Answer first, then question

[Five_Inch_Heels]

A: Well, I've had 20 years to recover and exercise.












Q: Damn Mom, how is your pussy still so tight after my big ass head came out of there?

 

[sirhugs]

Is this appearing in a Mom/son story near here?

 

[SimonDoom]

Answer: Sigh. You're going to make me work even harder for this than I expected.

Question: Mom, why aren't you wearing panties?

 

[MillieDynamite]

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.


Q: I thought you were going out with the Bush sisters, why are in your room jacking off?

 

[GuiltyCowboy]

A: One says ‘hey, you, get off of my cloud’ and the other says ‘hey, McCloud, get off my ewe’.





Q: what’s the difference between a Rolling Stone and a Scottish farmer?

 

[SkyBubble]

Is this Jeopardy!?

 

[sirhugs]

Is this Jeopardy!?

Nude Jeopardy!!!- why didn't I think of that as a NND idea?
actually Strip Jeopardy might make a better story...