Weird Harold
Opinionated Old Fart
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How many can you answer?
Don't cheat!!
1. Name the Beatles.
_________________
_________________
_________________
_________________
2. Finish the line: "Lions and Tigers and Bears, ______
_____!"
3. "Hey kids, what time is it?" _____ ______ _____ _____.
4. What do M&M's do? ___ ___ ___ ___, ____ ____ ____ ____
5. What helps build strong bodies 12 ways?______ _______.
6. Long before he was Mohammed Ali, we knew him as
___________.
7. You'll wonder where the yellow went, ____ ____ ____
____ _____ _____ _____."
8. Post-baby boomers know Bob Denver as the Skipper's
"little buddy."
But we know that Bob Denver is actually Dobie's
closest friend, _____ G. _______.
9. M-I-C: See ya' real soon; K-E-Y: _____? ____ _____
_____ _____!
10. "Brylcream: ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ _____."
11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone _____
_____.
12. From the early days of our music, real rock 'n roll,
finish this line:
"I wonder, wonder, wonder...wonder who; ___ ______
_____ _____ _____ ____?"
13. And while we're remembering rock n' roll, try this
one:
"War...uh-huh, huh...yea; what is it good for? , ____
____."
14. Meanwhile, back home in Metropolis, Superman fights a
never-ending battle for truth, justice, and _____
____ _____.
15. He came out of the University of Alabama, and became
one of the best quarterbacks in the history of the
NFL. He later went on to appear in a television
commercial wearing women's stockings. He is Broadway
_____ _______.
16. "I'm Popeye the sailor man; I'm Popeye the sailor man.
I'm strong to the finish, ____ _____ ____ ___ ____
______. I'm Popeye the sailor man."
17. Your children probably recall that Peter Pan was
recently played by Robin Williams, but we will always
remember when Peter was played by ______ _______.
18. In a movie from the late sixties, Paul Newman played
Luke, a ne'er do well who was sent to a prison camp
for cutting off the heads of parking meters with a
pipe cutter. When he was captured after an
unsuccessful attempt to escape, the camp commander
(played by Strother Martin) used this experience as a
lesson for the other prisoners, and explained, "What
we have here, ___ ___ ___ ___ ___."
19. In 1962, a dejected politician chastised the press
after losing a race for governor while announcing his
retirement from politics. "Just think, you won't have
____ ____ to kick around anymore."
20. "Every morning, at the mine, you could see him arrive;
He stood six foot, six, weighed 245. Kinda' broad at
the shoulder, and narrow at the hip. And everybody
knew you didn't give no lip, _____ _____ , _____
_____ _____."
21. "I found my thrill, _____ _____ _____."
22. ________ ________ said, "Good night, Mrs. Calabash,
_____ _____ _____."
23. "Good night, David." "_____ ______,______."
24. "Liar, liar, ____ ____ _____."
25. "When it's least expected, you're elected. You're
the star today. _______! _____ ______ ______ ______."
26. It was Pogo, the comic strip character, who said, "We
have met the enemy, and ____ ___ ____."
ANSWERS:
1. John, Paul, George, Ringo
2. Oh, my
3. It's Howdy Doody Time!
4. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
5. Wonder Bread
6. Cassius Clay
7. when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
8. Maynard G. Krebbs
9. Why? Because we like you.
10. A little dab'll do ya.
11. over 30
12. who wrote the book of love
13. Absolutely nothin'
14. the American way
15. Joe Namath
16. "cause I eats me spinach"
17. Mary Martin
18. is a failure to communicate
19. Richard Nixon
20. Big John, Big Bad John
21. On Blueberry Hill
22. Wherever you are.
23. Good night, Chet.
24. pants on fire
25. you're on Candid Camera
26. he is us
SCORING:
24-26 correct - 50+ years old
20-23 correct - 40's
15-19 correct - 30's
10-14 correct - 20's
0- 9 correct - You're, like, sorta a teenage dude?
Don't cheat!!
1. Name the Beatles.
_________________
_________________
_________________
_________________
2. Finish the line: "Lions and Tigers and Bears, ______
_____!"
3. "Hey kids, what time is it?" _____ ______ _____ _____.
4. What do M&M's do? ___ ___ ___ ___, ____ ____ ____ ____
5. What helps build strong bodies 12 ways?______ _______.
6. Long before he was Mohammed Ali, we knew him as
___________.
7. You'll wonder where the yellow went, ____ ____ ____
____ _____ _____ _____."
8. Post-baby boomers know Bob Denver as the Skipper's
"little buddy."
But we know that Bob Denver is actually Dobie's
closest friend, _____ G. _______.
9. M-I-C: See ya' real soon; K-E-Y: _____? ____ _____
_____ _____!
10. "Brylcream: ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ _____."
11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone _____
_____.
12. From the early days of our music, real rock 'n roll,
finish this line:
"I wonder, wonder, wonder...wonder who; ___ ______
_____ _____ _____ ____?"
13. And while we're remembering rock n' roll, try this
one:
"War...uh-huh, huh...yea; what is it good for? , ____
____."
14. Meanwhile, back home in Metropolis, Superman fights a
never-ending battle for truth, justice, and _____
____ _____.
15. He came out of the University of Alabama, and became
one of the best quarterbacks in the history of the
NFL. He later went on to appear in a television
commercial wearing women's stockings. He is Broadway
_____ _______.
16. "I'm Popeye the sailor man; I'm Popeye the sailor man.
I'm strong to the finish, ____ _____ ____ ___ ____
______. I'm Popeye the sailor man."
17. Your children probably recall that Peter Pan was
recently played by Robin Williams, but we will always
remember when Peter was played by ______ _______.
18. In a movie from the late sixties, Paul Newman played
Luke, a ne'er do well who was sent to a prison camp
for cutting off the heads of parking meters with a
pipe cutter. When he was captured after an
unsuccessful attempt to escape, the camp commander
(played by Strother Martin) used this experience as a
lesson for the other prisoners, and explained, "What
we have here, ___ ___ ___ ___ ___."
19. In 1962, a dejected politician chastised the press
after losing a race for governor while announcing his
retirement from politics. "Just think, you won't have
____ ____ to kick around anymore."
20. "Every morning, at the mine, you could see him arrive;
He stood six foot, six, weighed 245. Kinda' broad at
the shoulder, and narrow at the hip. And everybody
knew you didn't give no lip, _____ _____ , _____
_____ _____."
21. "I found my thrill, _____ _____ _____."
22. ________ ________ said, "Good night, Mrs. Calabash,
_____ _____ _____."
23. "Good night, David." "_____ ______,______."
24. "Liar, liar, ____ ____ _____."
25. "When it's least expected, you're elected. You're
the star today. _______! _____ ______ ______ ______."
26. It was Pogo, the comic strip character, who said, "We
have met the enemy, and ____ ___ ____."
ANSWERS:
1. John, Paul, George, Ringo
2. Oh, my
3. It's Howdy Doody Time!
4. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
5. Wonder Bread
6. Cassius Clay
7. when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
8. Maynard G. Krebbs
9. Why? Because we like you.
10. A little dab'll do ya.
11. over 30
12. who wrote the book of love
13. Absolutely nothin'
14. the American way
15. Joe Namath
16. "cause I eats me spinach"
17. Mary Martin
18. is a failure to communicate
19. Richard Nixon
20. Big John, Big Bad John
21. On Blueberry Hill
22. Wherever you are.
23. Good night, Chet.
24. pants on fire
25. you're on Candid Camera
26. he is us
SCORING:
24-26 correct - 50+ years old
20-23 correct - 40's
15-19 correct - 30's
10-14 correct - 20's
0- 9 correct - You're, like, sorta a teenage dude?