Another One for the Ladies: How do you deal with unwanted PMs?

[GrayAthena]

I was just sitting there chatting with someone when this guy PMs out of the blue and this is what followed:

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Him: 25/m grad student...5-11, green eyes, 170 lbs in very good shape, hairy chested with a nice thick 8 inch cock...id love to chat, I have yahoo, pics, and a cam

Me: Are your balls as hairy as you chest?

Him: not quite

Me: Your back?

Him: haha, not at all

Me: Oh.... After your first PM I was convinced your were a monkey who had learned to type.
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He did not respond after that.

I am not mentioning any names to spare him further embarrassment.
So how do you ladies deal with such annoyances?

 

[sereneone4u]

I put them on ignore.

Welcome to Lit

 

[Sensualdreamer]

See sig link below ===V===

 

[Lilac_Sky]

I just delete them ... if they are extremely ridiculous i forward them to Mistress and we laugh at them ....

 

[Kat73]

I tend to be a smart ass or an outright bitch and they either take it or go away with their cock between their legs... I even had a couple apologize!


Sorry...feeling a bit feisty today after some rather rude PM's over the weekend.

 

[Mz_Cunningham]

I just delete them ... if they are extremely ridiculous i forward them to Mistress and we laugh at them ....

I'm rather more vindictive and verbally abuse them

Hmmm, I don't get that many unwanted pms, I wonder why?

 

[pwr2theblondes]

90% of the time I won't answer them. Sometimes if I can tell they've put some time into writing a long thought out note I will reply and if they are really dirty I will play along and pretend I am gonna send a bunch of raunchy pictures once they send me their email.

 

[MrsCCfromRC]

I simply tend to delete them. If they are persistent then they get the Ignore treatment for good.

And I wonder when they'll catch on that a picture of their dick is NOT an effective AV.

Is that how you introduce yourself at a bar?

 

[miss_behave]

I was just sitting there chatting with someone when this guy PMs out of the blue and this is what followed:

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Him: 25/m grad student...5-11, green eyes, 170 lbs in very good shape, hairy chested with a nice thick 8 inch cock...id love to chat, I have yahoo, pics, and a cam

Me: Are your balls as hairy as you chest?

Him: not quite

Me: Your back?

Him: haha, not at all

Me: Oh.... After your first PM I was convinced your were a monkey who had learned to type.
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He did not respond after that.

I am not mentioning any names to spare him further embarrassment.
So how do you ladies deal with such annoyances?

I absolutely love this conversation!

I get countless PM's every day...mostly "28/m huge cock..chat on yahoo?" kind of things which I instantly delete- why would I want to speak to such a boring person! But I've had a few interesting ones that I've replied to...you just have to filter the losers out!

 

[Syphus]

I keep them until I get 20 or so, then I publish them in national newspapers. I'm trying to solve the eternal question of "Why Yahoo? It's so 2002."

Is that how you introduce yourself at a bar?

"Hey baby, how'd you like to get slapped in the face by my penis?" is actually my best pick up line.

 

[TxJeepGrl]

Ignorance

For the most part if they don't peak my interest I ignore them. The typical hey I'm blah and blah on yahoo... If I wanted to chat with you, I'd contact you or I'd offer you my Yahoo. If the first thing you PM me is that, it's not happening and no I don't want to watch you on the cam. There is perfectly good porn I could be watching if Im in the mood to watch not play myself.

 

[rdjojo]

I was just sitting there chatting with someone when this guy PMs out of the blue and this is what followed:

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Him: 25/m grad student...5-11, green eyes, 170 lbs in very good shape, hairy chested with a nice thick 8 inch cock...id love to chat, I have yahoo, pics, and a cam

Me: Are your balls as hairy as you chest?

Him: not quite

Me: Your back?

Him: haha, not at all

Me: Oh.... After your first PM I was convinced your were a monkey who had learned to type.
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He did not respond after that.

I am not mentioning any names to spare him further embarrassment.
So how do you ladies deal with such annoyances?

HAHAHA that was fuckin brilliant.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

90% of the time I won't answer them. Sometimes if I can tell they've put some time into writing a long thought out note I will reply and if they are really dirty I will play along and pretend I am gonna send a bunch of raunchy pictures once they send me their email.

LoL - you're wicked...I love it

 

[BlackManFux]

This thread is hilarious. Men can be so idiotic. I'm sorry you ladies have to deal with such. Sheesh and LOL!

 

[GrayAthena]

Why don't the women of Lit have their own version of the SlutWalk? Maybe we could dissuade some unwanted PMers.

 

[djyak]

These are some really good ideas. Had only a couple that were "too persistent" but they eventually got the hint. Love all of your ideas though. Might have to use them.

tifani

 

[muffalo]

I don't want to start any trouble here, but what's wrong with putting guys on ignore?
The reason I say this is because it seems most of the girls responding here also post sexy nude pictures, which is awesome, but would naturally draw attention from the idiot bank of the male persuasion.
I'm not surprised at the dimwhit messages you might receive. A couple of you have received messages from me that you probably thought were similar.
I'm not defending them, but if you put the person on ignore, you won't hear from them again.

 

[pwr2theblondes]

I don't want to start any trouble here, but what's wrong with putting guys on ignore?
The reason I say this is because it seems most of the girls responding here also post sexy nude pictures, which is awesome, but would naturally draw attention from the idiot bank of the male persuasion.
I'm not surprised at the dimwhit messages you might receive. A couple of you have received messages from me that you probably thought were similar.
I'm not defending them, but if you put the person on ignore, you won't hear from them again.

I received a PM from you and it wasn't dirty I don't think, but since you don't post on my thread and I don't know who you are I didn't bother to answer since I answer all my posts and that takes up enough of my time. But I wouldn't put you on ignore. I only put people ignore those whose posts always get on my nerves or those who have cock avs or something else equally as hideous as their av.

 

[BlackManFux]

I received a PM from you and it wasn't dirty I don't think, but since you don't post on my thread and I don't know who you are I didn't bother to answer since I answer all my posts and that takes up enough of my time. But I wouldn't put you on ignore. I only put people ignore those whose posts always get on my nerves or those who have cock avs or something else equally as hideous as their av.

"Equally as hideous" Knowing you, this has me rolling! Lol!

 

[pwr2theblondes]

"Equally as hideous" Knowing you, this has me rolling! Lol!

There are some hideous ones!! Seen the one with the girl's foot squishing that poor man's cock?
IGNORE!!

 

[BlackManFux]

There are some hideous ones!! Seen the one with the girl's foot squishing that poor man's cock?
IGNORE!!

Nope, lol! Evidently that "poor man" loves rough footplay! Lol. Oh..your poem is going up later today.

 

[CuriousLisa1980]

I just ignore pm's or act like a total bitch!! I was told last week to chill out, from a guy because I told him I don't recieve pm's from men I don't know.
I clearly states on my signature, no men!!
For some reason they all think they have a big dick and eat pussy like a champ.
I hate to break it to them, the majority ofyou are wrong, sorry just the truth

 

[Peaches1990]

I ignore them, it's not difficult! der! O but if they're persistant arseholes I put them on ignore then they just think I haven't replied but i haven't even read their shit

 

[janeyl]

I keep my inbox full so I can see who's tried to send me a message in the email notification, i have set my PMs to only recieve from buddies but that does tend to cut out the randomly fun and dleightful ones that come through-i've ended up really enjoying a conversation with the most unexpected people that way.

I usually ignore them to be honest-I get more if i've posted something provocative. If they're particularly retarded and they catch me in the wrong mood, they might get a stinging reply, but the full inbox generally works to be honest-if it's from a friend, I clear a space and let them know

I can truly see no point in humiliating the poor saps by posting their attempts publically

 

[GoodReasons]

This is fabulous. I got the same pm.

I was just sitting there chatting with someone when this guy PMs out of the blue and this is what followed:

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Him: 25/m grad student...5-11, green eyes, 170 lbs in very good shape, hairy chested with a nice thick 8 inch cock...id love to chat, I have yahoo, pics, and a cam

Me: Are your balls as hairy as you chest?

Him: not quite

Me: Your back?

Him: haha, not at all

Me: Oh.... After your first PM I was convinced your were a monkey who had learned to type.
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He did not respond after that.

I am not mentioning any names to spare him further embarrassment.
So how do you ladies deal with such annoyances?