray!

<Now, what to ask for next...>

The Earl

i really like the way your mind works...

 

[logophile]

i really like the way your mind works...

Me too!

 

[Guest]

Me too!

ok..what do you say about tackling him and making him our love slave?
erm
think hed have issues with that?

 

[TheEarl]

ok..what do you say about tackling him and making him our love slave?
erm
think hed have issues with that?

Only issue is how quickly can you get over here?

The Earl

 

[Hot Sweet Tea]

I'm already here. But am I your type? I think you'll have to wait and see.

 

[TheEarl]

I'm already here. But am I your type? I think you'll have to wait and see.

<waiting........>

You're not here yet! Where are you?

The impatient Earl

 

[Hot Sweet Tea]

If I told you I'd have to kill you.

 

[NoJo]

My internet is shit.

scuse me. wrong thread.