another cock thread.

[yossi]

yossi i think you're gripping that poor gentlman too tightly.

give him some air!

Air is for the weak.

Smurf sex??




*reported*

Laurel would never ban smurf sexin'!

 

[pete]

Air is for the weak.

what i meant was, blow on it a little.

 

[neci]

yossi!

i missed Hard_Rom.

*sigh*

laurel strikes again!

that part made me smile.

 

[neci]

that also means someone is reporting my cock.

 

[spacekowboy]

My dong regrets to inform you that it has retired from active service. It sends it's warmest regards and sincerest wishes in your endeavor, however.

 

[neci]

nooooooooo!

 

[Hard_Rom]

[Please do not upload any hardcore images or those that you did not take yourself to our servers. Thank you! - admin]

But I did take it myself.

 

[spacekowboy]

nooooooooo!

Sorry, he's already filed the paperwork to cash out the 401K.

 

[Wings]

My dong regrets to inform you that it has retired from active service. It sends it's warmest regards and sincerest wishes in your endeavor, however.

Now I have the sads.

 

[spacekowboy]

Now I have the sads.

When god closes a dong he opens a hoohah.




I might have that backwards.

 

[Wings]

When god closes a dong he opens a hoohah.




I might have that backwards.

When he opens a dong he closes a hoohah?

 

[spacekowboy]

When he opens a dong he closes a hoohah?

Don't judge me. I'm bordering on a food coma.

 

[Wings]

Don't judge me. I'm bordering on a food coma.

I'm blaming it on the tooth whitening chemicals in my teeth trays rotting my brain.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Am I a victim of internet identity theft. Has someone purloined a picture of my penis for commercial reasons? Do I fail tineye test then?

Might be one other site it has been seen on, maybe. Been a couple of years.

 

[spacekowboy]

I'm blaming it on the tooth whitening chemicals in my teeth trays rotting my brain.

They are worth it if only for the fact that you've got the whitest teeth I've ever.....





Do I need to finish that joke?

 

[Hard_Rom]

It would appear to be the hardcore aspect not the selfies only rule.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

My dong regrets to inform you that it has retired from active service. It sends it's warmest regards and sincerest wishes in your endeavor, however.

But what about the balls?!

 

[Hard_Rom]

http://i.imgur.com/4liHo4O.jpg

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

fur!

 

[gypsyTX]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/645e1985ce0759dd0da58371505490df/tumblr_np6md7rlud1tmmc3ko1_500.gif

 

[neci]

i feel like singing a happy penis song now.

 

[Saint Peter]

Mine is singing big show tunes.

 

[Miasorrow]

Shh, you are a Saint remember?

 

[yossi]

https://youtu.be/9MFsNSPcESg

 

[Luv2SukMOff]

Love It!

http://33.media.tumblr.com/645e1985ce0759dd0da58371505490df/tumblr_np6md7rlud1tmmc3ko1_500.gif

What a luscious-looking cock! PERFECT...beautifully sculpted...UNCUT...a sweet drip of precum sparkling at the tip...lovely, low-slung balls!

Mmmmm...I'd sure LOVE to love THAT fabulous man-package for HOURS with my warm, wet, cock-loving faggot mouth!!! I'd so LOVE to relieve his "ball-load" for him!!!