Anorexic Peter Jackson

Carmenica Diaz

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Saw an interview with the director - what happened? He's lost buckets of weight since Lord of the Rings! I think I liked him better when he was a chubby wubby hobbit!
 
OhMissScarlett said:
*scream* I love him no matter what, but what happened? They shrunk him, gave him contacts and perhaps ironed his clothes. Fucking Hollywood.
They ironed his clothes! O-my-god! He was so cuddly! Now he’s a skinny geek with awful hair.
 
Carmenica Diaz said:
They ironed his clothes! O-my-god! He was so cuddly! Now he’s a skinny geek with awful hair.

As opposed to a rotund geek with awful hair?
 
Carmenica Diaz said:
They ironed his clothes! O-my-god! He was so cuddly! Now he’s a skinny geek with awful hair.

I'm sure he gets just as many fucks as he did before.
 
LadyJeanne said:
Hmm, I notice he's sitting in front of a Microsoft Windows screen...perhaps there's some Mind Control involved? Look what happened to Steve Ballmer:
Apparently you have to be a billionaire for it to work. I've been sitting in front of a Microsoft Windows screen and it's having an opposite effect really. :rolleyes:
 
I hope he doesn't have cancer or something. That would suck.

By the way if you're a fan of his films, it might interest you to know he became famous down here for his low budget comedy splatter films. I can recommend them if you can find them.

Bad Taste, Meet the Feebles and Brain Dead.

In Bad Taste he plays the role of an alien AND a goverment agent as well as basically making the whole film. There's an amazing scene where both characters have a fight on a cliffside. You'd never believe that Peter's playing both of them as they battle it out.

In Brain Dead two zombies have sex and make a zombie baby.
 
human_male said:
I hope he doesn't have cancer or something. That would suck.

By the way if you're a fan of his films, it might interest you to know he became famous down here for his low budget comedy splatter films. I can recommend them if you can find them.

Bad Taste, Meet the Feebles and Brain Dead.

In Bad Taste he plays the role of an alien AND a goverment agent as well as basically making the whole film. There's an amazing scene where both characters have a fight on a cliffside. You'd never believe that Peter's playing both of them as they battle it out.

In Brain Dead two zombies have sex and make a zombie baby.
I just read in an interview that he said he simply stopped eating junk food. He also said he really wants to do another low-budget horror film. Yay! :)
Here's the link:Interview
 
OhMissScarlett said:
I just read in an interview that he said he simply stopped eating junk food. He also said he really wants to do another low-budget horror film. Yay! :)
Here's the link:Interview

That's good. King Kongs gonna be sad. They shoot him in the end, you know.
 
Wildcard Ky said:
Isn't he supposed to start on The Hobbit in 06?
He'll star The Hobbit as sson s they get the distibution right sorted out.. seems the studio owns the right to make the movie but not to distibute it.. and teh distibution is where the money is.. so we wait on the lawyers..
 
human_male said:
That's good. King Kongs gonna be sad. They shoot him in the end, you know.
Sssh, don't ruin it. And don't tell me what happens at the end of Titanic, I haven't seen it yet either. :D
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Sssh, don't ruin it. And don't tell me what happens at the end of Titanic, I haven't seen it yet either. :D
The leading man is awful, the villain is beautiful and the leading woman is gorgeous. The fashions are wonderful and the boat sinks. :)
 
Carmenica Diaz said:
The leading man is awful, the villain is beautiful and the leading woman is gorgeous. The fashions are wonderful and the boat sinks. :)
*snicker*
 
Carmenica Diaz said:
The leading man is awful, the villain is beautiful and the leading woman is gorgeous. The fashions are wonderful and the boat sinks. :)
Well, as long as I can perv on Kate Winslet, I don't really care if the boat sinks. :) *hums 'My Heart Will Go On'*
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Well, as long as I can perv on Kate Winslet, I don't really care if the boat sinks. :) *hums 'My Heart Will Go On'*
She just has the sweetest face, doesn't she? :)
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Yes and ass too. :devil:

oops, did I say that?
Yes you did! :D
I have ogled myself - discreetly, of course. The discreet ogle is the necessary skill of the bisexual woman. :)
 
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