Another travesty

[Wat_Tyler]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1888557_665354383522048_804777397_n.jpg

This is the kind of crap that just pisses you off, really!

Wimbledon hopeful Simona Halep wants surgery to reduce the size of her breasts.

Halep is seen as one of the tennis stars of the future after winning a host of junior titles and a place in the final of the Junior French Open last year.

But the 5-foot-5-inch Romanian tennis star said she thinks her 34DD bust is holding her back.

"This autumn I'll have a breast reduction operation" Halep said.

"The breasts make me uncomfortable when I play."

"It's the weight that troubles me and my ability to react quickly" she added.

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL THIS KID THAT WINNING ISN'T EVERYTHING!

THIS SELF-CENTERED SPOILED LITTLE BRAT SHOULDN'T BE SO CONSUMED WITH "WINNING MAJOR TENNIS TOURNAMENTS"!

WHAT ABOUT US – THE HARD-WORKING EVERYDAY FANS .....?

34DD?
PEOPLE PAY TOP MONEY FOR JUGS LIKE THAT!
AND THIS LITTLE BRAT WANTS TO HAVE THEM REDUCED!

JUST PISSES ME OFF ... JUST ANOTHER SELFISH ATHLETE!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

She might eek out a few more points with some wardrobe malfunctions...



Get the eye off the ball...



What does Martina have to say?

 

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[4est_4est_Gump]

Well, I can emphasize with her a bit.

When I played golf I had to have penis reduction surgery.

It was hindering my stroke.

I would have given up golf...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

She needs to give up tennis.


Tramp!!!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

She needs to give up tennis.


Tramp!!!

She needs to take up the pole.

The pay is more consistent.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

She needs to take up the pole.

The pay is more consistent.

Meh, maybe.


Here's a real screen stretcher.

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/art...-halep-pic-getty-image-2-155608211-396639.jpg

 

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[4est_4est_Gump]

Meh, maybe.


Here's a real screen stretcher.

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/art...-halep-pic-getty-image-2-155608211-396639.jpg

No way should she get rid of her assets.

Her actual record indicates that she should marry well while she is young and can enjoy her half...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'll pretend I didn't see this.

I would at least have looked into a modified club with a big U in it...

 

[phrodeau]

With reduction surgery and adequate retraining (since she'll have to stay off of them for a while), she could become a top earner on the courts. Then when she retires, she can afford another surgery to get them back.

Bod mod. It's the future.

 

[oggbashan]

You are too late. She had the operation years ago.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...joys-comfortable-victory-round-Wimbledon.html

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

No pole?


No wins?


Whatta waist..., waste...

 

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[4est_4est_Gump]

One cup size???

I had no idea a cup was more than 8oz.

Then you must go to altitude and try cooking...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You are too late. She had the operation years ago.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...joys-comfortable-victory-round-Wimbledon.html

Right.


Meanwhile:

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1901666_256989437804470_1759342861_n.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I gotta get one of those...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The car?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Yeah,





Let's say it's the car to keep me off the Homeland lists... Gotta keep 'em clear for busybody.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

So I'm at the airport this morning, early, and they have the whole damn TSA plastic crew out, complete with Fido the Wonder/Sniffer Dog. Fido is a fawkin' bird dog, ffs . . . and her nose isn't well attuned to petroleum, as she paid me no mind.


They shore did have sum purdy outfits.


The Basset would be good at this, but she can't find anything higher than a tabletop.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

So I'm at the airport this morning, early, and they have the whole damn TSA plastic crew out, complete with Fido the Wonder/Sniffer Dog. Fido is a fawkin' bird dog, ffs . . . and her nose isn't well attuned to petroleum, as she paid me no mind.


They shore did have sum purdy outfits.


The Basset would be good at this, but she can't find anything higher than a tabletop.

That's funny, I just saw something that will keep Mike Yates from ever flying again...

Tales from the TSA: Confiscating Aluminum Foil
http://ideas.time.com/2014/02/20/ta...out-for-solar-powered-bombs/?iid=op-main-lead

He won't go anywhere without his hat...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

That's funny, I just saw something that will keep Mike Yates from ever flying again...

Tales from the TSA: Confiscating Aluminum Foil
http://ideas.time.com/2014/02/20/ta...out-for-solar-powered-bombs/?iid=op-main-lead

He won't go anywhere without his hat...

That's probably one more pitch for working there, above and beyond free shampoo and tooth paste.


And conditioner.


And hair gel . . . .

 

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[4est_4est_Gump]

I put my kiosk in right by the baggage claim.


It was vandalized in an act of TSA-Rage...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Jesus, remember when they were snatching finger nail clippers?

I knew I should have bought stock and sold high.

If it's within 1000 miles, I'm drivin', and they can go fuck themselves.