Another fun round of NAME THE LITSTER...

[4est_4est_Gump]

In a bid to capture the armed robber who last month stole a $250 sex doll from an Iowa City adult store, police today released a surveillance photo showing the suspect making off with the item.

...

Before releasing the store surveillance photo, cops pixelated it to obscure explicit images on the box of the “Fuck Me Silly #1” model “mega masturbator.” As previously reported, the stolen 20-pound sex doll is described by its manufacturer as “the most realistic piece of ass you ever fucked...Slap that big round ass and listen to the whack...it sounds and feels just like a real ass!”

According to police, the robber displayed a large hunting knife to a Romantix employee before leaving with the sex doll (the box for which is seen above). Cops described the suspect as a “white male, approximately 5'8" - 5'10", 165 lbs.”

In return for information leading to the man’s arrest, Iowa City Area CrimeStoppers is offering an award of up to $1000.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/sex-doll-theft-image-653412

Well fuck me silly!

 

[lovetoread]

Oh shit, they are going to catch me. I thought I was too slick to get caught.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Oh shit, they are going to catch me. I thought I was too slick to get caught.

You need more lube for your ass?

Is it a bit too tight and now you can't return it?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

We may have to get this boy a model A:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000...w-doesnt-rule-out-possible-future-in-politics

Tebow doesn't rule out possible future in politics

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I was wondering about you, but after the confession, you're off the hook...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

We may have to get this boy a model A:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000...w-doesnt-rule-out-possible-future-in-politics

I'm voting for Giselle...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'm voting for Giselle...

You throw the ball, and then you run down and catch it.


Here, see if you can find the notch:

http://disgracefulandsexy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/chief-sit-with-gigantic-tits.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Wait'll they get a load of my touchdown dance!




Did you see that the fighting Sioux are making a comeback? Just like Santorum!

He's been busy Tebowing...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

And Gingrich is Bradying . . . .

http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2012/02/07/228045-bradying.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

And Gingrich is Bradying . . . .

...

Dat's funny...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Dat's funny...

And true.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I think of more as dropping like Welker...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Or Kicking like Cundiff.


I wonder if there will be film at 11.


Meanwhile, I have a stimulus to . . . er, stimulate.


Model A's don't grow on trees, even if trees grow through some of them.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Sold mine for scrap...



I checked that story THREE times to make sure it wasn't a Colorado Litizen!



... replaced it with a Camero on blocks, like I saw in Denver.

 

[Saint Peter]

I swear to Tebow I have never had a rubber piece of ass.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I swear to Tebow I have never had a rubber piece of ass.

You never know, you might like it!

 

[Saint Peter]

That may or may not be the case.

Who is going to take it to the car wash when I get done?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

That may or may not be the case.

Who is going to take it to the car wash when I get done?

Wat, in his Canadian Model eh...





Make sure it is not the holster-flap model; it can impede your shot.

 

[Saint Peter]

Wat is going to have to wait his turn!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Wat is going to have to wait his turn!

So, you have the ass?



Can I turn you in for the reward? I'll split it with you...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Wat waits for no man, or model Eh, Canadian or otherwise.


Make mine with fenders, please.


I like the look.


Sidemounts are better to open.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You can have any model you want as long as it has a bed...

 

[Shagly]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/sex-doll-theft-image-653412

Well fuck me silly!

You do mean Sally, right?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I do not name things with no face, it is the ass with no name.





I did name my mule...