Answer this....

[Freya]

Decided to add some of my own questions:

1) How do you rate yourself in the bedroom? (scale of 1-10, 10 being highest)
6 - maybe 7 on a good day

2) Were you an early bloomer or a late bloomer in the wonderful world of puberty?
early

3) What is the longest session of sex you've ever had?
like 8-10 hrs or so

4) What is the most number of times you've cum in a 24 hour period?
god - 25-30 maybe?

5) If you and your partner were unable to conceive a child, and a guy you were both friends with and trusted offered to help with the insemination (the oldfashioned way), would you agree to it?
bleh, I'd say no

6) Women: can you or have you ever deepthroated a man? If so, was it enjoyable?
Men: Have you ever been deepthroated?
Yes, for short times I can

7) What song best describes how you feel about your lover/crush?
Complicated

8) What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while being intimate with a partner of yours?
Passed out during oral

9) What was the worst date you've ever been on?
ugh my mom made me go to the drive in with a really ugly pimply guy once.

10) If you have children or ever plan on having children, would you ever tell them you come to Literotica? What if you ever saw them on here someday...what would you do?
No they don't need to know. If they ae over 18 and chose, I guess I couldn't say anything.

11) How many people on Lit. have you heard... whether on voice chat or telephone or in real life conversation?
I think 11

12) What is the best compliment you've ever received about your sexual prowess from a partner?
OMFG that was good!

13) If you walked by a room with a partially open door and saw your lover/crush masturbating, totally oblivious of your presence, what would you do?
Walk in and watch quietly, tell him not to stop.

14) What kind of underwear/lingerie do you find sexy on a member of the opposite gender?
boxer briefs or boxers

15) If you were about to kiss your lover and suddenly noticed a huge booger sticking out of their nose, would you say something first or kiss them anyways?
UGH! I'd tell him or I'd be scared he'd blow it out onto me.

 

[redelicious]

Decided to add some of my own questions:

1) How do you rate yourself in the bedroom? (scale of 1-10, 10 being highest)

*um, maybe a 7 or 8

2) Were you an early bloomer or a late bloomer in the wonderful world of puberty?

*early

3) What is the longest session of sex you've ever had?

*lol - prolly 1/2 hour (maybe????)

4) What is the most number of times you've cum in a 24 hour period?

*ohhhhh, I didn't count

5) If you and your partner were unable to conceive a child, and a guy you were both friends with and trusted offered to help with the insemination (the oldfashioned way), would you agree to it?

*no - if he would agree to it he can do it via clinical means

6) Women: can you or have you ever deepthroated a man? If so, was it enjoyable?

*no, but I have hopes

7) What song best describes how you feel about your lover/crush?

*head over feet* Alanys Morrisette

8) What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while being intimate with a partner of yours?

*Guess

9) What was the worst date you've ever been on?

*Umm In high school this guy took me to see Harry and the Henderson's

10) If you have children or ever plan on having children, would you ever tell them you come to Literotica? What if you ever saw them on here someday...what would you do?

*no . . .take down my pics

11) How many people on Lit. have you heard... whether on voice chat or telephone or in real life conversation?

*3

12) What is the best compliment you've ever received about your sexual prowess from a partner?

*wow that was amazing . . .(or words to that effect)

13) If you walked by a room with a partially open door and saw your lover/crush masturbating, totally oblivious of your presence, what would you do?

*join him

14) What kind of underwear/lingerie do you find sexy on a member of the opposite gender?

*Tommies

15) If you were about to kiss your lover and suddenly noticed a huge booger sticking out of their nose, would you say something first or kiss them anyways?

*LOL!! I would probably say something

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

Decided to add some of my own questions:

1) How do you rate yourself in the bedroom? (scale of 1-10, 10 being highest)

10, passion is everything to me.

2) Were you an early bloomer or a late bloomer in the wonderful world of puberty?

Early, I haven't grown since I was thirteen.

3) What is the longest session of sex you've ever had?

Sometimes I like to tease myself and hold out. I have gone over three hours of actual intercourse before I came. I was afraid I was going to shoot her head clean off her shoulders.

4) What is the most number of times you've cum in a 24 hour period?

Good god, I have no idea. A lot.

5) If you and your partner were unable to conceive a child, and a guy you were both friends with and trusted offered to help with the insemination (the oldfashioned way), would you agree to it?

No, if I wasn't able to impregnate her naturally and we still wanted kids I wouldn't want him doing that and certainly wouldn't want it to be from him. I can only see that comlplicating matters, I would want it to be from me if possible and if not completely anonymous.

6) Women: can you or have you ever deepthroated a man? If so, was it enjoyable?
Men: Have you ever been deepthroated?

Yes I have and...................wow!

7) What song best describes how you feel about your lover/crush?

Garth Brooks, To make you feel my love.

For my princess Amber

8) What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while being intimate with a partner of yours?

I guess cumming too soon. Yes ladies it happens to all of us sometimes. You should take it as a compliment. Of course I was willing to make her cum another way.

9) What was the worst date you've ever been on?

A blind date, I have no fucking clue what our friends were thinking but we had nothing in common. She was so conceded and that is my biggest pet peeve about people.

10) If you have children or ever plan on having children, would you ever tell them you come to Literotica? What if you ever saw them on here someday...what would you do?

No I wouldn't tell them to come here, I'd want the to make that decision for themselves. If I saw them and they were of age it wouldn't bother me, but if they weren't they would be getting an ass whooping.

11) How many people on Lit. have you heard... whether on voice chat or telephone or in real life conversation?

Three I think.

12) What is the best compliment you've ever received about your sexual prowess from a partner?

You are the best I have ever had, how do you do the things you do?

13) If you walked by a room with a partially open door and saw your lover/crush masturbating, totally oblivious of your presence, what would you do?

I would watch her for a moment and then walk in and sit down. I'd more than likely start masturbating myself as we watche each other and talked dirty.

14) What kind of underwear/lingerie do you find sexy on a member of the opposite gender?

I love thongs and those hot panties that Amber has in her AV.

15) If you were about to kiss your lover and suddenly noticed a huge booger sticking out of their nose, would you say something first or kiss them anyways?

I would tell her to close her eyes and tell her not to move. Get a tissue and whipe it away then kiss her deeply.

 

[SexyAmber]

1. If your lover/crush wanted to dress you up as a member of the opposite sex and it would just be the two of you would you let them?

2. Have you ever began the process of oral sex and because of the smell retraced your steps back north?

3. Women would you say your clit is small, average or large? Men what about your balls?

4. Do you like a finger in your ass during oral sex?

5. If you could dress your lover/crush up in one costume for sexual roleplaying what would it be? (for example…cowboy, construction worker, nurse, schoolgirl, dominatrix, etc)

6. If everyone who answered this thread agreed to meet in person (say no other homelife circumstances existed) would you play strip poker with the group?

7. You ranked yourselves last time…when you imagine it …how would you rate your crush/lover on a scale from 1-10 in the bedroom based on conversations you have had?

8. If you walked in on your lover/crush having sex with another person what exactly would you do?

9. When you are in the bathroom either brushing your teeth or shaving would it bother you if your partner came in a peed?

10. What one thing does your lover/crush say online that drives you crazy with lust?

11. Men after sex with a woman where you have cum inside her, would you go down on her immediately after?
Women would you allow him to crawl up your body and kiss you with some in his mouth?

12. Where do you most commonly put your hands when kissing?

13. Would you let your lover pour candlewax on you? Do you think you would enjoy it?

14. Do you like your toes sucked? Do you like sucking your lovers?

15. Would you ever use nipple clamps? On your partner or yourself?

 

[SexyAmber]

1. If your lover/crush wanted to dress you up as a member of the opposite sex and it would just be the two of you would you let them?
yes

2. Have you ever began the process of oral sex and because of the smell retraced your steps back north?
*laughs* No

3. Women would you say your clit is small, average or large? Men what about your balls?
Average

4. Do you like a finger in your ass during oral sex?
never had it ...but plan on becoming his little anal princess

5. If you could dress your lover/crush up in one costume for sexual roleplaying what would it be? (for example…cowboy, construction worker, nurse, schoolgirl, dominatrix, etc)
I don't know what it would be called but he described this outfit in our sexual roleplay that made me tremble.

6. If everyone who answered this thread agreed to meet in person (say no other homelife circumstances existed) would you play strip poker with the group?
Yes

7. You ranked yourselves last time…when you imagine it …how would you rate your crush/lover on a scale from 1-10 in the bedroom based on conversations you have had?
10 10 10 I am so in trouble

8. If you walked in on your lover/crush having sex with another person what exactly would you do?
I would like to think I would be a big bad ass but probably say "oh my god" and walk out and cry then come back and start throwing things

9. When you are in the bathroom either brushing your teeth or shaving would it bother you if your partner came in a peed?
Not at all

10. What one thing does your lover/crush say online that drives you crazy with lust?
Alot of things..all depends on my mood..."I want you so fucking bad" is just one of many

11. Men after sex with a woman where you have cum inside her, would you go down on her immediately after?
Women would you allow him to crawl up your body and kiss you with some in his mouth?
mmmhmmm that is so erotic ...and I would drink it all from his tongue

12. Where do you most commonly put your hands when kissing?
one hand fingernails running up the back of his bicep the other usually caressing the back of his neck, side of his neck or face

13. Would you let your lover pour candlewax on you? Do you think you would enjoy it?
yes and yes

14. Do you like your toes sucked? Do you like sucking your lovers?
again never had but I would like it..I know I would just watching his mouth would make me beg

15. Would you ever use nipple clamps? On your partner or yourself?
yes if they wanted and on either...not the harsh kind though the velvet lined kind that add pressure but dont hurt

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

1. If your lover/crush wanted to dress you up as a member of the opposite sex and it would just be the two of you would you let them?

Sure it might be fun.

2. Have you ever began the process of oral sex and because of the smell retraced your steps back north?

LOL. No, we guys always do that test. You know the one with the finger and then casually bring it up and smell like we are fooling you and you ladies are always nice enough not to point out what asses we are.

3. Women would you say your clit is small, average or large? Men what about your balls?

Average I guess, never measured em.

4. Do you like a finger in your ass during oral sex?

Yeees and for you men that say you don't or won't try it. You are missing out.

5. If you could dress your lover/crush up in one costume for sexual roleplaying what would it be? (for example…cowboy, construction worker, nurse, schoolgirl, dominatrix, etc)

Damn that's tough. A nurse I guess. No wait, a cheerleader. Shit maybe the dominatrix. Oh fuck I don't have to pick just one so why am I worrying.

6. If everyone who answered this thread agreed to meet in person (say no other homelife circumstances existed) would you play strip poker with the group?

Sure, I think it would be a blast. Just be careful with the cigars.

7. You ranked yourselves last time…when you imagine it …how would you rate your crush/lover on a scale from 1-10 in the bedroom based on conversations you have had?

All I can say is that would be one broken scale.

8. If you walked in on your lover/crush having sex with another person what exactly would you do?

As much as I would want to kill him, I honestly think I would just fall down and cry.

9. When you are in the bathroom either brushing your teeth or shaving would it bother you if your partner came in a peed?

Not at all. It's natural, but then again shitting might be a different story. Oh wait women don't shit, so no problem.

10. What one thing does your lover/crush say online that drives you crazy with lust?

The way she describes what she wants to do to me. She has me in a constant state of arousal.

11. Men after sex with a woman where you have cum inside her, would you go down on her immediately after?
Women would you allow him to crawl up your body and kiss you with some in his mouth?

Yes, it's mine so I don't see anything wrong with it.

12. Where do you most commonly put your hands when kissing?

On her face, her hands or wrapped around her.

13. Would you let your lover pour candlewax on you? Do you think you would enjoy it?

Never done it but would try and yes I think I would like it.

14. Do you like your toes sucked? Do you like sucking your lovers?

Only had mine sucked one time but I love to do it to a woman. Doesn't really do anything for me per say but the reaction of it is what turns me on.

15. Would you ever use nipple clamps? On your partner or yourself?

Yes and yes.

 

[Freya]

1. If your lover/crush wanted to dress you up as a member of the opposite sex and it would just be the two of you would you let them?
Sure I guess

2. Have you ever began the process of oral sex and because of the smell retraced your steps back north?
Yeppers

3. Women would you say your clit is small, average or large? Men what about your balls?
you know? I don't have a friggin clue.

4. Do you like a finger in your ass during oral sex?
yep

5. If you could dress your lover/crush up in one costume for sexual roleplaying what would it be? (for example…cowboy, construction worker, nurse, schoolgirl, dominatrix, etc)
Police officer or military. Or biker.

6. If everyone who answered this thread agreed to meet in person (say no other homelife circumstances existed) would you play strip poker with the group?
Sure!

7. You ranked yourselves last time…when you imagine it …how would you rate your crush/lover on a scale from 1-10 in the bedroom based on conversations you have had?
Oh god, if he is anything like he talks he'll be at least a 9

8. If you walked in on your lover/crush having sex with another person what exactly would you do?
Cause great pain to both.

9. When you are in the bathroom either brushing your teeth or shaving would it bother you if your partner came in a peed?
yeh a lot of times it really does actually.

10. What one thing does your lover/crush say online that drives you crazy with lust?
He wants to spoil me sexually - to where I forget about his pleasure and concentrate solely on my own. Since it's so foreign to me, the thought of it is driving me crazy.

11. Men after sex with a woman where you have cum inside her, would you go down on her immediately after?
Women would you allow him to crawl up your body and kiss you with some in his mouth?
Yes. Women are more likely to have tasted the combination of fluids already anyways.

12. Where do you most commonly put your hands when kissing?
I run my hands everywhere - shoulders, chest, ass, hair, sides - but if I have to keep them in one spot, it's usually around their neck.

13. Would you let your lover pour candlewax on you? Do you think you would enjoy it?
Yes, and yes, I hear it is very erotic.

14. Do you like your toes sucked? Do you like sucking your lovers?
I love it. Pathetic thing is, I hate other people's feet, so no I probably wouldn't return the favour.

15. Would you ever use nipple clamps? On your partner or yourself?
Yes, again I hear it's very erotic.

 

[redelicious]

1. If your lover/crush wanted to dress you up as a member of the opposite sex and it would just be the two of you would you let them?

*sure

2. Have you ever began the process of oral sex and because of the smell retraced your steps back north?

*lol - yep

3. Women would you say your clit is small, average or large? Men what about your balls?

*I honestly dont know

4. Do you like a finger in your ass during oral sex?

*uh huh

5. If you could dress your lover/crush up in one costume for sexual roleplaying what would it be? (for example…cowboy, construction worker, nurse, schoolgirl, dominatrix, etc)

*again - the aformentioned Halloween costume

6. If everyone who answered this thread agreed to meet in person (say no other homelife circumstances existed) would you play strip poker with the group?

*Hell ya

7. You ranked yourselves last time…when you imagine it …how would you rate your crush/lover on a scale from 1-10 in the bedroom based on conversations you have had?

*10

8. If you walked in on your lover/crush having sex with another person what exactly would you do?

*Walk right back out

9. When you are in the bathroom either brushing your teeth or shaving would it bother you if your partner came in a peed?

*nah

10. What one thing does your lover/crush say online that drives you crazy with lust?

*any mention of dessert, or lunch, or (geez I just realized we are on a food kick)

11. Men after sex with a woman where you have cum inside her, would you go down on her immediately after?
Women would you allow him to crawl up your body and kiss you with some in his mouth?

*sure

12. Where do you most commonly put your hands when kissing?

*on his chest or shoulders

13. Would you let your lover pour candlewax on you? Do you think you would enjoy it?

*ohhhh that would be tough, not sure that I would

14. Do you like your toes sucked? Do you like sucking your lovers?

*its ok - I would do it but it wouldnt be my first choice of things to suck

15. Would you ever use nipple clamps? On your partner or yourself?

*yep - on me

 

[SexyChele]

This should be interesting - thank you, Amber!


1. Complete this sentence.

I (meaning you) have more _______ than anyone else.

Books - they are literally stacked everywhere, and someday I actually hope to read every single one of them

2. What are you drinking right now?

Water

3. What are you wearing right now?

A robe

4. Do you feel you are appealing to the opposite sex? If so what is most appealing about you?

I've been told my eyes and my passion

5. Your favorite actor and actress?

Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan (and not necessarily in the same movie!)

6. What do you normally say when you cum?

Um, a whole lotta consanants and vowels all strung together?? Nothing that makes sense, except the name of the person I'm with

7. Complete this sentence..
I (meaning you) will never win a contest for my ______

gracefulness - I'm a complete clutz

8. What is your favorite dessert?

Anything with chocolate

9. Is there any sexual technique you have that you always do?

Oral sex


10. How many times have you cum in the last 24 hours?

3 - but things have been hectic lately!

 

[SexyChele]

At this rate, I'll be up all night - but what a way to go!

1. Your Lit Crush or the person you are involved with...use three words to describe them starting with the letter of their first name. (not their lit name)

Jaunty, Jolly, Jewel (Hey, J is hard!)

2. What is your favorite flower?

Carnation

3. Men...Ginger or Maryanne...women...superman or batman?

Batman - gotta thing for men in black and masks

4. What is your dream house?

Either a small cottage by the beach, or a brownstone in the heart of a city

5. What is your astrological sign? Do you believe in astrology?

Taurus, and no, I don't

6. What is your favorite curse word?

Shit (but changes daily)

7. What is your favorite sound to hear?

The soft breathing of the one I love next to me in the middle of the night

8. What is your least favorite sound?

My neighbor's kid's garage band attempting to play anything

9. Men what is your pant size? Women your bra size?

Somewhere between 34 and 44 and either a B, C, or D cup. You choose


10. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Rocky Road

 

[SexyChele]

1. favorite color?

Red

2. Favorite food?

Too many to choose just one

3. Can you dance?

Anybody remember the Elaine Benes dance from Seinfeld? Yeah, like that.

4. What activities did you participate in in highschool?

Drill Team, Student Store, ditching class

5. Where do you live? (LOL no home address or anything)

California

6. If you won $1000.00 what would you buy first?

I’d probably save it towards my next vacation

7. Do you persue the opposite sex like a tiger or a teddy bear?

Teddy bear

8. Are you in love with someone secretly and they don't know?

No, everyone I’m in love with knows about it

9. Do you have pets? what are their names?

Cat = Kokomo 2 dogs: female Jack Russell mix = Abbie, and full blooded Jack Russell = Bugsy

10. Associate the first word that comes to mind with each of these words....

Beautiful - smile
Sensual - touch
Amazing - sunset

 

[SexyChele]

1. What intimate act are you most in the mood for right now?

Snuggling, cuddling, with some oral sex thrown in


2. Describe yourself sexually in three words only using the first letter of your Lit name

Sensual, Seductive, Special


3. Do you like rough sex?

Oh yes


4. Whose AV would you love to lick?

Don’t know, haven’t seen them all yet


5. Your Lit crush, if you have one, could you love them or is it strictly sexual?

Very easily love them as a friend. Other than that I would have to meet him and get to know him


6. Do you believe in love at first sight?

No


7. Dominate, Submissive or both?

Submissive

8. If someone disrespected your lover would you let them handle it or would you step in?

Let them handle it, though I’d be wanting to get involved

9. Could you be completely monogamous?

Yes


10. Whose voice makes you crazy with desire (can be a celebrity).

He knows, and that is all that matters

 

[SexyChele]

1. What scares you most about a committed relationship with someone you loved more than you have loved anything?

That I would do something to hurt them

2. If you were single could you ever marry someone you met on the internet or lit?

Sure, anything is possible

3. When was the last time you had phone sex? Was it good? If so what one thing made it so?

Longer than I care to remember. And hell YES – the best. I know him very, very well.

4. What is one thing you do that annoys other people?

People don’t think I take things seriously enough

5. What was the last book you read?

John Adams

6. If you had to have your lover/crush get a part of thier body pierced, exactly where would you want it to be?

I’m not into piercing, and I would never demand if of a lover

7. What would your ex or current partner think of your current crush/lover?

Wait, which ex??? Probably that I was crazy, but, hell, it’s my life

8. How did your ex lover kiss? Is how a person kisses important to you ?

He was good at it – not great, but good. Kissing is very important to me

9. If you had to sell your soul for one thing what would it be?

Good health

10. If you could spend one night alone with anyone in the world who is currently alive who would you select?

He knows who he is, and that is all that matters

11. If you could have lived through any war in history, which would it be

The American Revolution

12. If you could alter one physical characteristic of your lover/crush what would you change?

That he lived closer

13. If you were stranded forever on a desert island and could have only one book to read, what would it be?

The Stand by Stephen King – I never tire of it

14. If you were to drown in a liquid other than water, what would you want it to be?

Jack Daniels

15. If you could be guaranteed one thing in life besides money what would it be?

Good health

16. If you could only hear one voice for the rest of your life from the mouth of all people, whose would it be?

I don’t know. I tire of most people’s voices after a while

17. If you could change one of your personality traits what would it be?

To not procrastinate

18. If you could change one thing about your first sexual experience what would it be?

That I knew what the hell was going on

19. If you were to become successful in another profession what would you want it to be?

Archealogy

20. If you could have a secret listening device in any one room in the world, which room would you select?

I don’t have any preferences

 

[SexyChele]

Last one for tonight....


1. If you met your lit lover/crush for the time what would be the first thing you did when you first saw them?

A big hug

2. Coffee or Tea?

Coffee

3. They say eyes reflect a lot about a person, when you think of your lover/crush’s eyes what are the first three words you think of?

Deep, dreamy, sexy

4. If you met your lit lover/crush in person, the first time you are intimate who do you think will reach orgasm first? By what means?

He would – my partner always cums first. I’m a submissive, what can I say?

5. What is something you have dreamt about of a sexual nature that you are embarrassed to admit?

Being dominated by another woman. (guess I wasn’t too embarassed to admit that, huh?)

6. What do you consider more intimate…intercourse or oral sex? If you met your lit lover/crush would you participate in both?

Oral is more intimate to me. And yes, both would be involved – if not more

7. Do you like watching porn? What would you pick as your porn name?

Yes, but I don’t get to as often as I would like. I don’t have the foggiest idea.

8. Would you let your lover/crush pose nude in a magazine?

That would be his choice. I just hope I could get extra copies!

9. Would it make you uncomfortable if your lover/crush posted explicated nude photos of themselves pleasing themselves on lit?

No, not at all

10. Do you send Pms to people on a regular basis? Are they sexual or flirting in nature? To how many people have you sent a sexual pm in the last 24 hours? How many have you received?

Yes, I do, but mostly friendly in nature. I’ve not sent any sexual PMs in the last 24 hours, and I haven’t received any – I think

11. Write a 4 line poem that briefly tells what you would like to do to your lover/crush. And yes, it has to rhyme

My fingers caress your skin
While my lips trace patterns along your form,
My eyes meet yours, I drink you in,
Your sweet release is what I seek.

(sorry, best I could do at this time of night!)

12. What kind of food does your lover/crush remind you of most

Hot and spicy, with just a hint of sweetness

13. Would you sleep with a woman while she was menstruating? Women would you allow it?

If he wanted to, yes.

14. In 6 months what do you think your relationship with your lover/crush will be?

I don’t know. To think that far ahead would only be hurtful to us both. It is best to take it one day at a time, one step at a time. We are friends, good friends, and that is what truly counts.

15. What single kiss had the most effect on you?

The very first one

16. Do you like tit fucking? Do you enjoy cumming on a woman’s breasts and women do you enjoy it?

Yes, and yes

17. Favorite Alcholic Drink?

Jack Daniels, over ice

18. Is there any other race out there that you find sexually appealing?

All races are appealing. It’s the person inside the skin that makes me go, “WOW!”

19. What is the worst line someone has ever used on you?

“So, we gonna fuck, or what?”

20. What is the ideal size for your man's package/what is the ideal size for your woman's chest

Whatever he has – providing he knows how to use it

21. What's the ideal height for your partner?

I do prefer him to be taller than me, but I have no ideal

22. What do you wear when you sleep?

Nothing

23. Which would you choose... mediocre sex 3 times a week, or one really mind blowing knock your socks off session once a month

I would choose a man who loves me and treasures me above all else. The sex will work itself out.

24. What time of day are your horniest?

The only time I’m not is right when I get home from work. All else is up for grabs

25. If you were blindfolded and tied up, what is the one thing that someone could whisper in your ear that would make you quiver

“You’d like that flogger now, wouldn’t you?”

26. If you had pictures of you and your lover/crush in the throes of passion... would you keep them private or would you share them

Private

 

[complicity]

1. Complete this sentence.

I have more questions than anyone else.


2. What are you drinking right now?

Tea

3. What are you wearing right now?

Cargo slacks, and a Tee

4. Do you feel you are appealing to the opposite sex? If so what is most appealing about you?

a, I try not to think like that.
b, My lady says " a cute bum"

5. Your favorite actor and actress?

At the moment "Siggy" Weaver and Samuel L Jackson

6. What do you normally say when you cum?

Depends on the moment!

7. Complete this sentence..
I will never win a contest for my DIY. I hate it with a passion I can't decribe

8. What is your favorite dessert?

Apple crumble

9. Is there any sexual technique you have that you always do?

No, I always try to vary......................However I do take requests!

10. How many times have you cum in the last 24 hours?

Once

 

[kikmosa]

1. favorite color?

deep emerald green

2. Favorite food?

cheese cake

3. Can you dance?

not really

4. What activities did you participate in in highschool?

marching band

5. Where do you live? (LOL no home address or anything)

Alabama

6. If you won $1000.00 what would you buy first?

Plane tickets to go see my s.c.

7. Do you persue the opposite sex like a tiger or a teddy bear?

Teddy bear

8. Are you in love with someone secretly and they don't know?

yes and I don't dare tell him either

9. Do you have pets? what are their names?

Chihuahua named Knuckles Malone

10. Associate the first word that comes to mind with each of these words....

Beautiful - soul
Sensual - embrace
Amazing - sunset [/B]

 

[SexyAmber]

1. Who was the last one to cum in your last interlude with your lover/crush? Were you cybering, phoning, webcaming? Did both of you cum?

2. Typically, who do you like to initiate sex more…you or your lover?

3. If you could use one household item as a sexual lubricant what would you choose?

4. Men have you ever lost your erection during sex? Do you know why? Women has this ever happened to you during sex?

5. If you met your lover/crush and their very attractive best friend hit on you, while your lover/crush didn’t see how would you handle it? Would you tell your lover/crush?

6. When you cum while you are on the computer what do you clean up with?

7. Would you lick your lover/crush’s ass? Would you like it done to you?

8. Men would it turn you on to know that while you were at a party your lover/crush was wearing no panties under her skirt? Women would it turn you on if your lover/crush asked you not to wear them?

9. If you could make on physical characteristic of your self small what would it be?

10. What would you make larger?

11. If you had to name your one biggest sexual turn off what would it be?

12. If your could do one thing to your lover while he or she slept,without waking them up,what would you do?

13. What sexual act are you most in the mood to do with your lover/crush today?

14. They say your porn name is determined by taking the name of the first pet you remember and the name of the first street you lived on and that would give you, your porn name..what would yours be?

 

[SexyAmber]

1. Who was the last one to cum in your last interlude with your lover/crush? Were you cybering, phoning, webcaming? Did both of you cum?
He was, cybering...and no it was his turned to get spoiled

2. Typically, who do you like to initiate sex more…you or your lover?
hmm so mood dependent ... I will say him simply for the fact it would make me feel irresistable

3. If you could use one household item as a sexual lubricant what would you choose?
Crown Royal so he could drink his way all over my body and he loves the crown royal so I can't lose

4. Men have you ever lost your erection during sex? Do you know why? Women has this ever happened to you during sex?
Once it did the first time an old lover and I right before we had sex because he said he was nervous

5. If you met your lover/crush and their very attractive best friend hit on you, while your lover/crush didn’t see how would you handle it? Would you tell your lover/crush?
I would make it clear politely that I was not interested and if it happened just that once no I would not tell him, I wouldn't want to start an arguement between them.

6. When you cum while you are on the computer what do you clean up with?
clean my fingers with my mouth and my pussy with baby wipes

7. Would you lick your lover/crush’s ass? Would you like it done to you?
Yes and Yes

8. Men would it turn you on to know that while you were at a party your lover/crush was wearing no panties under her skirt? Women would it turn you on if your lover/crush asked you not to wear them?
mmhmm

9. If you could make on physical characteristic of your self small what would it be?
somedays my breasts and I am a woman so most of me I would make smaller

10. What would you make larger?
My length so I was taller

11. If you had to name your one biggest sexual turn off what would it be?
Bad Hygene

12. If your could do one thing to your lover while he or she slept,without waking them up,what would you do?
Take pictures of him and get them made into black and whites and blow them up and hang them in our bedroom, he would make beautiful art

13. What sexual act are you most in the mood to do with your lover/crush today?
kisses kisses and push him against the wall and suck his cock while pinning his arms against the wall by holding his wrists and just force his cum into my mouth

14. They say your porn name is determined by taking the name of the first pet you remember and the name of the first street you lived on and that would give you, your porn name..what would yours be?
Fluffy Lexington

 

[mokum13]

First i wanted to catch up and answer all questionaires here. Because i think you wouldnt be amused (its just too much) i just do the last.

1. Who was the last one to cum in your last interlude with your lover/crush? Were you cybering, phoning, webcaming? Did both of you cum?
i was the last one cuming webcaming. I was the only one.

2. Typically, who do you like to initiate sex more…you or your lover?

My lover

3. If you could use one household item as a sexual lubricant what would you choose?

champagne, the tickling is supposed to be great

4. Men have you ever lost your erection during sex? Do you know why? Women has this ever happened to you during sex?

Yes, too tired.

5. If you met your lover/crush and their very attractive best friend hit on you, while your lover/crush didn’t see how would you handle it? Would you tell your lover/crush?

No, would tell the friend nicely to back off

6. When you cum while you are on the computer what do you clean up with?

What i have near me. Socks the last time

7. Would you lick your lover/crush’s ass? Would you like it done to you?

Yes. Not necessarely

8. Men would it turn you on to know that while you were at a party your lover/crush was wearing no panties under her skirt? Women would it turn you on if your lover/crush asked you not to wear them?

That would be a major turn on for me

9. If you could make on physical characteristic of your self small what would it be?

belly

10. What would you make larger?

mouth

11. If you had to name your one biggest sexual turn off what would it be?

smoking in bed

12. If your could do one thing to your lover while he or she slept,without waking them up,what would you do?

caress her

13. What sexual act are you most in the mood to do with your lover/crush today?

oral sex

14. They say your porn name is determined by taking the name of the first pet you remember and the name of the first street you lived on and that would give you, your porn name..what would yours be?

Gerhard Blub,

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

1. Who was the last one to cum in your last interlude with your lover/crush? Were you cybering, phoning, webcaming? Did both of you cum?

I did, she was being so good to me. But ealier that day we both came at the same time. Wooohooooo

2. Typically, who do you like to initiate sex more…you or your lover?

Well it has always been me but I think that is about to change. I love to initiate but think it will be fun to have her do it sometimes as well.

3. If you could use one household item as a sexual lubricant what would you choose?

The jelly out of the bottom of a SPAM can. I imagine that shit could lube just about anything.

4. Men have you ever lost your erection during sex? Do you know why? Women has this ever happened to you during sex?

Yes, can you imagine what it's like to be 16, playing hookie from school to invite your girlfriend over and your dad comes home early. NOT GOOD!

5. If you met your lover/crush and their very attractive best friend hit on you, while your lover/crush didn’t see how would you handle it? Would you tell your lover/crush?

If they were drunk I would prolly just play it off as a drunken stupor. If they were sober I would tell them that I'm not available and they shouldn't be treating their best friend that way. If she was sober I prolly would, I think she had a right to know.

6. When you cum while you are on the computer what do you clean up with?

I usually use a t-shirt.

7. Would you lick your lover/crush’s ass? Would you like it done to you?

Yes and yes.

8. Men would it turn you on to know that while you were at a party your lover/crush was wearing no panties under her skirt? Women would it turn you on if your lover/crush asked you not to wear them?

Not only would it excite me, I'd prolly wear some higly polished shoes. Sorry I was in the Marines, we can make em look like mirrors.

9. If you could make on physical characteristic of your self small what would it be?

My tummy.

10. What would you make larger?

My chest.

11. If you had to name your one biggest sexual turn off what would it be?

I dunno, maybe if she was too critical.

12. If your could do one thing to your lover while he or she slept,without waking them up,what would you do?

Make her cum by eating her pussy.

13. What sexual act are you most in the mood to do with your lover/crush today?

Making long, passionate love.

14. They say your porn name is determined by taking the name of the first pet you remember and the name of the first street you lived on and that would give you, your porn name..what would yours be?

Boots Westmoreland.

 

[Pseudomoniker]

Decided to add some of my own questions:

1) How do you rate yourself in the bedroom? (scale of 1-10, 10 being highest)

**How does anyone answer this with a high number without sounding conceited?? Aww fuck it, 9.5.

2) Were you an early bloomer or a late bloomer in the wonderful world of puberty?

**Late. I sprouted nearly 6 inches in one summer right before I turned 17. 6 inches in height!! Get your minds out of the gutter!!

3) What is the longest session of sex you've ever had?

**Probably around 3 hours. To quote Queen Latifah..."The man gives till it hurts."

4) What is the most number of times you've cum in a 24 hour period?

**maybe a dozen. I was young and virile once.

5) If you and your partner were unable to conceive a child, and a guy you were both friends with and trusted offered to help with the insemination (the oldfashioned way), would you agree to it?

**No. I'd rather adopt than have a "friend" be the father of my kid. And no way in hell would I share my partner.

6) Women: can you or have you ever deepthroated a man? If so, was it enjoyable?
Men: Have you ever been deepthroated?

**No one's ever been able to deepthroat me. *sigh*
Such a blessing and a curse being 15 inches...

7) What song best describes how you feel about your lover/crush?

**Sexual Healing, Marvin Gaye

8) What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while being intimate with a partner of yours?

**Her sister walked in.

9) What was the worst date you've ever been on?

**My very first date. She was the most indecisive person I've ever met. Didn't know what she wanted to do or what she liked, it was always "whatever you want." So after that day I pretty much ignored her and never talked to her again.

10) If you have children or ever plan on having children, would you ever tell them you come to Literotica? What if you ever saw them on here someday...what would you do?

**I don't have children, nor do I plan on having any at this point.

11) How many people on Lit. have you heard... whether on voice chat or telephone or in real life conversation?

**Two.

12) What is the best compliment you've ever received about your sexual prowess from a partner?

**"Where the hell did you learn how to do *that*??" or "Oh my god, even if I say stop, DON'T STOP!"

13) If you walked by a room with a partially open door and saw your lover/crush masturbating, totally oblivious of your presence, what would you do?

**I'd watch for awhile, walk in, and then go down on her, letting her know that if she ever gets in that kind of mood again, all she has to do is ask.

14) What kind of underwear/lingerie do you find sexy on a member of the opposite gender?

**Anything seethrough. And the less fabric, the better usually.

15) If you were about to kiss your lover and suddenly noticed a huge booger sticking out of their nose, would you say something first or kiss them anyways?

**I'd say, "I'm going to kiss you, but you've got a big honkin' booger sticking out of your nose that I think you'll want to get rid of first." God I'm good at setting a romantic mood.

 

[kikmosa]

1. Who was the last one to cum in your last interlude with your lover/crush? Were you cybering, phoning, webcaming? Did both of you cum?
neither...

2. Typically, who do you like to initiate sex more…you or your lover?
wouldn't know.. been too long to remember...

3. If you could use one household item as a sexual lubricant what would you choose?
why would you need any?

4. Men have you ever lost your erection during sex? Do you know why? Women has this ever happened to you during sex?
yes... he was too drunk, thank god

5. If you met your lover/crush and their very attractive best friend hit on you, while your lover/crush didn’t see how would you handle it? Would you tell your lover/crush?
would never happen

6. When you cum while you are on the computer what do you clean up with?
hasn't happened yet..

7. Would you lick your lover/crush’s ass? Would you like it done to you?
if he told me too.. don't know...

8. Men would it turn you on to know that while you were at a party your lover/crush was wearing no panties under her skirt? Women would it turn you on if your lover/crush asked you not to wear them?
yeah but it'll never happen

9. If you could make on physical characteristic of your self small what would it be?
my stomach

10. What would you make larger?
nothing.. I'm big enough already

11. If you had to name your one biggest sexual turn off what would it be?
pain...

12. If your could do one thing to your lover while he or she slept,without waking them up,what would you do?
watch him for hours..

13. What sexual act are you most in the mood to do with your lover/crush today?
anything

14. They say your porn name is determined by taking the name of the first pet you remember and the name of the first street you lived on and that would give you, your porn name..what would yours be?
Missy Gulffield

 

[Pseudomoniker]

1. If your lover/crush wanted to dress you up as a member of the opposite sex and it would just be the two of you would you let them?

**It happened to me once. Lost in strip poker and had to wear her bra and let her put makeup on me. I wasn't happy. Wouldn't do it again voluntarily. I don't like feeling ridiculous.

2. Have you ever began the process of oral sex and because of the smell retraced your steps back north?

**Yep. Some women are sweet, others not so sweet. No matter how much I might love doing it, if it tastes bad, I'll limit my exposure.

3. Women would you say your clit is small, average or large? Men what about your balls?

Average I guess.

4. Do you like a finger in your ass during oral sex?

No.

5. If you could dress your lover/crush up in one costume for sexual roleplaying what would it be? (for example?cowboy, construction worker, nurse, schoolgirl, dominatrix, etc)

Umm....schoolgirl? I'm blanking on this one.

6. If everyone who answered this thread agreed to meet in person (say no other homelife circumstances existed) would you play strip poker with the group?

Sure. But would we have to exchange favors if we ran out of clothes? The idea is actually *really* intriguing.

7. You ranked yourselves last time?when you imagine it ?how would you rate your crush/lover on a scale from 1-10 in the bedroom based on conversations you have had?

She thinks she's around a 7. If she lets me do what I'd like to do, she'll be higher than that.

8. If you walked in on your lover/crush having sex with another person what exactly would you do?

**Tell her I hope it was worth it, and move on, trying to find somebody who was interested in me.

9. When you are in the bathroom either brushing your teeth or shaving would it bother you if your partner came in a peed?

**Wouldn't bother me at all, as long as she didn't pee on me. Oddly enough, I'd feel a little embarrassed doing it myself.

10. What one thing does your lover/crush say online that drives you crazy with lust?

**I want to fuck you so badly.

11. Men after sex with a woman where you have cum inside her, would you go down on her immediately after?
Women would you allow him to crawl up your body and kiss you with some in his mouth?

**I would go down on her if she wanted, but would focus more on her clit than penetrating her with my tongue. Even though it came out of your own body, there are other things that leave your body you wouldn't want in your mouth too.

12. Where do you most commonly put your hands when kissing?

**Everywhere.

13. Would you let your lover pour candlewax on you? Do you think you would enjoy it?

**Maybe, but I'd be very tentative about it. I don't know if I would enjoy it...I'm leaning towards no, but not sure.

14. Do you like your toes sucked? Do you like sucking your lovers?

**I don't like my toes sucked. I'd suck my partner's toes of they were clean, like right after a shower. I'd rather suck her fingers.

15. Would you ever use nipple clamps? On your partner or yourself?

No. But if she wants to use 'em, I wouldn't mind.

 

[Pseudomoniker]

1. Who was the last one to cum in your last interlude with your lover/crush? Were you cybering, phoning, webcaming? Did both of you cum?

**I was, but she didn't know it. She had her webcam up, but it wasn't a show. It was just seeing her face as we were having a regular yahoo conversation. (explains why my response time was longer than usual, eh)

2. Typically, who do you like to initiate sex more?you or your lover?

**I'd prefer if she did. That way I'd know she wanted it.

3. If you could use one household item as a sexual lubricant what would you choose?

**soap. I don't think she'd want to have chocolate syrup that deep inside her.

4. Men have you ever lost your erection during sex? Do you know why? Women has this ever happened to you during sex?

**A few times, various reasons. Once because she ran dry, and the condom got insanely tight around me and hurt like hell. Another time I did it on purpose so I could get soft inside her and then we rocked just slightly so she could feel what it was like having an erection grow inside her. And another time, she was just so not into it and disinterested that I lost interest too.

5. If you met your lover/crush and their very attractive best friend hit on you, while your lover/crush didn?t see how would you handle it? Would you tell your lover/crush?

**I'd ask if she thought she could convince her friend into having a 3-some. It would honestly depend on the dynamics of the relationship at that point. If someone would get hurt, then I'd pass.

6. When you cum while you are on the computer what do you clean up with?

**The cat. (just kidding) A tissue.

7. Would you lick your lover/crush?s ass? Would you like it done to you?

**I'd stay away from the hole itself, but the rest of the ass is fine. I wouldn't want it done to me.

8. Men would it turn you on to know that while you were at a party your lover/crush was wearing no panties under her skirt? Women would it turn you on if your lover/crush asked you not to wear them?

**Absolutely.

9. If you could make one physical characteristic of your self small what would it be?

**If you mean 'smaller', I don't know if I would want anything on me smaller. Maybe the babyfat around my tummy.

10. What would you make larger?

**I suppose a couple extra inches couldn't hurt too much. But the leap from 6.5/7 to 8.5/9 would be more of a confidence boost than anything else.

11. If you had to name your one biggest sexual turn off what would it be?

**Passivity/lack of interest.

12. If your could do one thing to your lover while he or she slept,without waking them up,what would you do?

**Crawl under the covers, gently part her legs, and slowly lick her with long strokes to see if it would have any effect on her unconscious body.

13. What sexual act are you most in the mood to do with your lover/crush today?

**The hour-long eyes-closed exploration of her standing body with my mouth and tongue.

14. They say your porn name is determined by taking the name of the first pet you remember and the name of the first street you lived on and that would give you, your porn name..what would yours be?

Cute. Frisky Woodside.

 

[Freya]

1. Who was the last one to cum in your last interlude with your lover/crush? Were you cybering, phoning, webcaming? Did both of you cum?
Him, webcam, yes.

2. Typically, who do you like to initiate sex more…you or your lover?
him, which is not to say I don't.

3. If you could use one household item as a sexual lubricant what would you choose?
I guess whipped cream, or champagne

4. Men have you ever lost your erection during sex? Do you know why? Women has this ever happened to you during sex?
Yes - if they drink just the one too many.

5. If you met your lover/crush and their very attractive best friend hit on you, while your lover/crush didn’t see how would you handle it? Would you tell your lover/crush?
I'd back them off - I don't cheat. I would tell if I found it offensive, or if he didn't stop after I asked him to.

6. When you cum while you are on the computer what do you clean up with?
facecloth I guess

7. Would you lick your lover/crush’s ass? Would you like it done to you?
Again with my double standards. I do kinda like it, but can't see doing it to someone else.

8. Men would it turn you on to know that while you were at a party your lover/crush was wearing no panties under her skirt? Women would it turn you on if your lover/crush asked you not to wear them?
Oh god yes.

9. If you could make on physical characteristic of your self small what would it be?
my hips

10. What would you make larger?
my mouth

11. If you had to name your one biggest sexual turn off what would it be?
pain or self absorption

12. If your could do one thing to your lover while he or she slept,without waking them up,what would you do?
Wax his behind! *kidding* Actually I wish I could wake him up with a blowjob but apparently he sleeps on his tummy - butthead.

13. What sexual act are you most in the mood to do with your lover/crush today?
Today I would just to have a session of mutual pampering - hot bath together, wash each other's back and hair, back rubs, lots of soft touching and kisses, sit in bed and feed each other, then just lie together and be held.

14. They say your porn name is determined by taking the name of the first pet you remember and the name of the first street you lived on and that would give you, your porn name..what would yours be? Humphrey Metcalfe???!!!!