Another dumb URL that amused me.

[Guest]

JANE

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From the Ancient Egyptian root meaning "Ugly Brute"
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Characteristics
Jane annoys the hell out of everyone.
Personality
Jane should never baby-sit.

Natural
Jane is just damn stupid.

Emotional
Jane detests happy people.

Character
Jane is sexually aroused by relatives.

Physical
Jane doesn't wash their hands.

Mental
Jane is a cracker short of a box.

Motivation
Jane strives to make others cry.

 

[SweetCherry]

Here's mine.

SWEETCHERRY

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From the Ancient Egyptian root meaning "Snivelling Baby"
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Characteristics
SweetCherry drives over old ladies at intersections.
Personality
SweetCherry should never baby-sit.

Natural
SweetCherry eats roadkill.

Emotional
SweetCherry hates to be wrong.

Character
SweetCherry just might kill you.

Physical
SweetCherry doesn't wash their hands.

Mental
SweetCherry is a cracker short of a box.

Motivation
SweetCherry likes to see others fail.

 

[naudiz]

The Name Game


NAUDIZ

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From the Swahili root meaning "Ugly Brute"
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Characteristics
Naudiz drives over old ladies at intersections.
And on street corners, and down dark alleys, and...

Personality
Naudiz has a thing for Peter Pan.
It's those green tights. Mmm.

Natural
Naudiz likes sheep a great deal.
I also like lemmings, so play this game!

Emotional
Naudiz refuses to show emotion.
That's not true. I smolder with rage quite adequately.

Character
Naudiz is sexually aroused by relatives.
If you can't keep it in the pants...

Physical
Naudiz punches like a little girl.
And I cry like one, too.

Mental
Naudiz talks to the walls.
Don't you see the faces on them? The faces! With ears to hear! *twitch*

Motivation
Naudiz thrives on being right.
Good thing I always am, huh.

 

[Saint Peter]

Naudiz is distracted.

 

[penguindance]

 

[celiaKitten]

boo-boo's lunch? lol

 

[freakygirl]

FREAKYGURL

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From the Indian root meaning "Voyeur"
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Characteristics
freakygurl drives over old ladies at intersections.
Personality
freakygurl wants to be an EC dancer.

Natural
freakygurl might die without Kenny G.

Emotional
freakygurl detests happy people.

Character
freakygurl runs from commitment.

Physical
freakygurl doesn't wash their hands.

Mental
freakygurl is a cracker short of a box.

Motivation
freakygurl thrives on being right.

 

[Guest]

 

[christophe]

HI Indie!

 

[cybergirly]

CYBERGIRLY

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From the Italian root meaning "Spineless Coward"
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Characteristics
cybergirly does terrible things to small animals with staplers.
Personality
cybergirly should never baby-sit.

Natural
cybergirly is just damn stupid.

Emotional
cybergirly pretends to be your friend.

Character
cybergirly whines to get attention.

Physical
cybergirly farts in bed.

Mental
cybergirly just might bite.

Motivation
cybergirly strives to make others cry.


ARRGHHHHHH *whine* I wannna change my naaaaammmmeee!!!

 

[Jim_Henson]

No mauling

Ummm additions...

JIM HENSON

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From the Ancient Egyptian root meaning "Failure"
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Characteristics
Jim Henson drives over old ladies at intersections.
Personality
Jim Henson is whiny and intrusive.

Natural
Jim Henson collects body-parts.

Emotional
Jim Henson is prone to obsession.

Character
Jim Henson has a nasty temper.

Physical
Jim Henson has various deformities.

Mental
Jim Henson has the brains of a three-year-old.

Motivation
Jim Henson likes to see others fail.

 

[celiaKitten]

CECELIA

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From the Italian root meaning "Licker of Toads"
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Characteristics
Cecelia wants to be Barbara Streisand.
Personality
Cecelia should never baby-sit.

Natural
Cecelia eats roadkill.

Emotional
Cecelia detests happy people.

Character
Cecelia whines to get attention.

Physical
Cecelia spreads lice.

Mental
Cecelia talks to the walls.

Motivation
Cecelia sings in the shower.

 

[Amaterasu]

JEREMIAH'S SLUT

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From the Ancient Egyptian root meaning "Licker of Toads"
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Characteristics
Jeremiah's Slut does terrible things to small animals with staplers.
Personality
Jeremiah's Slut should never baby-sit.

Natural
Jeremiah's Slut collects body-parts.

Emotional
Jeremiah's Slut detests happy people.

Character
Jeremiah's Slut whines to get attention.

Physical
Jeremiah's Slut is uglier than a two-peckered billy-goat.

Mental
Jeremiah's Slut shouldn't be left alone with animals.

Motivation
Jeremiah's Slut sings in the shower.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Hmm. Seems obsessive is the common thread.

I ran it on my real name, and my Lit name. And the obsessive part seems to be accurate, because I felt compelled to edit the results for faulty grammar.


FREYA
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From the Indian root meaning "Voyeur"
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Characteristics
Freya drives over old ladies at intersections.

Personality
Freya wants to be an EC dancer.

Natural
Freya likes sheep a great deal.

Emotional
Freya is prone to obsession.

Character
Freya annoys everyone she meets.

Physical
Freya doesn't wash her hands.

Mental
Freya is rude and disruptive.

Motivation
Freya strives to make others cry.



SUPERLITTLEGIRL
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From the Ancient Egyptian root meaning "Obsessive"
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Characteristics
superlittlegirl will never have sex again- ever.

Personality
superlittlegirl should never baby-sit.

Natural
superlittlegirl is just damn stupid.

Emotional
superlittlegirl is a pathetic loser.

Character
superlittlegirl whines to get attention.

Physical
superlittlegirl brushes her teeth with cheddar cheese.

Mental
superlittlegirl just might bite.

Motivation
superlittlegirl thrives on being right.

 

[Guru]

 

[gumbie]

How Eerie!

GUMBIE GOODHEAD

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From the Arabic root meaning "Obsessive"
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Personality
gumbie goodhead has a thing for gay men. (If they ask nicely.)

Natural
gumbie goodhead likes sheep a great deal. (So i have this thing for fuzzy sweaters!)

 

[Draco]

DRACO
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Characteristics
Draco knows nothing about anything.
Personality
Draco is pretty damn boring.

Natural
Draco 's gene-pool needs more chlorine.

Emotional
Draco is a pathetic loser.

Character
Draco annoys everyone they meet.

Physical
Draco punches like a little girl.

Mental
Draco shouldn't be left alone with animals.

Motivation
Draco is in everything for the money.