Another Endangered Species

[amicus]

Another Endangered Species




A recent Discovery Channel Special program issued an alert for all of Scandinavia, portions of Northern Europe and North America.

Scientists were unanimous in their recommendations that pro-active measures must be taken to mitigate the continuing diminution of a ‘lesser’ recessive gene in the threatened species.

Environmentally concerned activists have presented several possible solutions, including isolation, species wide DNA testing and selective breeding programs to insure preservation and other forms of ‘assistance’ for those individuals ‘challenged’ by the onslaught of modern industrial complexities.

Pilot programs in several European communities have shown that several indigent adjacent species have adapted a devious ability to mimic the essential characteristics of the endangered species so as to benefit from the protective measures.

Scientists predict that if the species continues to decline from its current 5% of the population, that by the year 2050, natural blondes will account for less than 1% and will soon after become extinct.

Amicus

 

[Liar]

Well, tough titty.

I like brunettes.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Well, tough titty.

I like brunettes.

I prefer redheads.

 

[Liar]

Actually, I prefer a pretty smile and a nice, lean voice. Hair and complexion is way down the list.

 

[Guest]

Not my concern.

Perdita

 

[SeaCat]

Another Endangered Species




A recent Discovery Channel Special program issued an alert for all of Scandinavia, portions of Northern Europe and North America.

Scientists were unanimous in their recommendations that pro-active measures must be taken to mitigate the continuing diminution of a ‘lesser’ recessive gene in the threatened species.

Environmentally concerned activists have presented several possible solutions, including isolation, species wide DNA testing and selective breeding programs to insure preservation and other forms of ‘assistance’ for those individuals ‘challenged’ by the onslaught of modern industrial complexities.

Pilot programs in several European communities have shown that several indigent adjacent species have adapted a devious ability to mimic the essential characteristics of the endangered species so as to benefit from the protective measures.

Scientists predict that if the species continues to decline from its current 5% of the population, that by the year 2050, natural blondes will account for less than 1% and will soon after become extinct.

Amicus

Alas, there goes the Aryan Subspecies. Too bad.

Cat

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Another Endangered Species

Alas, there goes the Aryan Subspecies.

Aryan is a misnomer appropriated by racists. India Indians and Persians (Iranians, oh my!) were considered to be the original Aryans based on their languages, the origins of what we now call Indo-European, to which English belongs along with Latin, Greek, Celtic and Germanic languages, and from which Hebrew is excluded based only on linquistics but convenient for today's phoney-racist "aryans".

Perdita

 

[Lord DragonsWing]

I'll just stick with my sexy blonde Aussie. The DNA will definitely match.

 

[SeaCat]

Re: Re: Re: Another Endangered Species

Aryan is a misnomer appropriated by racists. India Indians and Persians (Iranians, oh my!) were considered to be the original Aryans based on their languages, the origins of what we now call Indo-European, to which English belongs along with Latin, Greek, Celtic and Germanic languages, and from which Hebrew is excluded based only on linquistics but convenient for today's phoney-racist "aryans".

Perdita

And to this I say thank you, (although I did know this.) The Aryans about whom I am talking are the self deluded, "We are the Master Race" ScrotumScratchingcrotchsniffingsphincterlickingpencildickedcocksuckingHomoErectuswannabes (Sorry got a little carried away there.) who try to say they have the right to push everyone else down. (Too bad their original leader wasn't blonde haired and blue eyed.) Self titled aryans who wish to see the human race's genes purified. (Thankfully it is being purified because these people tend to procreat among themselves which because of their small gene pool means they will die out.)

Cat

 

[Guest]

Cat, I take pleasure in educating people on this, esp. the phony Aryans; I like the look on their faces when I tell them the true Aryans are Iranians. I posted so that others can do the same.

Actually, there is no true Aryan 'race', for the label has to do with language roots, not race. But 'they' don't know that either. I just tell them they can thank Iran and India for English (not to mention the 'Dagos' and other old 'tribes' ).

Perdita

 

[amicus]

Geez people, lighten up!

The only accurate part of my post, 'Another Endangered Species', which I originally added, "Oh, my" was that 5% of the worlds poplulation had natural blonde hair color.

The entire post was a spoof on environmentalists and 'blondes'.

I even bounced the essay off a few friends before posting, they thought it was hilarious.

'mitigation' and 'challenged' contained in the text, I thought to be dead giveaways...I guess not.

'mimic' was also intended for 'bleached blondes'...ah well...

Suffice it to say that perhaps bigotry and racism lies within, in this case, and not without...

pearls before swine...egads...

amicus...

 

[Mhari]

I u, Perdita!



~M

 

[Sunnie]

Geez people, lighten up!

The only accurate part of my post, 'Another Endangered Species', which I originally added, "Oh, my" was that 5% of the worlds poplulation had natural blonde hair color.

The entire post was a spoof on environmentalists and 'blondes'.

I even bounced the essay off a few friends before posting, they thought it was hilarious.

'mitigation' and 'challenged' contained in the text, I thought to be dead giveaways...I guess not.

'mimic' was also intended for 'bleached blondes'...ah well...

Suffice it to say that perhaps bigotry and racism lies within, in this case, and not without...

pearls before swine...egads...

amicus...

Hey, *I* got the joke. *shrug*

 

[amicus]

Thanks sunnie...hey...I was bornt in INdiana..Columbus...a hundred years ago or so....

amicus...

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Geez people, lighten up!

The only accurate part of my post, 'Another Endangered Species', which I originally added, "Oh, my" was that 5% of the worlds poplulation had natural blonde hair color.

The entire post was a spoof on environmentalists and 'blondes'.

I even bounced the essay off a few friends before posting, they thought it was hilarious.

'mitigation' and 'challenged' contained in the text, I thought to be dead giveaways...I guess not.

'mimic' was also intended for 'bleached blondes'...ah well...

Suffice it to say that perhaps bigotry and racism lies within, in this case, and not without...

pearls before swine...egads...

amicus...

I laughed.

However, I thought you tipped your hand too early in the joke. A little more subtlety for a little longer could make it even better. Just one demon's opinion.

 

[Guest]

I u, Perdita!
~M

Wow! Ya lyublyu Mhari P.

 

[SeaCat]

Cat, I take pleasure in educating people on this, esp. the phony Aryans; I like the look on their faces when I tell them the true Aryans are Iranians. I posted so that others can do the same.

Actually, there is no true Aryan 'race', for the label has to do with language roots, not race. But 'they' don't know that either. I just tell them they can thank Iran and India for English (not to mention the 'Dagos' and other old 'tribes' ).

Perdita

I think I'll try your aproach, mine doesn't seem to work too well. Somehow they don't get the idea when I tell them to learn to read. Hmmmmm, maybe it has something to do with ignorance?


Cat