Another virginity lost.

[J.B.]

So, last Saturday I went to my very first bachelor-ette party. My cousin’s getting married & I’m really close to her, but honestly I wasn’t planning on going to this thing. I’ve never felt compelled to go to one of theses things. Something about a room full of women drooling & screaming for one guy, who is probably jaded by now so it’s not like he’s getting excited over all of us.
Anyway, if it weren’t for my cuz insisting so much I wouldn’t have gone. Oh my god! I felt like a freaking’ virgin! Pictures of naked men on the walls, phallic piñatas, penis pops. Who knew you guys did this stuff?
Thankfully the stripper was gentle with me, so I’m not traumatized.


Edited because it's "penis pops" not "poops"

 

[Guest]

I've seen some pictures from those kind of gathering. Why some women like to put totall strangers' penis in their mouth? Are they so drunk that they forgot about VD and stuff, or are they just rednecks.

 

[Lostsoul8626]

Rednecks!

 

[Guest]

Rednecks!

They usually are middle aged bottle blonde women.

 

[peachykeen]

Sounds awful! And no I'm not being sarcastic. For my bachelorette party me and a bunch of the girls just went out for sushi, got drunk on sake, and then went for more drinking and dancing at The Best Bar in the World, which was part of Windows On the World at teh top of the WTC. We had an absloute blast. The whole idea of hiring some stripper (who is probably gay anyway) and waving a bunch of penis paraphenalia around is just so sophomoric, the very idea would seem to indicate to me that anyone who would have this is clearly not mature enough to get married, but whatever...

 

[Lostsoul8626]

lol

 

[J.B.]

the very idea would seem to indicate to me that anyone who would have this is clearly not mature enough to get married, but whatever...

The one's who threw the party are not exactly the side of the family I openly claim to being related to.
But the bride's another story. From what I know she had no clue what it was going to be like. *shrug*

 

[Lostsoul8626]

did you tell her?

 

[J.B.]

How could I know I didn't know what it was going to be like.

 

[Guest]

Edited because it's "penis pops" not "poops"

Thank me for ignoring it. I had been so tempted...

 

[J.B.]

I was actually shocked that you did.

 

[Lancecastor]

Buck A Suck

I rather like that thing they do at Hen Parties nowadays where they sew a bunch of Life Savers to a short skimpy dress and the hens stuff the bride-to-be, half-gassed, into the candy festooned whore-bait outfit and go to a bunch of bars with signs proclaiming "Buck A Suck", ostensibly to raise money for the honeymoon via strange men sucking on her body for a dollar a go.

It's a heartwarming, tender tradition...

Women are such pigs!

Thank gawd.

 

[J.B.]

If that's the case. I'd rather not have a freakin honeymoon.