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Saw this post at another board I go to regulary and thought it would be good for a quick laugh. This kind of thing can only happen at Blockbuster... and maybe Hollywood video...
Posted by: Freud
<<<<Guy comes to the register with tapes....and just stands there.
Clerk says: "Blockbuster Card?"
Guy says, "Huh?"
"You have your Blockbuster Card?"
"A whuh?"
"You need a Blockbuster Card to rent these."
"Oh. Okay." [insert long pauses between all of this guy's responses]
"So you need to fill out a membership."
"A whuh?"
"A membership. You need to become a member so you can get your card."
"Oh. Okay."
"You need a driver's license and a major credit card."
"A whuh?"
"A license. You know, a license?"
"Oh. Okay."
"Do you have a driver's license?"
"Huh?"
"A driver's license. Do you have it on you?"
"Uh, no."
"Do you have a credit card?"
"A whuh?"
"A credit card."
"Huh?"
"You need a credit card to get the membership."
"Oh. Uh, no."
"Well you'll need a phone bill or car registration."
"Huh?"
"You need something addressed to you so you can get your membership."
Guy looks puzzled.
"So do you have a phone bill or car registration?"
"Huh?"
"Okay. Do you have a phone?"
"A whuh?"
"A phone. A TELEPHONE. Do you have a phone?"
"Uh, no."
"You don't have a phone. Do you have a car?"
"Huh?"
"A car. Do you drive a car?"
"Uh, no."
"Okay, well, I can't give you a membership then. Sorry."
After a long moment of contemplation, the guy turns to leave the store.
Clerk says: "Excuse me....?"
"Huh?"
"That's the entrance."
Guy just stands there, pushing on the door.
"Sir, that's the entrance. That's the way in. The exit is this way."
"Huh?"
"The ENTRANCE! That's the ENTRANCE!!"
After a long moment of contemplation, the guy wanders off to browse in the tape-sale rack.
I think he's still there.>>>>
This sounds like something that would happen at the local Blockbuster where I live. LOL
Posted by: Freud
<<<<Guy comes to the register with tapes....and just stands there.
Clerk says: "Blockbuster Card?"
Guy says, "Huh?"
"You have your Blockbuster Card?"
"A whuh?"
"You need a Blockbuster Card to rent these."
"Oh. Okay." [insert long pauses between all of this guy's responses]
"So you need to fill out a membership."
"A whuh?"
"A membership. You need to become a member so you can get your card."
"Oh. Okay."
"You need a driver's license and a major credit card."
"A whuh?"
"A license. You know, a license?"
"Oh. Okay."
"Do you have a driver's license?"
"Huh?"
"A driver's license. Do you have it on you?"
"Uh, no."
"Do you have a credit card?"
"A whuh?"
"A credit card."
"Huh?"
"You need a credit card to get the membership."
"Oh. Uh, no."
"Well you'll need a phone bill or car registration."
"Huh?"
"You need something addressed to you so you can get your membership."
Guy looks puzzled.
"So do you have a phone bill or car registration?"
"Huh?"
"Okay. Do you have a phone?"
"A whuh?"
"A phone. A TELEPHONE. Do you have a phone?"
"Uh, no."
"You don't have a phone. Do you have a car?"
"Huh?"
"A car. Do you drive a car?"
"Uh, no."
"Okay, well, I can't give you a membership then. Sorry."
After a long moment of contemplation, the guy turns to leave the store.
Clerk says: "Excuse me....?"
"Huh?"
"That's the entrance."
Guy just stands there, pushing on the door.
"Sir, that's the entrance. That's the way in. The exit is this way."
"Huh?"
"The ENTRANCE! That's the ENTRANCE!!"
After a long moment of contemplation, the guy wanders off to browse in the tape-sale rack.
I think he's still there.>>>>
This sounds like something that would happen at the local Blockbuster where I live. LOL
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