Answer this....

[naded]

Amber and Freya are most definately getting a little seat warming this evening before I go out.

 

[SexyAmber]

Amber and Freya are most definately getting a little seat warming this evening before I go out.

*frowns and looks at TSN* I swear I was not doing anything

*wonders what the obsession with smacking her ass is lately and thinks about getting iron panties*

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

*blinks* It's not me this time! I promise Sir

That's a good girl, I see you are trying to behave. Are you sure you are not instigating though?

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

*frowns and looks at TSN* I swear I was not doing anything

*wonders what the obsession with smacking her ass is lately and thinks about getting iron panties*

Oh no you didn't!!!!

You even think about getting iron panties again and I will assure you that thought never crosses your mind again.

 

[SexyAmber]

That's a good girl, I see you are trying to behave. Are you sure you are not instigating though?

Well you see...instigating is not really misbehaving I was really just supporting the comments made in a friendly and enthusiastic way *hopeful look*

 

[Pseudomoniker]

*frowns and looks at TSN* I swear I was not doing anything

*wonders what the obsession with smacking her ass is lately and thinks about getting iron panties*

Ohhh! You said Iron Panties!!! That reminded me of a song I wrote called "The Legend of the Iron Dildo". I never finished it, but here's a couple of the lyrics.


The stuff of folklore legend,
and epic tales of might.
The instruments of warcraft,
important as the fight.
History is scattered,
with weaponlore of old.
But this heroic ballad,
is seldom ever told.
It's the legend of the iron dildo.
The legend of the iron dildo.

2...3...4...

Arthur had Excalibur,
a finely forged claymore.
Mjolnir was the mythic hammer,
that belonged to Thor.
Yet neither blade nor mallet,
could match the awesome force,
of a 34 inch phallis,
and the threat of intercourse.
It's the legend of the iron dildo.
The legend of the iron dildo.

(there's a few more paragraphs, but that's the flavor of it)

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

Well you see...instigating is not really misbehaving I was really just supporting the comments made in a friendly and enthusiastic way *hopeful look*

Oh you think? Hmm, for some reason I don't see it that way. Am I going to have to teach you some manners?

 

[SexyAmber]

Oh you think? Hmm, for some reason I don't see it that way. Am I going to have to teach you some manners?

ummm *this is such a no win* If you see fit Sir


(LOL good song Pseudo)

 

[Freya]

Amber and Freya are most definately getting a little seat warming this evening before I go out.

As long as your hands aren't too busy on your own ass at the time!

 

[Freya]

Ohhh! You said Iron Panties!!! That reminded me of a song I wrote called "The Legend of the Iron Dildo". I never finished it, but here's a couple of the lyrics.


The stuff of folklore legend,
and epic tales of might.
The instruments of warcraft,
important as the fight.
History is scattered,
with weaponlore of old.
But this heroic ballad,
is seldom ever told.
It's the legend of the iron dildo.
The legend of the iron dildo.

2...3...4...

Arthur had Excalibur,
a finely forged claymore.
Mjolnir was the mythic hammer,
that belonged to Thor.
Yet neither blade nor mallet,
could match the awesome force,
of a 34 inch phallis,
and the threat of intercourse.
It's the legend of the iron dildo.
The legend of the iron dildo.

(there's a few more paragraphs, but that's the flavor of it)

LMAO! Great song!

 

[SexyAmber]

1. Men: do you like to cum on a woman’s face? Women: Do you like that?

2. If you could get 50% more one of these without any ramifications what would you get...Better Looks..More Money..More Intelligence?

3. Do you like anal sex?

4. Who seduces your mind the most?

5. If you could decide what will be written on your gravestone, what would you have inscribed?

6. If you could have been any person from history who would you want to have been?

7. If you could have one person you know as your slave for one month who would you choose and why?

8. If you could have sex with two people simultaneously who would you pick?

9. If you lit crush asked to meet in person eventually would you consider it?

10. If you could watch your lover/crush have sex with anyone else in Lit who would it be?

11. Has anyone on lit tried to blatantly fuck you through pms that you didnt know? how did you respond?

 

[Freya]

1. Men: do you like to cum on a woman’s face? Women: Do you like that? Nope, body shots are fine- but not face or hair.

2. If you could get 50% more one of these without any ramifications what would you get...Better Looks..More Money..More Intelligence? Right now money

3. Do you like anal sex? Yes

4. Who seduces your mind the most? Lately him, although it's more of an intriguement (word?) than a seduction

5. If you could decide what will be written on your gravestone, what would you have inscribed? She gave it the ole college try!

6. If you could have been any person from history who would you want to have been? Have to think on that one.

7. If you could have one person you know as your slave for one month who would you choose and why? Sex slave - I'd go with him on this one too. As a personal slave, I think I'd pick my fwb, just to make him pay a bit for being such an ass.

8. If you could have sex with two people simultaneously who would you pick? Right now, there's only one person I really want to fuck - and fuck hard and long too.

9. If you lit crush asked to meet in person eventually would you consider it? umm, yes

10. If you could watch your lover/crush have sex with anyone else in Lit who would it be? Nobody, I don't share well with others

11. Has anyone on lit tried to blatantly fuck you through pms that you didnt know? how did you respond? Yes, quite a few times. Response varies on how polite they are about it.

 

[plzur her]

Ambers Questionaire

1. Men: do you like to cum on a woman’s face? Women: Do you like that? Not really necessary. Would prefer to cum between your breasts.

2. If you could get 50% more one of these without any ramifications what would you get...Better Looks..More Money..More Intelligence? More money could help fund the other two!

3. Do you like anal sex? What ever my partner wanted I would Plz her!

4. Who seduces your mind the most? Amber and Freya

5. If you could decide what will be written on your gravestone, what would you have inscribed? "never got enough sex!"

6. If you could have been any person from history who would you want to have been? A gorgeous woman.. Love to find out what its like to be on the recieving end and have breasts!

7. If you could have one person you know as your slave for one month who would you choose and why? I would rather be the slave.

8. If you could have sex with two people simultaneously who would you pick? Amber and Freya

9. If you lit crush asked to meet in person eventually would you consider it? Probably in public.

10. If you could watch your lover/crush have sex with anyone else in Lit who would it be? Freya and Amber

11. Has anyone on lit tried to blatantly fuck you through pms that you didnt know? how did you respond? Not yet but keep hoping..

 

[naded]

1. Men: do you like to cum on a woman’s face? Women: Do you like that?

If she is ok with it I am game

2. If you could get 50% more one of these without any ramifications what would you get...Better Looks..More Money..More Intelligence?

More intelligence

3. Do you like anal sex?

um, heh heh

4. Who seduces your mind the most?

Summer

5. If you could decide what will be written on your gravestone, what would you have inscribed?

Here lays a son, a father and a damn proud American

6. If you could have been any person from history who would you want to have been?

Cpl Jamie Smith, a friend, a soldier and a hero

7. If you could have one person you know as your slave for one month who would you choose and why?

My boss, cause damn he deserves to be humbled

8. If you could have sex with two people simultaneously who would you pick?

Summer and Amber (I mean my god, who wouldn't)

9. If you lit crush asked to meet in person eventually would you consider it?

HELL YES

10. If you could watch your lover/crush have sex with anyone else in Lit who would it be?

Amber or Freya because I trust them

11. Has anyone on lit tried to blatantly fuck you through pms that you didnt know? how did you respond?

Yes, asked them to kindly at least introduce themselves.

 

[jak_jism]

Jumping in.....

1. Men: do you like to cum on a woman’s face? Women: Do you like that? Yes, but I prefer "body" shots.

2. If you could get 50% more one of these without any ramifications what would you get...Better Looks..More Money..More Intelligence? I'll take more intelligence, thnak you.

3. Do you like anal sex? Yes and my third wife was kind enough to introduce it to me.

4. Who seduces your mind the most? My 21 year old co-worker.

5. If you could decide what will be written on your gravestone, what would you have inscribed? "He died living"

6. If you could have been any person from history who would you want to have been? I'll have to stick with me.

7. If you could have one person you know as your slave for one month who would you choose and why? My oldest (38) step-daughter; 2nd marriage. I'd love to have her around that much.

8. If you could have sex with two people simultaneously who would you pick? My second wife and her daughter daughter who is my oldest step-daughter. Wife would be 32 as when we met and daughter L... would be 38 as she is. My...that fantasy never crossed before. Though it might offend, L... is the love of my life.

9. If you lit crush asked to meet in person eventually would you consider it? Depends on proximity.

10. If you could watch your lover/crush have sex with anyone else in Lit who would it be? Look in the mirror....

11. Has anyone on lit tried to blatantly fuck you through pms that you didnt know? how did you respond? Sadly, I'm still waiting to be blatantly fucked via a pm from anyone at Lit....

 

[SexyAmber]

1. Men: do you like to cum on a woman’s face? Women: Do you like that?
It doesn't bother me but he better help me clean up afterward and not just start talking

2. If you could get 50% more one of these without any ramifications what would you get...Better Looks..More Money..More Intelligence?
More money right now

3. Do you like anal sex?
Never had it...REALLLLLLLLLLLY want to try it but I would have to be with someone who i know wouldn't hurt me and would be patient the first time

4. Who seduces your mind the most?
Shawn

5. If you could decide what will be written on your gravestone, what would you have inscribed?
"Buried Alive" - just so people would be like OMG

6. If you could have been any person from history who would you want to have been?
Queen Elizabeth Tudor

7. If you could have one person you know as your slave for one month who would you choose and why?
Shawn because he is incredibly sexy and having a dominant personality watching his face when I ordered him around would be priceless

8. If you could have sex with two people simultaneously who would you pick?
Shawn and a women we didn't know with no emotional attachment

9. If you lit crush asked to meet in person eventually would you consider it?
yes

10. If you could watch your lover/crush have sex with anyone else in Lit who would it be?
Fuck me I hate this question....Naded *ducks so he won't hit me* because I trust him and he doesn't have a pussy

11. Has anyone on lit tried to blatantly fuck you through pms that you didnt know? how did you respond?
Yes and I don't respond to those

 

[SexyAmber]

Oh no you didn't!!!!

You even think about getting iron panties again and I will assure you that thought never crosses your mind again.

But Sir you could have the key *smiles sweetly*

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

1. Men: do you like to cum on a woman’s face? Women: Do you like that? I would do it, but only is she was comfortable with it.

2. If you could get 50% more one of these without any ramifications what would you get...Better Looks..More Money..More Intelligence? Intelligence, there is no substitute!

3. Do you like anal sex? Oh god yes. What's not to like?

4. Who seduces your mind the most? Amber, who else did you think I would say. LOL

5. If you could decide what will be written on your gravestone, what would you have inscribed? Answer to only yourself, live for today, love like there is no tomorrow and stop wasting your time here talking to dead people. Go live life to it's fullest and regret nothing.

6. If you could have been any person from history who would you want to have been? Myself, I have to see how this journey ends.

7. If you could have one person you know as your slave for one month who would you choose and why? I wouldn't choose a person to be my slave for a whole month. I think that is too long, but while role playing is fun, not for a month. Saying that, Amber will you be my slave for a day? LOL

8. If you could have sex with two people simultaneously who would you pick? Amber and whoever she wanted.

9. If you lit crush asked to meet in person eventually would you consider it? Without question.

10. If you could watch your lover/crush have sex with anyone else in Lit who would it be? If she wanted to do it, whoever she wanted as long as I knew I was the only one for her. Guess that don't make much sense, but it does in my head.

11. Has anyone on lit tried to blatantly fuck you through pms that you didnt know? how did you respond? Yes and my response had always been "thanx".

 

[naded]

The return of Naded's Naughty List

Back by request


1. If you could say just one sentence to the Pope, what would it be?

2. Having sex with story or fable characters. Men: Pippi Longstockings or Snow White? Women: Lancelot or Alf?

3. Strangest place you have ever had sex?

4. Are you a member of the mile high club?

5. Most usual sexual thing you have done?

6. Sex and fruit?

7. Are you verbal in bed? If yes, favorite words to say?

8. Who just pisses you right off?

9. Favorite thread on Lit?

10. 1 thing that should never be said during sex?

 

[naded]

1. If you could say just one sentence to the Pope, what would it be?

Ok, let me get this straight, no to abortions (not implying I approve or disapprove) but ALSO no to contraceptives?

2. Having sex with story or fable characters. Men: Pippi Longstockings or Snow White? Women: Lancelot or Alf?

Snow White, she's gotta be wild in bed

3. Strangest place you have ever had sex?

Topeka Kansas

4. Are you a member of the mile high club?

Oh yes

5. Most usual sexual thing you have done?

Um, I did twins once. Had no clue, they were identical and they didn't tell me they were sisters, found out later

6. Sex and fruit?

Hmmm, actually depends on the fruit, peaches are FUN

7. Are you verbal in bed? If yes, favorite words to say?

I can be verbal and mostly it's words that would make sailors blush

8. Who just pisses you right off?

Religious Fanatics

9. Favorite thread on Lit?

Literotica Bad Boyz Club

10. 1 thing that should never be said during sex?

Damn sis, your good!

 

[SexyAmber]

Re: The return of Naded's Naughty List

Back by request


1. If you could say just one sentence to the Pope, what would it be?
Can I wear your hat?

2. Having sex with story or fable characters. Men: Pippi Longstockings or Snow White? Women: Lancelot or Alf?
Lancelot

3. Strangest place you have ever had sex?
18th hole of augusta national golf course

4. Are you a member of the mile high club?
No I can barely get myself organized in those bathrooms

5. Most usual sexual thing you have done?
I am assuming you mean unusual you freak and probably sex in front of other people...I really don't consider much unusual

6. Sex and fruit?
Yes please

7. Are you verbal in bed? If yes, favorite words to say?
Yes ...depends on my mood but am a big fan of "I need you inside me"

8. Who just pisses you right off?
Oh boy I am not even going there

9. Favorite thread on Lit?
Bad Boyz Club

10. 1 thing that should never be said during sex?
Is it in yet?

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

Re: The return of Naded's Naughty List

1. If you could say just one sentence to the Pope, what would it be? Did you get that outfit from Elton John?

2. Having sex with story or fable characters. Men: Pippi Longstockings or Snow White? Women: Lancelot or Alf? Snow White, She would have to be so tight after all them midgets.

3. Strangest place you have ever had sex? In the back seat of a Jeep (if you can call it that) with the top down outside of a club in Fells Point. Got caught by the police. Thank god he was a former Marine. Semper Fi!

4. Are you a member of the mile high club? Not yet.

5. Most usual sexual thing you have done? I had a woman try chocking me once without asking. I don't think she liked the way the wall tasted.

6. Sex and fruit? Very nice. I really liked what I did to Amber in the mansion and would love to do that for real.

7. Are you verbal in bed? If yes, favorite words to say? Yes. That's it baby, cum for me.

8. Who just pisses you right off? Anyone who tries to force there views on me.

9. Favorite thread on Lit? Bad boyz club but this one is a tight second.

10. 1 thing that should never be said during sex? Ewwwww, was that you or me?

 

[Freya]

Re: The return of Naded's Naughty List

Back by request


1. If you could say just one sentence to the Pope, what would it be? Pull your head out of your ass, and get with the times man!

2. Having sex with story or fable characters. Men: Pippi Longstockings or Snow White? Women: Lancelot or Alf? umm Lancelot (although I'd totally do Alf!)

3. Strangest place you have ever had sex? one of those round, red slides in a park - or in the lake at a crowded tourist area

4. Are you a member of the mile high club? No

5. Most usual sexual thing you have done? Unusual? 4 some

6. Sex and fruit? Sure

7. Are you verbal in bed? If yes, favorite words to say? Not a lot, but I say "Oh God! Oh Fuck! Fuck me harder!" things like that

8. Who just pisses you right off? My dad at times

9. Favorite thread on Lit? TC, or mine

10. 1 thing that should never be said during sex? Is it in yet?

 

[redelicious]

1. Describe your penis/vagina using only one word for each starting with the letters... T ... S....N..

*Tight . . . .smooth . . . . .nummy (lol)

2. Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings or Star Wars?

*star wars

3. Have you ever tasted your own cum? Describe it?

*yep, um sweet, light . . .

4. What makes you cum the hardest?

*thinking of him inside me

5. Name the most recent thing said to you that made you wet/hard immediately.

*ummm . . .something about desert

6. Men ..boxers or briefs..women thong or not?

*noooo

7. Do you like to give spankings? Do you like be spanked?

*I would LIKE to be spanked, does that count?

8. Complete
Hard ________cock
Soft ________kisses
Smooth ________skin
Rough ________sex

9. Do you like foreplay or like getting right to the sex?

*foreplay please

10. Describe the best cyber you ever had…no names necessary.
*very, very intense - amazing connection established

 

[lady_deanna]

try to get some work done, and look what happens!

posted 09-28-2002 03:44 PM             
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1. Men: do you like to cum on a woman’s face? Women: Do you like that?
no, i don't like it

2. If you could get 50% more one of these without any ramifications what would you get...Better Looks..More Money..More Intelligence?
more money would be really helpful about now

3. Do you like anal sex?
provided trust, patience and a lot 'o lube

4. Who seduces your mind the most?
there's this one guy I've met recently...

5. If you could decide what will be written on your gravestone, what would you have inscribed?
i plan to be cremated, so hopefully no one will be wasting money on one of those

6. If you could have been any person from history who would you want to have been? A Celtic woman in ancient times

7. If you could have one person you know as your slave for one month who would you choose and why? no idea

8. If you could have sex with two people simultaneously who would you pick?
stumped again

9. If you lit crush asked to meet in person eventually would you consider it? definately

10. If you could watch your lover/crush have sex with anyone else in Lit who would it be? couldn't handle that

11. Has anyone on lit tried to blatantly fuck you through pms that you didnt know? how did you respond? sort of, and denied PMs after a while... i think it was a kid