Another view point.

[CreamyLady]

Never, I don't like being questioned on minutiae because someone likes to ask questions and doesn't care about the answers.

More to the point, I don't like it when the interrogator doesn't care WHO is answering; just getting lots of answers.

 

[TPLover]

Ok, here's newby (face shyly peeking out between her fingers). Carl, your thread has been great for a beginner. Thank you. But, Whispersweet, what did you mean about a newbie drawing blood?" That's scary. And why would anyone want to discuss raising kids? Been there, done that. They're gone, raising their own--that's why we're here, now!

So far, my favorite threads have been Sexual Role Play, and just surfing to learn. Teach me. Ohhhh teach me, please.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Carl, your thread has been great for a beginner. But, Whispersweet, what did you mean about a newbie drawing blood?" That's scary.

You're such an ASSHOLE! FUCK YOU Newbie Scumbag! And what kind of SICKO loves Toilet Paper? KILL! KILLLLLLLLL!

This was not meant to be a flame.

LOL

I like any thread that is thoughtuflly presnted and answered.

Welcome TPLover.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Dixon? Tisk, tisk.

You unclear, psychotic, cross gendered, poster boy - NEWBIES ATTACK!!!!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Sparky, you're as obtuse as you are dull.

For the last time -- there are no such things as Newbies. I swear to freakin' GOD. (Yes, Sparky, I know I'm an atheist. If I have to explain irony to you one more time I'm going to send your poems to SNL to be used as "Jack Handy" routines.) Threads from new people are always interesting. Once they get the hang of this place, which is usually after a day, they become old timers. Look around at who's posting today. The vast majority of them are so called "newbies". And how many of them have you all gotten so used that you feel like they've been here forever? There's no Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, perpetual motion, and there AIN'T NO NEWBIES!

Welcome again TPLover.

Sheesh.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Another Deep Thought

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey (Saturday Night Live)

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Dix -

You are a victim of your own humorless irony.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

*sigh*

Explain exactly how.

Even your insults are a yawn, and sorta dumb. It's like going up to a tall man and saying "You're short!" and running away sniggering like you've just slammed William F. Buckley with a damning retort on "Meet The Press."

 

[TPLover]

No more newby!

Well, I'm glad that's over (taking hands away from face and showing a not-so-shy-anymore smile). After all, one can only lose one's cherry once, right?

Thanks to all who sent instructive and/or funny replies to my first post.

But, Dixon Carter--what makes you think TP stands for toilet paper? Ummmm? Think again.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Dix? And yours are so, so refined?

With references to ancient TV shows and personalities that only true, life wasting couch potatoes, would know about.

David Suskind anyone?

You sound like Dennis Miller free-styling semi-mindlessly around Monday Night Football commentary - talk about obtuse.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Re: No more newby!

what makes you think TP stands for toilet paper? Ummmm? Think again.

Hmmmm. Triple Penetration?

Oh, Sparky, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Isabella Thorne]

TP and SNL

Does TP stand for Tight Pussy?

ummm Spanky dear .. are you making fun of people who are fans of SNL and / or Dennis Miller??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Not really -

I do tend to like old school SNL much better than new school but it does try. As for Dennis? Great stand-up but his comments "on the fly" on Monday Night Football "really reach" sometime way too far. Considering the preponderance of MNFt'ball watchers out there - toe scratchin', nose pickin', farting on the old plastic couch sort of guys - he goes way over their heads. Maybe with some more practice he'll dial it in - he's only done a couple of shows.

 

[Carl East]

So far, my favorite threads have been Sexual Role Play, and just surfing to learn. Teach me. Ohhhh teach me, please.

TPLover: Welcome to the madness, from your comment it looks like you'll fit right in here. Now email me, and I'll be glad to teach you.hehe

Carl.

 

[Rosebud]

Damn Dixie never flames me....how about it big guy...give me your best shot. Don't make me call you a big doody head

 

[TPLover]

Oh, Isabella, that was a good, but wrong guess. Thank you for the compliment, though.

Sparky, you must watch too much of that..what was it you called it? Football? Is that a game or something? Oh yes, I've heard of it--it's the one the no-necks play and the rednecks watch. I live in backwater Nebraska, so have never heard of it. PS: Toilet Paper Lover -- how gross!

However, Dixon Carter Lee, I've read your excellent writing before, so I wasn't at all surprised at your great guess. I was a little more crass in my thinking (triple pole) and I like your interpretation better--Triple Penetration Lover. Hooray for you--you take the prize, and if you were closer, I'd give you one.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL!

 

[Whispersecret]

I thought it was toilet paper too. I think TP is a common abbreviation for that.

By "smelling newbie blood," I meant that sometimes someone blasts another person, usually a "newbie." Another person then follows suit, and pretty soon it's a bloodbath.

Ooops. Did I say newbie? I MEANT, That Which Does Not Exist. <winks at DCL>

 

[TPLover]

Yes, Whispersecret, I sure got the point about the bloody flames for what once was known as a newbie. Had LOL from those barbs.

TPLover was my not-so-private joke. I was sure most would think toilet paper, and was curious about what response I would get. I sure got plenty! Thanks to everybody for the laughs, and for being so welcoming & letting me have my little discussion board foreplay. Anyway, it's fine that the joke's out and over now.

Back to Carl's original thread: What I really like are fantasies or role-play that makes sense. Does that make sense? An oxymoron? <g>

I like stories that have that certain logic that makes the fantasy seem plausible. For example: A kidnapped (ummm) woman doesn't just appear tied up in a dark room with a ballgag and chains. She had to have been watched, then taken for a reason, then "cared for" step by sexy step. Whatever happens to the story characters must creative, not just the sameoldsameold up-down-in-out-down-up-out-in-splish-splash.

Length (in anything) isn't as important as creativity and an interesting plot that quickly moves us along.

Gee, this is fun--glad there's no such thing as a newbie, I'd be more inhibited if I though I wasn't qualified to write.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I adore almost all threads but those oh so self aggrandizing, self important, pay attention to me threads where people apologize for being the problem on the board. I mean really. There are almost 3,000 registered users and tons more guests. What in the hell makes you think that you are so important and influential across the realm of cyberspace that your very presence is catalystic?

Only I, KillerMuffin, have that power. I am the bunson burner of literotica. Okay DCL, you can stop sniggering now. Its not that funny. No, it isn't. Carl!!! Spank him!!!!! Whattya mean you only spank women?? I thought spanking was an equal opportunity thing. Well hell.

Don't you hate posts where people carry on imaginary conversations with others in them?

 

[Carl East]

Don't you hate posts where people carry on imaginary conversations with others in them?

What do you think Carl? I think he's nut's you'll never find me talking to myself.

Carl.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Sparky, you must watch too much of that..what was it you called it? Football? Is that a game or something? Oh yes, I've heard of it--it's the one the no-necks play and the rednecks watch. I live in backwater Nebraska, so have never heard of it

Never heard of football?? And you call yourself a Nebraskan! Shame on you, shame I say! Two words baby, Husker Football. The lifeblood of every Nebraskan. I am a Husker fan by birth. I was born in Nebraska, therefore I am a husker fan. We are rabid on the subject sweetness. Always have been always will be. It's the unicameral state legislature no doubt.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Nope actually - don't watch much football - don't have the time but do like it (GO SKINS!) - no fanatic though. I've go to try (because of my profession) to be up on what I'd loosely term - media news, happenin' shit - whatever. Books, mags, video, movies, records, business, politics - anything in the news. So, Dennis Miller's in the news - at least last week he was - or was that week before?

I did play football in school - like competition swimming better though. Not a jock by any means - couldn't get into the cheerleaders (literally) - went the hippie way - until I grew out of that.

Now I'm just a highly creative, good-looking, middle-aging, perpetually immature man with a high libido and a left (mostly) political/philosophical leaning.

 

[TPLover]

(One of the) best known ways to get a rise out of a former or current Nebraskan is to profess to not know football. Of course, KillerMuffin, as my mouth was not otherwise occupied at the time, my remarks were tongue-in-cheek.

Husker football is fun, because of all the Husker Fever, family and friends get togethers, etc. It's even fun if you don't give a hoot about the rules of the game.

After all, what red-blooded Western girl wouldn't love watching 22 monstrous males in veerrryy tight pants running around on a field (it used to be better when it was mud) hugging, patting each other on the butt and then mauling each other till they're black and blue? Who do they think they're kidding? Every woman in Nebraska knows what game they're really playing.

BTW, he may not have been the biggest man ever on the field, but most Nebraska women still mourn the end of Johnny Rogers local football career.

 

[KillerMuffin]

TP YOU SNEAKY!!!! LMMFSAO!!!!!! I BLOODY KNEW IT!!!!!