Another stupid story thread

mcfbridge

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Just another stupid story thread to give people a reason to post.


Use a word in a sentence phonetically. What the word means is not important, only how it sounds. Please state the word and then the sentence. NOTE: The word must be at least 3 syllables long. Obviously, the funnier the better.

They've played this game for years at various east coast schools. The classic example is Dorothy Parker's:

horticulture: You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.


I'll start with an easy one:


urinate: The room clerk told the two guests, "You're in room 7 and urinate."
 
1. She squats amongst the cabbages and peas.
2. Urine big trouble.
3. She squats amongst the cabbages and leeks.
MG
Ps. Twats that you say? Cunt hear you. Bareass me again.
 
insider

He didn't know if his girlfriend was on the pill, so he couldn't decide whether to cum insider or not.
 
elevator:

I wish you would elevator bury those socks. Anything! Just get them away from me.
 
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