Another important thread.

[Sean]

What do you fuckers call these:

https://www.morrisqualitybakers.co.uk/images/uploads/original/75438375303082009070828.jpg

When I was a kid in Manchester, they were barm cakes. Over here, they're baps.

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

They look like cheap hamburger buns.

 

[dolf]

Buns. Baps seems more specific, as they're soft and white, but it's not a word I'd usually use.

...unless I'm talking about tits. Obviously.

 

[FataMorgana]

Cobs.

 

[oggbashan]

In our local supermarkets, they are sold as white burger buns or baps.

 

[Saint Peter]

those are biscuits.

 

[FataMorgana]

those are biscuits.

Imbecile.

 

[Saint Peter]

Imbecile.

scones?

 

[Sean]

Cobs.

Yeah, I remember that in your part of the world. My gf at uni was from Sunderland, she called them stotty cakes.

 

[FataMorgana]

Yeah, I remember that in your part of the world. My gf at uni was from Sunderland, she called them stotty cakes.

You can't beat a sausage cob. Maybe throw in a cheeky fried egg.

 

[oggbashan]

You can't beat a sausage cob. Maybe throw in a cheeky fried egg.

And a couple of slices of bacon...

My local dogwalker's burger van, currently non-operational because of Coid, offers whatever you like in a bap, covered with Heinz tomato sauce.

It is popular because all the ingredients (except the sauce) come from local farms and are delicious.

 

[rockcasbah]

Which pronoun do we use for sean now?

 

[dolf]

Cobs.

I always think of cobs as crusty...

 

[lovetoread]

no wonder we had to take the language and make it better

yall dont even know how to name bread

 

[FataMorgana]

I always think of cobs as crusty...

I like crusty cobs for cheese or ham. Soft for hot meats. I had to make bacon sandwiches earlier after Ogg's post. Been ages. Bloody lovely.

 

[FataMorgana]

no wonder we had to take the language and make it better

yall dont even know how to name bread

One word.

Fannypack.

 

[lovetoread]

One word.

Fannypack.

its a pack for your fanny

it makes sense

 

[Sean]

The wrongest thing I found out this morning is that engineers use j for root -1, rather than the correct i. Pete or Thor need to get in here and defend this travesty.

 

[dolf]

its a pack for your fanny

it makes sense

Why are you packing your cunt???

 

[lovetoread]

Why are you packing your cunt???

its precious and needs to be protected

 

[Saint Peter]

The wrongest thing I found out this morning is that engineers use j for root -1, rather than the correct i. Pete or Thor need to get in here and defend this travesty.

i is current.

j is the root of -1.

there is no travesty.

 

[silver gurl]

Buns or rolls

 

[Artfan2]

They're full of air

Balloon bread buns

 

[rockcasbah]

fanny parsing
luk is a fanny pack
sean is a fanny packer

 

[pointless]

it's a fucking hamburger bun.