Carmenica Diaz
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Saw an interview with the director - what happened? He's lost buckets of weight since Lord of the Rings! I think I liked him better when he was a chubby wubby hobbit!
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They ironed his clothes! O-my-god! He was so cuddly! Now he’s a skinny geek with awful hair.OhMissScarlett said:*scream* I love him no matter what, but what happened? They shrunk him, gave him contacts and perhaps ironed his clothes. Fucking Hollywood.
Carmenica Diaz said:They ironed his clothes! O-my-god! He was so cuddly! Now he’s a skinny geek with awful hair.
Carmenica Diaz said:They ironed his clothes! O-my-god! He was so cuddly! Now he’s a skinny geek with awful hair.
Sub Joe said:I'm sure he gets just as many fucks as he did before.
For Joe, anyway.sweetsubsarahh said:Trust Joe to get to the heart of the matter.
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OhMissScarlett said:*scream* I love him no matter what, but what happened? They shrunk him, gave him contacts and perhaps ironed his clothes. Fucking Hollywood.
Apparently you have to be a billionaire for it to work. I've been sitting in front of a Microsoft Windows screen and it's having an opposite effect really.LadyJeanne said:Hmm, I notice he's sitting in front of a Microsoft Windows screen...perhaps there's some Mind Control involved? Look what happened to Steve Ballmer:
I just read in an interview that he said he simply stopped eating junk food. He also said he really wants to do another low-budget horror film. Yay!human_male said:I hope he doesn't have cancer or something. That would suck.
By the way if you're a fan of his films, it might interest you to know he became famous down here for his low budget comedy splatter films. I can recommend them if you can find them.
Bad Taste, Meet the Feebles and Brain Dead.
In Bad Taste he plays the role of an alien AND a goverment agent as well as basically making the whole film. There's an amazing scene where both characters have a fight on a cliffside. You'd never believe that Peter's playing both of them as they battle it out.
In Brain Dead two zombies have sex and make a zombie baby.
Wildcard Ky said:Isn't he supposed to start on The Hobbit in 06?
OhMissScarlett said:I just read in an interview that he said he simply stopped eating junk food. He also said he really wants to do another low-budget horror film. Yay!![]()
Here's the link:Interview
He'll star The Hobbit as sson s they get the distibution right sorted out.. seems the studio owns the right to make the movie but not to distibute it.. and teh distibution is where the money is.. so we wait on the lawyers..Wildcard Ky said:Isn't he supposed to start on The Hobbit in 06?
Sssh, don't ruin it. And don't tell me what happens at the end of Titanic, I haven't seen it yet either.human_male said:That's good. King Kongs gonna be sad. They shoot him in the end, you know.
The leading man is awful, the villain is beautiful and the leading woman is gorgeous. The fashions are wonderful and the boat sinks.OhMissScarlett said:Sssh, don't ruin it. And don't tell me what happens at the end of Titanic, I haven't seen it yet either.![]()
*snicker*Carmenica Diaz said:The leading man is awful, the villain is beautiful and the leading woman is gorgeous. The fashions are wonderful and the boat sinks.![]()
My real career is film reviewer for time poor women.ABSTRUSE said:*snicker*
Works for me.Carmenica Diaz said:My real career is film reviewer for time poor women.![]()
Well, as long as I can perv on Kate Winslet, I don't really care if the boat sinks.Carmenica Diaz said:The leading man is awful, the villain is beautiful and the leading woman is gorgeous. The fashions are wonderful and the boat sinks.![]()
She just has the sweetest face, doesn't she?OhMissScarlett said:Well, as long as I can perv on Kate Winslet, I don't really care if the boat sinks.*hums 'My Heart Will Go On'*
She does indeed!yui said:She just has the sweetest face, doesn't she?![]()
Yes and ass too.yui said:She just has the sweetest face, doesn't she?![]()
Yes you did!OhMissScarlett said:Yes and ass too.![]()
oops, did I say that?