No fair, you knew that biting arroused me, so ya had to go and do it with that hot breath of yours!
One problem, I'm not a virgin, does that mean you wont be able to eat me?
*stumbles in carrying a wooden sword*
is this my cue? i.. *stubbles and juggles sword around, nearly dropping it* i.. uhh.. i'm supposed to..uhh.. save the maiden after.. er.. *looks up and mumbles uninteligible things* after..the..dragon... has his way with you! *looks proud* that's it!
*looks at the two of you*
i'm early, arn't i? oh, crap.. can't i get ANYTHING right?!? should i..i go and come...back, then? i..i.. terribly sorry...
oh, right... uhh.. unhand.. i suppose that should be unclaw, really.. i mean, dragons don't have hands or feet, do they? no, they got claws and talons.. bu..er..anyway..
un.. uh, release her, you vile creature! though, you know, that is quite the amazing tongue action you got going there.. man...
wha? oh yeah.. *half-heartedly swings the wooden sword and lightly hits Friendly Dragon on the back*