Another silly quiz - what's your sex sign?

[cloudy]

take it here.

Your Sex Sign is Taurus!
You ooze sensuality and lust!
You're down for anything, as long as it celebrates the natural body.
You're a master at giving head - and as long as it feels good, you'll do it.
Even your lover's nastiest fantasy!

Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth.
You are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude.
Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex.

Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are.
Intellectual, geeky types don't appeal to you at all.

Your home and surroundings are very imporant to you - it's always your place, not their's.
While you'd never do a hotel fling, you'll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) -
As long as there is some privacy.

You are very oral - a master at oral sex.
You love your lover to climax in your mouth.
You love any and every kind of foreplay...
and you'll do anything as long as it feels good.
You are more pleasure-oriented than excitement-oriented.

As for weird sexual practices, you are fixed in your likes and dislikes
And you are are anything BUT conventional.
Your basic, carnal nature leads you to engage frequently in oral and anal sex.

 

[melancholygirl]

Your Sex Sign is Scorpio!
If you've done it, you've aced it.
You're a total sex master... up for almost anything, anytime.
You're great at talking dirty and getting down!
The catch: you never share.
One look at your body, and you're lover will know that you're worth it!

Scorpio, you are an erotic dynamo!
You are a sexual expert, devestatingly attractive - with a pervert's vocabulary.
Pair that with your hot, lusty body that just doesn't quit...

Above all you need a lover with a high sex drive.
You have such a fantastic sexual energy - you can consume a lover with your intensity.
You love kinky sex.
You love to be the dominant partner in the bedroom, and you adore sex toys of all kinds.
Your favorite turn-on is watching porno movies.

You are very physical and sexual in public.
You will instantly stake out your claim on anyone you consider yours.
You are very jealous and possessive - and can usually annihilate any competition.
Your personality is stormy and explosive.
You love to pick fights in hopes of having steamy make-up sex!

 

[gothgodess]

Cool Thanks

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Your Sex Sign is Cancer!
You're a total pleaser.
One sample of your touch, and anyone is hooked.
You're so good that you've gotten people off just with your incredible kissing.
You're a bit of a romantic, and you only have sex that's meaningful.

Cancer, you are a born pleaser.
Few people can resist your passionate, playful allure.
An incurable romantic, you adore being courted.
You'll do anything for a lover that sends you flowers or love tokens.

You like lots of cuddling, touching, and kissing.
You are a celebrated kisser.
You also like to touch and fondle yourself.
Typically, you learned to give yourself pleasure at a very young age.
As an adult, you are easily aroused and multi-orgasmic.
Mutual masturbation is very satisfying for you.

You are extremely aware of your sexual attraction.
You telegraph your sensuality with every move you make.
You have the most communicative body language of any sign.

You are very emotional, and you constantly need an emotional outlet.
Frequent sex seems to calm you down.
But you are old fashioned, and a quickie is not your style.
You prefer long, slow seductions, erotic masasages, and lots of oral sex.

 

[Guest]

Your Sex Sign is Gemini!
You're a sexual wild child who's aiming to do it all - or die trying.
Getting with you is a total adventure, so people should only hop on if they can handle the ride.
No one can predict your next sex move... you'll do anything to get off!

Gemini, people better look out for you.
You need a lover who is a match for your wit, intelligence, and sexual curiousity.
You are unpredictible, moody, highly entertaining, adventurous, versatile, and an incredible flirt.
You have the tendency to be promiscious.
You hardly ever wear underwear, and you are the most likely of all the signs to shave ... down there.

Your sexual curiousity knows no bounds.
You'll try anything and try it often.
You jump at the chance to engage in threesomes - but only if it's a guy-guy-girl thing.
Typically, an orgy will always revolve around you.

You love gadgets, especially sex toys.
Being highly sexual, you love to incorporate sex toys in to intercourse.
It's a challenge to keep up with you...
And your lover must be willing change sexual positions and techniques to keep you satisfied.

You are an unpredictible person who seeks the same in a lover.
You like sex in unusual places, including: phonebooths, movie theaters, and airplane bathrooms.

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VERY spot on, I think! Except the threesome thing. Guy-girl-girl would work for me, too!

Lou

 

[cookiejar]

Your Sex Sign is Pisces!
You're dreamy and romantic, with an active sexual imagination.
You'll fantasize about something before trying it, and you love role play.
Sex is an artistic expression, and you love to be the traditional victim in distress.

Pisces, you are dreamy, romantic, and old fashioned.
You are the sexual sign with the most active fantasy life.
You will go to any length to act out your favorite sexual fantasy... And you are an expert role player.

You love to be seduced in the most tender ways -
And can seduce others according to their fantasies.
You adapt to lovers' moods and leave them breathless with intensity.

You are moody, and you can get wounded easily.
Your gentle spirit needs protection - and usually gets it.
Few can resit your capcity for love.

You are mostly attracted to artistic, moody types.
Your versitility makes you perfect for any lover who likes to act out sex fantasies.
You'll go along with almost anything, as long as you get to play the victim.

You are not physically energetic anywhere, except in bed.
You adore surrendering to the passion of the moment, with complete abandon.
You love being swept off your feet.

 

[matriarch]

Abs!! Twins !!

Your Sex Sign is Cancer!
You're a total pleaser.
One sample of your touch, and anyone is hooked.
You're so good that you've gotten people off just with your incredible kissing.
You're a bit of a romantic, and you only have sex that's meaningful.

Cancer, you are a born pleaser.
Few people can resist your passionate, playful allure.
An incurable romantic, you adore being courted.
You'll do anything for a lover that sends you flowers or love tokens.

You like lots of cuddling, touching, and kissing.
You are a celebrated kisser.
You also like to touch and fondle yourself.
Typically, you learned to give yourself pleasure at a very young age.
As an adult, you are easily aroused and multi-orgasmic.
Mutual masturbation is very satisfying for you.

You are extremely aware of your sexual attraction.
You telegraph your sensuality with every move you make.
You have the most communicative body language of any sign.

You are very emotional, and you constantly need an emotional outlet.
Frequent sex seems to calm you down.
But you are old fashioned, and a quickie is not your style.
You prefer long, slow seductions, erotic masasages, and lots of oral sex.

laughing long and loud as I read it. I have a hard time reconciling that description with me. I may have to ask one or two ladies....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Cancer's rule!!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

Your Sex Sign is Aquarius!
You're a 22nd century lover - without any rules or hangups.
You're a typical "trysexual"... well versed in the bedroom and curious about everything you haven't tried.
You give everyone you run into the most exotic sex ever.

Aquarius, you are a 22nd century sexual being.
Your tastes and attitudes are totally futuristic.

You are very adventurous and curious about everything.
Aquarians are the "seekers" of the Zodiac.
You aren't posessive or materialistic - and you make your own rules.

Your sexual personality is exotic and bohemian.
You love to talk about sex - anywhere, anytime.
You enjoy hearing about other people's sexual exploits, and you completely unshockable.

You reached sexual maturity at an early age.
You have had many varied sexual relationships, and you have dabbled in just about anything - if only for the experience.
Above all, you aspire to become better and better in bed.
You love to be taught new sexual tricks.

You love to experiment seuxally.
You have a preference for the most exotic sex positions - Hindu, Japanese, and especially Tantric.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Hey ladies, I tried it.

Guess what it said?

"LEO:

You are one Lewd and Licentious motherfucker!
You are indeed fierce, forceful, and dominant in the bedroom.
Lovers leave your bedroom with more than a few scratches, bites and tie-marks whether they god-damn well like it or not.

You are known and sought after for your techniques and tongue, which has the power of a thigh muscle.
You don't kick, bite, scratch or scream with pleasure, you make your bed partner do that!.
You like rough, heavy foreplay - and hot pounding intercourse, while your partner is tethered and helpless.
You will play the dominant role in all bedroom games.

You are, THE rude dude!"

Well, what can I say!!!

 

[Guest]

Hey ladies, I tried it.

Guess what it said?

"LEO:

You are one Lewd and Licentious motherfucker!
You are indeed fierce, forceful, and dominant in the bedroom.
Lovers leave your bedroom with more than a few scratches, bites and tie-marks whether they god-damn well like it or not.

You are known and sought after for your techniques and tongue, which has the power of a thigh muscle.
You don't kick, bite, scratch or scream with pleasure, you make your bed partner do that!.
You like rough, heavy foreplay - and hot pounding intercourse, while your partner is tethered and helpless.
You will play the dominant role in all bedroom games.

You are, THE rude dude!"

Well, what can I say!!!

I know what I can say...

What a guy!

Lou

 

[cloudy]

Lew - it doesn't surprise me in the least. (and Lou's didn't surprise me either)

 

[Guest]

Lew - it doesn't surprise me in the least. (and Lou's didn't surprise me either)

Yep, we thought so, too.

 

[Guest]

cloudy!

I'm Taurus, too!

Your Sex Sign is Taurus!
You ooze sensuality and lust.
Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex.

Oh yeah. I'm there.

Thank you for this fun and naughty quiz!

 

[doormouse]

Your Sex Sign is Gemini!
You're a sexual wild child who's aiming to do it all - or die trying.
Getting with you is a total adventure, so people should only hop on if they can handle the ride.
No one can predict your next sex move... you'll do anything to get off!

Gemini, people better look out for you.
You need a lover who is a match for your wit, intelligence, and sexual curiousity.
You are unpredictible, moody, highly entertaining, adventurous, versatile, and an incredible flirt.
You have the tendency to be promiscious.
You hardly ever wear underwear, and you are the most likely of all the signs to shave ... down there.

Your sexual curiousity knows no bounds.
You'll try anything and try it often.
You jump at the chance to engage in threesomes - but only if it's a guy-guy-girl thing.
Typically, an orgy will always revolve around you.

You love gadgets, especially sex toys.
Being highly sexual, you love to incorporate sex toys in to intercourse.
It's a challenge to keep up with you...
And your lover must be willing change sexual positions and techniques to keep you satisfied.

You are an unpredictible person who seeks the same in a lover.
You like sex in unusual places, including: phonebooths, movie theaters, and airplane bathrooms.

 

[oggbashan]

No surprise for me - Taurus.

Looks like some good Tauri above.

Og

 

[Guest]

 

[oggbashan]

Wow! I'm in a Sweetsub sandwich!

Or is she in a sandwich of me?

Og

 

[Guest]

Wow! I'm in a Sweetsub sandwich!

Or is she in a sandwich of me?

Og

Ahhh, the possibilities!

 

[MaxSebastian]

Your sex sign is Virgo!

You're a virgin!

You've never done it before!

Woo!

Yeah!

You... um... don't really know what your talking about when it comes to rude stuff like what that woman did in that film with Michael Douglas!

It's all pretty exciting though!

Blimey, you saw that girl's nipple!

 

[oggbashan]

Ahhh, the possibilities!

Now you know why I wrote 'Tripletit'.

Og

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

My sex sign: see attachment. P.

 

[Guest]

Your Sex Sign is Aries!
You're fiery, independent, and the best anyone's ever had.
You're so hot that you drive everyone wild with sexual frustration.
You're a total star when you're on top, but you also need to be impressed in bed.

Aries, you are headstrong, spolied, fiery in temperment, and fiercely independent.
You always want to be the best anyone's ever had, and you'll spend all night convincing your lover that you are.
Don't worry - you usually are the best anyone has ever had.
When you get down, you don't leave out anything.

Sexually, you're a leader and very sure of yourself.
One of your favorite positions is being on top, where you can move freely - while letting your lover observe you orgasm.
Sex with you is always exciting.
You start with teasing, playful seduction - that always drives your lovers wild with frustration.
You always deliver though!

You love being over powered, and you respond to a strong sexual appetite with equal fervor.
The confident lover who can give you breathtaking, powerful sex will have you eating out of his or her hand.

 

[sexyspiders]

im cancer too, who'd hav thot it!!!


spiders >( '.' )<