Another weird American pastime

[RenzaJones]

Tightens the...ABS!!!!!! You don't want to have a big belly like Renza......she says she pregnant, but I think it's beer!

lol beer and swine no doubt

 

[Guest]

are you sure it's the creative juices that are flowing?

Quite!

It's all your bloody fault!

Lou

 

[RenzaJones]

Quite!

It's all your bloody fault!

Lou

lol well if I got your juices flowing I'll gladly take the "blame"

 

[Guest]

lol well if I got your juices flowing I'll gladly take the "blame"

Good, and so you should!

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Will you guys stop with all this innuendo, I've can't light the dynamite!
I'm going to have the first annual AH fish fry/orgy. It should be easy to batter dip them, they will already be in bite size pieces!

 

[RenzaJones]

Will you guys stop with all this innuendo, I've can't light the dynamite!
I'm going to have the first annual AH fish fry/orgy. It should be easy to batter dip them, they will already be in bite size pieces!

just make sure you get the lead out

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I love to fish. I also always carry a gun with me when fishing. Not for the fish, but back home in Mississippi you were almost as likely to hook a water moccasin as a fish. On such occasions you are significantly better off with a firearm. But an 8mm Mauser??? I own one of those and let me tell you, they are heavy and the kick is nasty. They were made for killing people, and have been adapted for deer, but a fish???? Unless it's jaws, that's overkill on a federal budget scale!

-Colly

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I love to fish. I also always carry a gun with me when fishing. Not for the fish, but back home in Mississippi you were almost as likely to hook a water moccasin as a fish. On such occasions you are significantly better off with a firearm. But an 8mm Mauser??? I own one of those and let me tell you, they are heavy and the kick is nasty. They were made for killing people, and have been adapted for deer, but a fish???? Unless it's jaws, that's overkill on a federal budget scale!

-Colly

Okay, Colly has weapons..........now I'm scared!!!!!!!!

 

[cloudy]

I love to fish. I also always carry a gun with me when fishing. Not for the fish, but back home in Mississippi you were almost as likely to hook a water moccasin as a fish. On such occasions you are significantly better off with a firearm. But an 8mm Mauser??? I own one of those and let me tell you, they are heavy and the kick is nasty. They were made for killing people, and have been adapted for deer, but a fish???? Unless it's jaws, that's overkill on a federal budget scale!

-Colly

Water moccasins are nasty! And don't forget those lovely copperheads....friendly things.

We have a 410 shotgun my husband calls the "snake charmer" that we take with us.

 

[mcfbridge]

I love to fish. I also always carry a gun with me when fishing. Not for the fish, but back home in Mississippi you were almost as likely to hook a water moccasin as a fish. On such occasions you are significantly better off with a firearm. But an 8mm Mauser??? I own one of those and let me tell you, they are heavy and the kick is nasty. They were made for killing people, and have been adapted for deer, but a fish???? Unless it's jaws, that's overkill on a federal budget scale!

-Colly

Never hooked a cottonmouth, but we did pull in some large snappers. Guns were also useful for disposing of large turtles.

 

[Guest]

We don't get moccasins in the water over here, just the occasional welly boot.

Lou

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Okay, Colly has weapons..........now I'm scared!!!!!!!!

What kind of conservative would I be if I didn't own a closet full of guns? Not to mention my archaic weapons collection. You should see me with the Claymore, it's taller than I am!

-Colly

 

[cloudy]

What kind of conservative would I be if I didn't own a closet full of guns? Not to mention my archaic weapons collection. You should see me with the Claymore, it's taller than I am!

-Colly

I think its a Southern thing, Colly. My husband buys a new gun like he's going out to buy a pack of cigarettes. I lost count years ago.

Can't criticize him too much, tho. I know how to use them just like he does.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Water moccasins are nasty! And don't forget those lovely copperheads....friendly things.

We have a 410 shotgun my husband calls the "snake charmer" that we take with us.

I carried a .38 chief's special loaded with semi-wadcutters. I have hooked more cotton mouths than brim on a given afternoon. There is however a danger that our other posters didn't mention.

While fishing off the bank on the Pearl river I saw three gent's in an aluminum John Boat fishing. One of them hooked a cotonmouth and jerked it into the boat with them. All three unlimbered in quick draws that would have done Wyatt Earp proud and proceeded to shoot holes in the bottom of the boat just as fast as they could pull the triggers. They then stood there arguing with each other about whose fault it was as the boat sank.

-Colly

 

[RenzaJones]

lol you country girls are a kick I've got 1 gun and a switchblade and as far as I know fish comes packaged gutted and beheaded from the market.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My hubby has a 9mm. I havent shot it yet, but I look at it this way, if you're in my house and I point it at you are you going to question me? Especially when I rant like a loon?
I've had this discussion with others and they asked if I could really shoot someone? I said Yes. Don't fuck with my family or my stuff. I worked hard for what little I have and no dumbass, crackhead is going to walk in here and think that they can just take it!!!!!

~A~Picturing Colly in a suit of armour!!!

 

[Colleen Thomas]

You don't appreciate eating fish till you have caught one, cleaned & gutted it and then cooked it. I can remember being a very small child, out on the back patio with my dad, using a spoon to strip the scales off brim while daddy did all the "yucky" stuff. I was too young even to use a knife.

Odd how years later such memories are more precious than the finest gold.

-Colly

 

[cloudy]

I carried a .38 chief's special loaded with semi-wadcutters. I have hooked more cotton mouths than brim on a given afternoon. There is however a dnage that our other posters didn't mention.

While fishing off the bank on the Pearl river I saw three gent's in an aluminum John Boat fishing. One of them hooked a cotonmouth and jerked it into the boat with them. All three unlimbered in quick draws that would have done Wyatt Earp proud and proceeded to shoot holes in the bottom of the boat just as fast as they could pull the triggers. They then stood there arguing with each other about whose fault it was as the boat sank.

-Colly

OMG! The visual I got with that was just too damn funny!

One time a friend of my husband's brought over a 30/06 and we were out in the yard shooting it (long range gun - huge kick).

It had a nice scope on it, and my husband must have been having a slow day or something, cause he puts the scope right up against his eye.

Yep, left a lovely bruise the shape of the scope around his eye for about a week. I laughed every time I pictured him trying to explain that.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

My hubby has a 9mm. I havent shot it yet, but I look at it this way, if you're in my house and I point it at you are you going to question me? Especially when I rant like a loon?
I've had this discussion with others and they asked if I could really shoot someone? I said Yes. Don't fuck with my family or my stuff. I worked hard for what little I have and no dumbass, crackhead is going to walk in here and think that they can just take it!!!!!

~A~Picturing Colly in a suit of armour!!!

I have a fine suit of armor Made much of it myself

-Colly

 

[Colleen Thomas]

OMG! The visual I got with that was just too damn funny!

One time a friend of my husband's brought over a 30/06 and we were out in the yard shooting it (long range gun - huge kick).

It had a nice scope on it, and my husband must have been having a slow day or something, cause he puts the scope right up against his eye.

Yep, left a lovely bruise the shape of the scope around his eye for about a week. I laughed every time I pictured him trying to explain that.

I went out with my brother's & cousin once while they "sighted in" the scope on Bryant's new rifle. The first time he fired he screamed, dropped the gun and clutched his face. Had a beautiful cresant shaped cut over his eye. So I got out the first aide Kit, cleaned it up & put a small gause over it.

He proceeded to try again amidst much ribbing and after the second shot repeated the scene, except this time he hung onto the rifle.

My Cousin Jay, one of the worst hecklers grabbed the gun and with a "let me show you how it's done" proceeded to break his nose with it.

I often thought that must have been some scene. 2 guys with blacked eyes and a girl between them riding in a pickup

-Colly

 

[cloudy]

I went out with my brother's & cousin once while they "sighted in" the scope on Bryant's new rifle. The first time he fired he screamed, dropped the gun and clutched his face. Had a beautiful cresant shaped cut over his eye. So I got out the first aide Kit, cleaned it up & put a small gause over it.

He proceeded to try again amidst much ribbing and after the second shot repeated the scene, except this time he hung onto the rifle.

My Cousin Jay, one of the worst hecklers grabbed the gun and with a "let me show you how it's done" proceeded to break his nose with it.

I often thought that must have been some scene. 2 guys with blacked eyes and a girl between them riding in a pickup

-Colly

Southern Girls. Nothing like 'em.

 

[RenzaJones]

You don't appreciate eating fish till you have caught one, cleaned & gutted it and then cooked it. I can remember being a very small child, out on the back patio with my dad, using a spoon to strip the scales off brim while daddy did all the "yucky" stuff. I was too young even to use a knife.

Odd how years later such memories are more precious than the finest gold.

-Colly

lol oh I appreciate eating fish just fine thanks on a side note when I was younger my "father" slauthered pigs it was horrifying and I still can barely stomach swine

 

[Guest]

Bloody gun freaks.

Lou

P.S. I have never actually seen a real gun (well, not one that wasn't in a museum, anyway) let alone held one or fired one.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

lol oh I appreciate eating fish just fine thanks on a side note when I was younger my "father" slauthered pigs it was horrifying and I still can barely stomach swine

Try watching three bozo's dress out a deer. Oh, sure, we know how to do it. Yeah right. I've seen less blood at "B" horror movies.

-Colly

 

[cloudy]

Bloody gun freaks.

Lou

P.S. I have never actually seen a real gun (well, not one that wasn't in a museum, anyway) let alone held one or fired one.

Come visit!

You'll have a nice choice at my house, I guaran-damn-tee it!