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A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only". Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it
works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
 
*chuckles at first, then realizes it's against women*

Ack!!! You li'l minx!!! LOL

^.*.^
 
LOL

I should take you to task for that joke but I like it so you get to live.
 
hummm..sandwiched between two of my favorite guys..what to do what to do?

*Throws away 2x4*

AFM..I got MSN working, doll.
 
I've always thought of the woman being the bread and the men being the meat..



[Edited by indyweasel on 05-08-2001 at 11:36 AM]
 
PRETTY FUNNY AFM

I was expecting to see the 5th floor sign reading: ALL OF THE MEN HERE JUMPED, DUE TO LACK OF WOMEN.
 
Die, AFM, die!!

Since Ren is not here...


<Heaves a gernade in the general direction of AFM!>

:p
 
LMAO

Isn't that the truth !!!!!!!!!

< turns and runs out of thread >
 
hehehehe, good one

And I'm not even going to ask which floor you guys think you would be located on.

Bump back up.
 
yet another joke

Sally and Wally are making out and suddenly Sally says to Wally:

"Tonight, I want you to meet my parents at dinner, and then I want you to fuck me for the first time"

Obviously, Wally is excited by the prospect, so he decided to buy some condoms. He goes to the drugstore and checks out the selection.

He has a bit of trouble deciding what to buy so he enlists the help of the pharmacist. The pharmacist tells Wally about all the different brands, what to look for in a condom, and so forth. So the pharmacist finishes his lecture and finally says:

"So now all you have to do is pick the size of the pack you want!"

Wally think he might be a busy boy that night, so he decided to play it safe and buy the family pack. He pays, takes the condomsand leaves.

That night he goes ringing up at Sally's house. She answers the door with a big grin on her face and say "I'm so excited about tonight!". So she leads him to the dinner table to meet her parents.

Wally, being the gentleman that he is, offers to say grace. 5 minutes later, he's still saying grace. 10 minutes later, he's still saying grace. 20 minutes later, he's still praying.

Finally Sally leans over to Wally and says "I never knew you were so religious..."

Wally leans back over to Sally and says "And I never knew you're father was a pharmacist..."
 
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