Answer These Questions, Win Something (Maybe)
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MsMuffet
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Do you color your hair?
Only my colorist knows for sure.
Do you have pets? Describe.
3 surrogate dogs - a family of yippy lap dogs and 1 surrogate kitty... meaning they are not really mine.
Do you have game?
Damn right I do!
What freaks you out?
Only my colorist knows for sure.
Who's that looking over your shoulder?
It's only the spider.
Complete this sentence: "Life is..."
...a means to an end.
Do flocks of geese laugh at you on a regular basis?
With the right company, they land on my skin on a regular basis.
Who are you? I mean really? If someone asked you to say who you really are... what would say?
Kiss me and find out.
Only my colorist knows for sure.
Do you have pets? Describe.
3 surrogate dogs - a family of yippy lap dogs and 1 surrogate kitty... meaning they are not really mine.
Do you have game?
Damn right I do!
What freaks you out?
Only my colorist knows for sure.
Who's that looking over your shoulder?
It's only the spider.
Complete this sentence: "Life is..."
...a means to an end.
Do flocks of geese laugh at you on a regular basis?
With the right company, they land on my skin on a regular basis.
Who are you? I mean really? If someone asked you to say who you really are... what would say?
Kiss me and find out.
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Do you color your hair?
Yup when the mood strikes.
Do you have pets? Describe.
Nope. I would like to have a plant one day.
Do you have game?
Nope...
What freaks you out?
antidisestablishmentarianism and the parrot that keeps going on about it.
Who's that looking over your shoulder?
My shadow
Complete this sentence: "Life is..."
like a piggy bank. You only get out of it what you put in.
Do flocks of geese laugh at you on a regular basis?
No, but something has to be done about the ocelot on the next block
Who are you? I mean really? If someone asked you to say who you really are... what would say?
I am me, nothing more nothing less. Not so exotic a bit erotic occasionaly quixotic. A work in progress.
Yup when the mood strikes.
Do you have pets? Describe.
Nope. I would like to have a plant one day.
Do you have game?
Nope...
What freaks you out?
antidisestablishmentarianism and the parrot that keeps going on about it.
Who's that looking over your shoulder?
My shadow
Complete this sentence: "Life is..."
like a piggy bank. You only get out of it what you put in.
Do flocks of geese laugh at you on a regular basis?
No, but something has to be done about the ocelot on the next block
Who are you? I mean really? If someone asked you to say who you really are... what would say?
I am me, nothing more nothing less. Not so exotic a bit erotic occasionaly quixotic. A work in progress.
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Dillinger said:
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Hey, nobody said "A Whale" as their pet!
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Luscious Lioness said:
100 gallon?
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snowbunnie
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Do you color your hair?
Only my hairdresser knows for sure.
Do you have pets? Describe.
Two cats, one straight from the gates of hell.
Do you have game?
Which one?
What freaks you out?
The next question
Who's that looking over your shoulder?
There's someone looking over my shoulder?
Complete this sentence: "Life is..."
like a bucking bronco, ride it for all it's worth.
Do flocks of geese laugh at you on a regular basis?
Is that why they're laughing?
Who are you? I mean really? If someone asked you to say who you really are... what would say?
I'm the one your momma warned you about
Only my hairdresser knows for sure.
Do you have pets? Describe.
Two cats, one straight from the gates of hell.
Do you have game?
Which one?
What freaks you out?
The next question
Who's that looking over your shoulder?
There's someone looking over my shoulder?
Complete this sentence: "Life is..."
like a bucking bronco, ride it for all it's worth.
Do flocks of geese laugh at you on a regular basis?
Is that why they're laughing?
Who are you? I mean really? If someone asked you to say who you really are... what would say?
I'm the one your momma warned you about
sweet soft kiss
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Getting to know you... getting to know all about you...)
Do you color your hair? ?yes... but just back to my natural almost black.
Do you have pets? Describe 4 year old spoiled rotten bundle of energy with a face only I can love... he's a boston terrier... some people call them boston terrors.
Do you have game? Not really.... I love sports, but I am a couch athelete at heart.
What freaks you out? the body under my bed.... have had that fear ever since I was a kid and saw "The Tomb of Ligia"
Who's that looking over your shoulder? It had better be no one... I live alone... Unless it's... ARRGH... LIGIA!!!
Complete this sentence: "Life is..." to be enjoyed.... but the worst of times make the best of times sweeter.
Do flocks of geese laugh at you on a regular basis? I assume so... don't you?
Who are you? I mean really? If someone asked you to say who you really are... what would say semi-normal... semi abby normal... above average intelligence... smart mouth... opinionated... thin skinned... good sense of humor... low maintance and pretty enough to get away with it.... addicted to using elipsies instead of punctuation.
Do you color your hair? ?yes... but just back to my natural almost black.
Do you have pets? Describe 4 year old spoiled rotten bundle of energy with a face only I can love... he's a boston terrier... some people call them boston terrors.
Do you have game? Not really.... I love sports, but I am a couch athelete at heart.
What freaks you out? the body under my bed.... have had that fear ever since I was a kid and saw "The Tomb of Ligia"
Who's that looking over your shoulder? It had better be no one... I live alone... Unless it's... ARRGH... LIGIA!!!
Complete this sentence: "Life is..." to be enjoyed.... but the worst of times make the best of times sweeter.
Do flocks of geese laugh at you on a regular basis? I assume so... don't you?
Who are you? I mean really? If someone asked you to say who you really are... what would say semi-normal... semi abby normal... above average intelligence... smart mouth... opinionated... thin skinned... good sense of humor... low maintance and pretty enough to get away with it.... addicted to using elipsies instead of punctuation.
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teddybear4play
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Oh boy, I love these threads!Dillinger said:
Do you color your hair?
I never have, but I want to go blonde once just to see how it would look, and to shock the shit out of my father. I'll wait until I'm at a point in my life where it won't affect my career, though.
Do you have pets? Describe.
We have a dog that enjoys tearing the shit out of anything not bolted down to the floor. There's two pictures and a short description here.
Do you have game?
I have mad skizzills and my game is tizzity-tight, yo.
What freaks you out?
Snakes and large dogs.
Who's that looking over your shoulder?
The dog. He's jealous of this mystical conveyance that occupies time that, in his opinion, I ought to be spending with him. I know this because he jealously attacked the computer once.
Complete this sentence: "Life is..."
I don't fucking know.
Do flocks of geese laugh at you on a regular basis?
Most animals do. And small children. And large children. And adults.
Who are you? I mean really? If someone asked you to say who you really are... what would say?
Anyone who asks this question thinking I can respond in one sentence deserves whatever smartass answer I can come up with.
So, I am Keyser Soze. Boogety boogety boo.
TB4p
Do you color your hair? No, it's going grey all by itself...
Do you have pets? Describe. not any more, but when I was younger and still living with my parents we always had cats.
Do you have game? As in fowl? No. As in playing? I have many.
What freaks you out? Very little. I'm easy going and extremely adaptable. I hate being tied up though, hence the last person to try got hurt.
Who's that looking over your shoulder? You tell me, they're behind me. You can see them better than me.
Complete this sentence: "Life is...interesting"
Do flocks of geese laugh at you on a regular basis? No, but they do seem to make this honking noise a lot...
Who are you? I mean really? If someone asked you to say who you really are... what would say? I hate to be boring, but I'm me. I don't easily translate into words, I'm much more actions. Meet me and find out.
Do you have pets? Describe. not any more, but when I was younger and still living with my parents we always had cats.
Do you have game? As in fowl? No. As in playing? I have many.
What freaks you out? Very little. I'm easy going and extremely adaptable. I hate being tied up though, hence the last person to try got hurt.
Who's that looking over your shoulder? You tell me, they're behind me. You can see them better than me.
Complete this sentence: "Life is...interesting"
Do flocks of geese laugh at you on a regular basis? No, but they do seem to make this honking noise a lot...
Who are you? I mean really? If someone asked you to say who you really are... what would say? I hate to be boring, but I'm me. I don't easily translate into words, I'm much more actions. Meet me and find out.
shyybabe
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Do you color your hair? No, never have, never will.
Do you have pets? Describe. Right now two cats and four lizards.
Do you have game? I'm thinking not.
What freaks you out? Trust, I have serious trust issues.
Who's that looking over your shoulder? Jenny, the black and white furball. She's my shadow.
Complete this sentence: "Life is... a rollercoaster."
Do flocks of geese laugh at you on a regular basis? Yes especially when I'm doing my usual silliness outside.
Who are you? I mean really? If someone asked you to say who you really are... what would say? A daughter and a mom. The woman is still trying to find out who she is.
Do you have pets? Describe. Right now two cats and four lizards.
Do you have game? I'm thinking not.
What freaks you out? Trust, I have serious trust issues.
Who's that looking over your shoulder? Jenny, the black and white furball. She's my shadow.
Complete this sentence: "Life is... a rollercoaster."
Do flocks of geese laugh at you on a regular basis? Yes especially when I'm doing my usual silliness outside.
Who are you? I mean really? If someone asked you to say who you really are... what would say? A daughter and a mom. The woman is still trying to find out who she is.
Arc da Rat
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Do you color your hair?
No ... Well not in the last 10 year or more.
Do you have pets? Describe.
I have 4 house cats & several outdoor ones
Do you have game?
Yes, considering that I have 4 game systems, a computer & a Game Boy
What freaks you out?
Stuff that I thought I would never see or hear.
Who's that looking over your shoulder?
Probably a Ghost.
Complete this sentence: "Life is..."
... what you make of it.
Do flocks of geese laugh at you on a regular basis?
No ... my cats probably.
Who are you? I mean really? If someone asked you to say who you really are... what would say?
Really I didn't not know that.
No ... Well not in the last 10 year or more.
Do you have pets? Describe.
I have 4 house cats & several outdoor ones
Do you have game?
Yes, considering that I have 4 game systems, a computer & a Game Boy
What freaks you out?
Stuff that I thought I would never see or hear.
Who's that looking over your shoulder?
Probably a Ghost.
Complete this sentence: "Life is..."
... what you make of it.
Do flocks of geese laugh at you on a regular basis?
No ... my cats probably.
Who are you? I mean really? If someone asked you to say who you really are... what would say?
Really I didn't not know that.
cgraven
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Do you color your hair?
A mute point as I am bald.
Do you have pets? Describe.
Yes two Boston terriers that are fully convinced that they are four legged people.
Do you have game?
That can be taken many ways. I am not player; I respect women to much for that.
What freaks you out?
Snakes and high places.
Who's that looking over your shoulder?
The Ghost of Christmas past.
Complete this sentence: "Life is..."
Life is and adventure to be lived not a problem to be solved.
Do flocks of geese laugh at you on a regular basis?
Yes, but it is a shared joke, remind me to tell you some day.
Who are you? I mean really? If someone asked you to say who you really are... what would say?
A wandering soul in search of what ever lies just over the horizon.
A mute point as I am bald.
Do you have pets? Describe.
Yes two Boston terriers that are fully convinced that they are four legged people.
Do you have game?
That can be taken many ways. I am not player; I respect women to much for that.
What freaks you out?
Snakes and high places.
Who's that looking over your shoulder?
The Ghost of Christmas past.
Complete this sentence: "Life is..."
Life is and adventure to be lived not a problem to be solved.
Do flocks of geese laugh at you on a regular basis?
Yes, but it is a shared joke, remind me to tell you some day.
Who are you? I mean really? If someone asked you to say who you really are... what would say?
A wandering soul in search of what ever lies just over the horizon.
Dillinger
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To be fair, I believe its now my turn:
Do you color your hair?
What hair?
Do you have pets? Describe.
3 Siamese cats. They're wonderful.
Do you have game?
I'm a rim-rocker. I'll take anyone on in b-ball.
What freaks you out?
Freaks.
Who's that looking over your shoulder?
My conscience.
Complete this sentence: "Life is..."
Life is a cabaret, then you die. Or something like that. And life is a circus of fools without any rules. What led me to this philosophy? Well... there was one specific incident... Let me tell you about my predicament:
She was lean, mean and clean, but she was also the Dean. She broke my heart before our romance could even start. You see, I was a student at Kent and I studied Parliament. She was the Dean of Women and I saw her swimmin' and that's when I fell in love.
She had this policy though that love was a no no, never do the hoddy-toddy with any student body. I said I wouldn't be daunted 'cause it was only she I wanted. But her way I refused to see, so she went and expelled me.
So that's my story in all its unglory and thats why I say life is a circus of fools because we're all going to lose and life is a cabaret because I can't get a good lay.
Do flocks of geese laugh at you on a regular basis?
Yes, unfortunately they do. That's why I asked this question in the first place - I was wondering if it was just me, you know?
Who are you? I mean really? If someone asked you to say who you really are... what would say?
I am that I am.
Do you color your hair?
What hair?
Do you have pets? Describe.
3 Siamese cats. They're wonderful.
Do you have game?
I'm a rim-rocker. I'll take anyone on in b-ball.
What freaks you out?
Freaks.
Who's that looking over your shoulder?
My conscience.
Complete this sentence: "Life is..."
Life is a cabaret, then you die. Or something like that. And life is a circus of fools without any rules. What led me to this philosophy? Well... there was one specific incident... Let me tell you about my predicament:
She was lean, mean and clean, but she was also the Dean. She broke my heart before our romance could even start. You see, I was a student at Kent and I studied Parliament. She was the Dean of Women and I saw her swimmin' and that's when I fell in love.
She had this policy though that love was a no no, never do the hoddy-toddy with any student body. I said I wouldn't be daunted 'cause it was only she I wanted. But her way I refused to see, so she went and expelled me.
So that's my story in all its unglory and thats why I say life is a circus of fools because we're all going to lose and life is a cabaret because I can't get a good lay.
Do flocks of geese laugh at you on a regular basis?
Yes, unfortunately they do. That's why I asked this question in the first place - I was wondering if it was just me, you know?
Who are you? I mean really? If someone asked you to say who you really are... what would say?
I am that I am.
cheesysusie
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Where are the prizes, Dillykins?
nitengale
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Do you color your hair? Absolutely! Every 6 weeks. A pretty auburn shade...with natural (LOL) highlights
Do you have pets? Describe. Did Noah charge an ark?
Do you have game? First name "nitengale" last name "Bradley"
What freaks you out? Bullentin boards filled with sex crazed people.
Who's that looking over your shoulder? My dead uncle Herbert.
Complete this sentence: "Life is..." a fucking joy ride."
Do flocks of geese laugh at you on a regular basis? No, but I am leery of the squirrels outside my window.
Who are you? I mean really? If someone asked you to say who you really are... what would say? I am me.
Do you have pets? Describe. Did Noah charge an ark?
Do you have game? First name "nitengale" last name "Bradley"
What freaks you out? Bullentin boards filled with sex crazed people.
Who's that looking over your shoulder? My dead uncle Herbert.
Complete this sentence: "Life is..." a fucking joy ride."
Do flocks of geese laugh at you on a regular basis? No, but I am leery of the squirrels outside my window.
Who are you? I mean really? If someone asked you to say who you really are... what would say? I am me.
Ladybird
Tart with a heart
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Do you color your hair?
Keep a secret? Yes, I enhance my natural blonde colour.
Do you have pets? Describe.
Not really, or not at the moment at least. There was a little mouse running around this room for a week or so. I got quite used to his company, and named him Ben. He disappeared then, I don't think he was comfortable to the reference to Michael Jackson.
Do you have game?
Do I have a game.. do you mean, am I on the game? Either way the answer is no.
What does 'have a game' mean?
What freaks you out?
Snakes and cockroaches, I can't even bear to think about them.
Who's that looking over your shoulder?
Isn't it you? That penis sure looks familiar.
Complete this sentence: "Life is..."
what you want it to be.
Do flocks of geese laugh at you on a regular basis?
No, just Kookaburra's.
Who are you? I mean really? If someone asked you to say who you really are... what would say?
I am what I appear to be, I don't play games. I am a good friend, a confident lover, and a natural nurturer.
Did I win??
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Keep a secret? Yes, I enhance my natural blonde colour.
Do you have pets? Describe.
Not really, or not at the moment at least. There was a little mouse running around this room for a week or so. I got quite used to his company, and named him Ben. He disappeared then, I don't think he was comfortable to the reference to Michael Jackson.
Do you have game?
Do I have a game.. do you mean, am I on the game? Either way the answer is no.
What does 'have a game' mean?
What freaks you out?
Snakes and cockroaches, I can't even bear to think about them.
Who's that looking over your shoulder?
Isn't it you? That penis sure looks familiar.
Complete this sentence: "Life is..."
what you want it to be.
Do flocks of geese laugh at you on a regular basis?
No, just Kookaburra's.
Who are you? I mean really? If someone asked you to say who you really are... what would say?
I am what I appear to be, I don't play games. I am a good friend, a confident lover, and a natural nurturer.
Did I win??
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sweetheart w/ great AVs
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Do you color your hair?
Only the grey ones and I've had them since my early 20's.
Do you have pets? Describe.
2 Rotties and 3 cats
Do you have game?
No, but I got milk!
What freaks you out?
Why?!? What have you heard????
Who's that looking over your shoulder?
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
Complete this sentence: "Life is..."
"....just a bowl of cherries."
Do flocks of geese laugh at you on a regular basis?
Nah. I feed them bread and crackers all the time. They like me. They poop on the neighbor's cars.
Who are you? I mean really? If someone asked you to say who you really are... what would say?
I am who I am. If it bothers some, I'm sorry. But I can only be who I am.
Only the grey ones and I've had them since my early 20's.
Do you have pets? Describe.
2 Rotties and 3 cats
Do you have game?
No, but I got milk!
What freaks you out?
Why?!? What have you heard????
Who's that looking over your shoulder?
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
Complete this sentence: "Life is..."
"....just a bowl of cherries."
Do flocks of geese laugh at you on a regular basis?
Nah. I feed them bread and crackers all the time. They like me. They poop on the neighbor's cars.
Who are you? I mean really? If someone asked you to say who you really are... what would say?
I am who I am. If it bothers some, I'm sorry. But I can only be who I am.
