Spinaroonie
LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
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- Jul 29, 2000
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I would like to see an incest story involving 15th cousins thrice removed who have met and fallen in lust. They then recruit the help of a magical gorilla to help them on their quest to copulation. They go to their local Macy's and ask the help desk for advice (this was the gorilla's idea). The person calls them sick and disgusting but gives them a recipe for eggs benedict. The cousins then go to Kroger (product placement lawl) and the guy has sex with Miracle whip (NOT REGULAR MAYONAISE! THAT IS DISGUSTING)
thanks.
thanks.